Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Manly-Chicken said:
"Why do people associate progressivism and diversity with hating white men? Also, straight white working-class men are objectively inferior and will die out within the next century to be replaced by black-disabled-gay-muslim-trans-women".
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Someone on this board said it before but it bears repeating: MovieBob is the Uncle Ruckus of White people. Bob can't thrive in a world with standards, so he's hoping to throw in with the "lower orders" and help them "punch their way up" to the top of the food chain. Then, once the nonwhites are firmly ensconced, he's hoping they'll pat him on the head and let him sit close to the throne as some sort of pet - lower than dirt, but elevated far higher than all of the other white people who were previously above him. It's pure envy that drives him.

I think Bob's greatest dream is to die, get to Black Heaven, look in a mirror, and see Leslie Jones staring back at him. "At last! Cleansed of my male whiteness at last!" he squeals, as he begins fondling his new breasts and vagina. "Lookin good, grrrrrlllll!"
 
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Positron said:
No, Bobby and his ilk have a millennialist, cargo-cult like mindset. They literally think eliminating white men and elevating women, trannies and pees to absolute power will usher in a new, utopian world paradigm.
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Hmm yes, as I recall most non-western nations prior to the colonial period structured them on hierachical power structures (usually fuedal/autocracies) and had imperialist agenda's so it seems unlikely they'd conduct themselves any better if the dynamics had shifted
 
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Emperor Julian said:
I suppose it hasnt occured to Bob that even if Bob was correct and whitey went away that the fact we're using the same economic and political models (a system whose negative traits he considers positive) means we'd still have the same obligarchic morally dubious structure as now except they'd have more mellanin and no sense of post colonial restraint.

Edit-but then again 'white' is a bollocks concept for a number of reasons. so the idea that low mellanin levels due to increased darkness and cold in northern countries is going anywhere is exceptional.
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I've said it before in other threads but I'm not even sure you could get rid of pale skinned people in North America or Europe without maybe having a genocide on a scale that'd make the holocaust look like a joke. It's especially weird in America's case as the "ideal" is Latinos "replacing" whitey but many of them share at least some European ancestry anyways so I don't know. Going by "One-Drop" doesn't seem logical and most of those "America will be black by 2057!!!" articles have been debunked. The more probable future for the next generation or two is Americans not looking too different than they do now but maybe more people named Lopez or Li (who would appear "white" to Bob's ilk anyways).

Positron said:
No, Bobby and his ilk have a millennialist, cargo-cult like mindset. They literally think eliminating white men and elevating women, trannies and pees to absolute power will usher in a new, utopian world paradigm.
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Reminds me of Dobson sperging about that female Lord of the Flies remake and how it'd be unrealistic if the girls didn't establish an utopia in an hour.
 
RockVolnutt said:
I've said it before in other threads but I'm not even sure you could get rid of pale skinned people in North America or Europe without maybe having a genocide on a scale that'd make the holocaust look like a joke. It's especially weird in America's case as the "ideal" is Latinos "replacing" whitey but many of them share European ancestry anyways so I don't know. Going by "One-Drop" doesn't seem logical and most of those "America will be black by 2057!!!" articles have been debunked. The more probable future for the next generation or two is Americans not looking too different than they do now but maybe more people named Lopez or Li (who would appear "white" to Bob's ilk anyways).
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the closest you could is extensive interacial breeding may produce very generic looking humans with slightly tanned complexions. National geographic did and article on it I believe
This works on the assumption of rapid geographical mixing continuing indefinatly, because otherwise the differing national climates will slowly shape things back to what they where before. it also works on the assumption won't be using genetics manipulation to make our offspring look however we wish.
Take a look at the average African American and compare them to Africans and it's clear the doors swinging both ways.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
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I love how he interprets The Lego Movie's obvious parody of Batman as saying that he sucks. I don't think Bob has ever realized that you can poke fun at something and still be a fan of it.
 
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Baldur's Gait said:
I love how he interprets The Lego Movie's obvious parody of Batman as saying that he sucks. I don't think Bob has ever realized that you can poke fun at something and still be a fan of it.
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Well then you would think that movies like Lego Batman Movie and even Blazing Saddles would go over his head.
 
Sexy Times Hitler said:
No Bob, you just backed the wrong horse.
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Up yours Bob and your stupid strawmen. Unless I am mistaking it for a different controversy nobody "panicked at gay wedding cakes". The controversy was over small bakeries run by religious people did not want to be called "homophobic" for not wanting to violate their religious beliefs and choose to not participate in a gay wedding. For every bakery that does not participate in gay weddings there are thousands that will jump to the opportunity to do so to look progressive so its not like it was hard for couples to find a cake. This is an example of why my respect for Bob has dropped so much over the years because he just refuses to understand any other point of views and just broadly paints everyone under one brush of everyone being racist sexist homophobic bigots.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
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"Time Fixes All" is basically him and the modern left's entire ideology summed up. Its a meaningless statement that every zealot in history applied to whatever their ideology was.

The US itself is the product of native Americans being wiped out by diseases that no one had any comprehension of in the first century or so after the first Europeans arrived.

Time sure fixed them. I guess that was a necessary step on way to the superior future.
 
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