Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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RockVolnutt said:
No, he's always been like this but tries to back away when it always backfires on him. Kill the whites, kill the people not living on the coasts, and kill the poor people. "Elites" are the master race.
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Too bad Bob is not an elite, so he will have to gas himself anyways.
 
I'm pretty sure evolution doesn't favor people who have such disgusting personalities any potential mate would be driven away screaming, plus are so fucking fat that they can't even find their dick in their fat rolls, much less fuck someone with it.
 
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AnOminous said:
I'm pretty sure evolution doesn't favor people who have such disgusting personalities any potential mate would be driven away screaming, plus are so fucking fat that they can't even find their dick in their fat rolls, much less fuck someone with it.
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Now let's be fair. Bob's body may be a lipidinous horror show, but in his defense, his face is really fucking disgusting too.
 
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AnOminous said:
I'm pretty sure evolution doesn't favor people who have such disgusting personalities any potential mate would be driven away screaming, plus are so fucking fat that they can't even find their dick in their fat rolls, much less fuck someone with it.
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His dick is located right next to his feet.

You know, the amputated ones.
 
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TerminalTryHard said:
I think it's more in the other direction. That he's trying to say him and the people who agree with him have literally evolved past other people and are now some genetically superior branch of humanity.
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Yeah, but all that matters for SHIT if you - now follow closely - DON'T. HAVE. KIDS.

And considering the demographic numbers of thise he considers "evolved" vs those he calls "backwards" guess who Evolution is betting on.
 
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tfw you see Bob lose the point in real time.
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What, don't apply critical thinking to things?
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"I'm not a loser!" - Bob.

"Okay." - Sexy Times Hitler, stoned.
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WHEN WAS THE MATRIX EVER ABOUT ANTI-COLONIALISM?

And lastly, Bob has his priorities straight when it comes to the sensitive topic of pedophilia in Hollywood.
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Also, 10 seconds on Google.
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Flexo said:
Yeah, but all that matters for SHIT if you - now follow closely - DON'T. HAVE. KIDS.

And considering the demographic numbers of thise he considers "evolved" vs those he calls "backwards" guess who Evolution is betting on.
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I'm pretty sure evolution is on the side of those people Bob wants to murder who have "jerbs" so they can support these things called "kids."
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
tfw you see Bob lose the point in real time.
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Isn't this the same dimwitted slob who was fantasizing not too long ago about "a fully Manhattanized New York?" Where does he think these imaginary cosmopolitan urban cityscapes are going to be built, if not in the historic and beautiful natural places he says we shouldn't exploit? Was he just not including the Adirondacks and the Catskills in his dumbshit utopia?

Pfft, what else do I expect from a Boston chowderhead.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
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http://www.vulture.com/2017/11/paul-feig-regrets-that-ghostbusters-remake-became-a-cause.html
Paul Feig Regrets That His Ghostbusters Remake Turned Into a ‘Cause’
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By Taylor Ferber
When the concept for Paul Feig’s remake of Ghostbusters was first announced, it received a healthy amount of advanced praise for the gender-swapping of its lead ensemble. But it also received a massive amount of blowback from fans of the 1984 original who couldn’t imagine Winston Zeddemore and doctors Venkman, Stantz, and Spengler being replaced by a bunch of women. Unfortunately, enough of those “fans” waged a massive trolling campaign online to cast an unshakable pall over the film that hung around after it was released in 2016. Now, one year removed from the film’s release, Feig spoke at Vulture Festival L.A. about how his Ghostbusters unintentionally turned into a “cause” he never intended to create, and how that cause may have ultimately hindered the movie’s success.
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Bob, not EVEN THE DIRECTOR OF THE MOVIE AGREES WITH YOU!
 
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Flexo said:
So Bob is anti-creationism AND pro-choice.

I'd really love to see him justify how not killing your children holds back the species from the view of natural selection.
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He doesn't think about it that much. It's just an exscuse for him to to be a euphoric dipshit and say everyone who disagrees with him is sexist. Never mind that half of American women are pro-life, facts aren't as important as tipping your fedora.
 
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