Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

How can Bob like Aliens when it has dudebros aka the Colonial Marines?

Well the marines/dudebros get slaughtered in the movie, right? So maybe he sees it as some sort of revenge fantasy.

 

[Mola Ram]

How can Bob like Aliens when it has dudebros aka the Colonial Marines?

Real answer: Because Aliens is fuckin' awesome.

Bob's Anita-approved answer: The colonial marines are a clear stand in for the US during Vietnam, and are revealed to be incompetent and betrayed by their superiors when they're disarmed and ripped apart by a force of primitive aliens.

 

[Gordon Cole]

But when you spend money on latter-day Simpsons DVDs and multiple Mario statues, then that makes you a superior person.

TBF, if I could join the esteemed company of Moviebob, I also wouldn't make the effort to verify my account.

 

[Mola Ram]

But when you spend money on latter-day Simpsons DVDs and multiple Mario statues, then that makes you a superior person.
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TBF, if I could join the esteemed company of Moviebob, I also wouldn't make the effort to verify my account.
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It's easy to be proud of a meaningless blue checkmark when you've accepted you ain't never gonna get your dick wet.

 

[Kyria the Great]

TBF, if I could join the esteemed company of Moviebob, I also wouldn't make the effort to verify my account.

Though ChristRayGun is more enjoyable to be around and he actually has attracted a feminist icon, the likes of Bob will never be able to do which has to be the hardest truth for Bob to stomach.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Though ChristRayGun is more enjoyable to be around and he actually has attracted a feminist icon, the likes of Bob will never be able to do which has to be the hardest truth for Bob to stomach.

And Bob compensates for this by basically throwing her under the bus for even daring to question him and his sempais.

 

[cypocryphy]

How can Bob like Aliens when it has dudebros aka the Colonial Marines?

If it's from his childhood it's ok.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

If it's from his childhood it's ok.

The Superior Past, as it were. Not the one with slavery.

 

[IwemduWarrior]

But when you spend money on latter-day Simpsons DVDs and multiple Mario statues, then that makes you a superior person.
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TBF, if I could join the esteemed company of Moviebob, I also wouldn't make the effort to verify my account.
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What the hell is a tootsie pop voice, what is this man talking about, dated reference much isnt it bob.

 

[AnOminous]

How can Bob like Aliens when it has dudebros aka the Colonial Marines?

One of the dudebros was a woman. When she was asked "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?" I think by the giant pussy Bill Paxton played, she replied "No, have you?"

Just reminded me of Bob for some reason.

 

[RockVolnutt]

But when you spend money on latter-day Simpsons DVDs and multiple Mario statues, then that makes you a superior person.
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I thought being #Woke brought more customers as you're not alienating and giving representation to "marginalized voices". Which is it, Bob?

 

[AnOminous]

TBF, if I could join the esteemed company of Moviebob, I also wouldn't make the effort to verify my account.

Maybe he's not a narcissistic twat so he doesn't give a flying fuck about doxing himself to Twitter like a mongoloid just to get a blue checkmark and impress a bunch of other fucking idiots.

 

[Gordon Cole]

New video running... ... for twenty minutes.

If #MarthaBox didn't catch on then, what kind of :autism: does he have that makes him think it still has a shot?

What the hell is a tootsie pop voice, what is this man talking about, dated reference much isnt it bob.

This aired all the way through my childhood, so it's still pretty well-known.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

This aired all the way through my childhood, so it's still pretty well-known.

Early evidence of the (((media))) being responsible for the cuck fetish.

 

[Foltest]

So he like Equilibrium? Proves that he has shit taste in scifi films. It is a badly written pretentions boring action film, where the hero never face true danger and so on.

 

[A Random]

So what are his ideas to fix it?

 

[Mr. Duck]

So what are his ideas to fix it?

These are his most autistic ideas:
-Making a Lois Lane movie because "women in film".
-A Batman Beyond movie with Michael Keaton as old Bruce Wayne because muh nostalgia.
-A Booster Gold movie (who the fuck is that guy?)
-Making Wonder Woman into a lesbian.
-Describing a possible Green Lantern Corps movie as "Dirty Harry on space".
-Making Aquaman into a flaming faggot.

Then i stopped watching the video because i just don't give a shit about this stuff, most of his ideas sound generic or really autistic to be honest.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

-Making a Lois Lane movie because "women in film"

Because Lois Lane was such an interesting and import character in the Man of Steel movies, people are just demanding her own spinoff.

 

[Flexo]

So he like Equilibrium? Proves that he has shit taste in scifi films. It is a badly written pretentions boring action film, where the hero never face true danger and so on.

Bah, it is a good fun proto-John Wick/live-action Grenadier.

-A Booster Gold movie (who the fuck is that guy?)

Booster Gold is someone from the future using his advanced tech to be a superhero in the modern day. Bit of a joke character that got better when Geoff Johns turned him into a protector of the time stream and made his joke status as a plot point.

Holy shit... he's Bob's superior future guy. Oh geez I can just imagine how badly Bob would mangle BG. Especially given that part of the backstory is that Booster is a failed jock. Oh no, I'm leaking oil from my head thinking about what Bob would do with this property...

 

[The Nothingness]

-A Booster Gold movie (who the fuck is that guy?)

What I gathered from other DC media he has been in, he's a time-traveling hero who has gotten shat on by other heroes, even Batman.