Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'd never thought I'd see the day Bob would stick up for Pissy Pablo, but here we are.
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It's a real shame that a person comes up with movie ideas out of pure spite.
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"IT'S SEXIST AND ABLEIST TO CALL JILL STEIN CRAZY REEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Can't wait till I see a movie where the orcs all need to be wiped out to make way for the superior mages.
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Yay, now he has less of a reason to leave the basement!
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It will never not amuse me to see people dogpile on Bob.
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(Finally, John Morris was brave enough to see what would happen if he called hi out on his delusions.)

Why don't you "Take a lap"? You look like you really need one.
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Sure you don't Bob. Sure you don't.
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He doesn't have the "emotional fortitude" to watch... The He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special.

Sure, we're the man-children.
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Bob, drink your liver out, the world would be better off without your poisonous bullshit lying in the middle of the street.

Actually, on second thought, I think your liver fell out already.

 

[CervixHammer]

"useless white people": Bob accidentally describes himself.
it's plural because he's fat, get it!

 

[Flexo]

It's a real shame that a person comes up with movie ideas out of pure spite.

This just in, Bob pitches ideas THAT WERE ALREADY IN SW CANON back before Disney threw out the EU. Heck anti-force feature were in VIDEO GAMES.

BOB FAILURE COUNT: 3,476

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This just in, Bob pitches ideas THAT WERE ALREADY IN SW CANON back before Disney threw out the EU. Heck anti-force feature were in VIDEO GAMES.

BOB FAILURE COUNT: 3,476

Is one of those failures himself?

 

[Flexo]

Is one of those failures himself?

No.

10 of them are.

Also i checked that twitter feed to see if anyone called him out on the old EU and somehow it was filled with worse responses. Now i have robo-cancer.

 

[RockVolnutt]

This just in, Bob pitches ideas THAT WERE ALREADY IN SW CANON back before Disney threw out the EU. Heck anti-force feature were in VIDEO GAMES.

BOB FAILURE COUNT: 3,476

Even if you want something still in canon for the "off button" idea, there's the personifications of the Force from the Mortis trilogy of Clone Wars episodes. Those were pretty good and I'm not a Star Wars guy (Not enough variation to make it interesting and way too many cases of original trilogy copypasta). Sure, they "died" but it's not like they were regular living beings to begin with.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I love that this actually struck a nerve with Bob. We almost never see him respond when someone points out his own hypocrisy. And he has the gall to say what he does is somehow important.

Bob, you're a D-list movie critic. What you do is less than what people in flyover states do since they feed the fucking country. And a third of that food goes to you.

 

[The Colonel]

Few minutes before bed? It's the morning. People with job have been up and are ready for work by the time he gets to bed.

 

[Positron]

It's a real shame that a person comes up with movie ideas out of pure spite.
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I swear The Force gave me diabetes, not the McFood I chug down every 3 hours!

 

[Nathanthebard]

I swear The Force gave me diabetes, not the McFood I chug down every 3 hours!

So he didnt lose his foot to diabetes, but to a lightsaber?

 

[RockVolnutt]

So he didnt lose his foot to diabetes, but to a lightsaber?

Did you ever hear the story of Movie Bob the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Kiwis would tell you. It's a Lolcow legend. Movie Bob was a Dark Lord of Twitter, so powerful and so wise he could use his Superiority to influence the """people""" to vote Republican... He had such a knowledge of the Superior Future that he could even keep the ones he cared about from caring. The Superior side of evolution is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his Superiority, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught Andrew Dobson everything he knew, then his Dobson inflated him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from Inferiority, but not himself.

 

[Slowboat to China]

I'm never sure how much Bob believes his own bullshit. He does have a respectable YouTube following, which is galling (though I'll point out my boy Jas. Townsend has over 250,000 more subscribers than Bob, and Jas. does a frigging 18th century cooking show), but I never hear him cited as any kind of serious critic. He seems to have no humility whatsoever. If it's not an affectation, he's genuinely delusional.

For a blood-soaked priest of a mad god, you sure have good taste in YouTube stuff. Townsend is the bomb.

I'd never thought I'd see the day Bob would stick up for Pissy Pablo, but here we are.

"Be better" from Bob, the child who throws his toys out of the pram whenever the world fails to conform to his utopian ideals of blue-collar extermination.

He doesn't have the "emotional fortitude" to watch... The He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special.

... Jesus Christ. Every time I think he's hit a new level of parody ...

 

[RodgerDodger]

I love that this actually struck a nerve with Bob. We almost never see him respond when someone points out his own hypocrisy. And he has the gall to say what he does is somehow important.

Bob, you're a D-list movie critic. What you do is less than what people in flyover states do since they feed the fucking country. And a third of that food goes to you.

I think you greatly overestimate his status at D List. I mean D listers are at the level of some of the lesser Channel Autism crew. Film Brian or whateverdafuq his name is for example. Dull boring and balding. Bob comes nowhere close to having those positives. He’s somewhere down in the lower half of the alphabet. Is there a W List?

Did you ever hear the story of Movie Bob the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Kiwis would tell you. It's a Lolcow legend. Movie Bob was a Dark Lord of Twitter, so powerful and so wise he could use his Superiority to influence the """people""" to vote Republican... He had such a knowledge of the Superior Future that he could even keep the ones he cared about from caring. The Superior side of evolution is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his Superiority, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught Andrew Dobson everything he knew, then his Dobson inflated him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from Inferiority, but not himself.

It really is horrifying how much Bob’s life resembles Eric Cartman’s.

He doesn't have the "emotional fortitude" to watch... The He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special.

Sure, we're the man-children.
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So Bob has something against animated gay fan Fiction? He clearly must be a Homophobe! Alert the Liberal Media!

 

[Mola Ram]

For a blood-soaked priest of a mad god, you sure have good taste in YouTube stuff. Townsend is the bomb.

Hey, you try making that Twelfth Night cake without fifty or so child-slaves to hand beat all those eggs.

But yeah, he rocks.

I think you greatly overestimate his status at D List. I mean D listers are at the level of some of the lesser Channel Autism crew. Film Brian or whateverdafuq his name is for example. Dull boring and balding. Bob comes nowhere close to having those positives. He’s somewhere down in the lower half of the alphabet. Is there a W List?

On the other hand, he has been on at least one con panel -- at Arisia, I believe it was called. Brianna Wu was on a different panel the same year ... which probably tells you the state of cons these days.

 

[Done]

Someone was asking earlier if it's possible to avoid violent feelings about Bob, what with the smugness and the rudeness and the totally unearned sense of superiority and the . . . you know, the genocide.

This right here is the answer. Bob inevitably becomes a laughingstock sooner or later. "Lacking the emotional fortitude" to watch Masters of the Universe is about as good as it gets, my friends. Slurp up that eggnog, you crazy fat fucker.

Bob is extremely easy to A-Log because well, he A-Logs everyone else.

Is one of those failures himself?

That's his parents' failure, not his.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I wonder if Bob "Gas All Undesirables" Chipman has ever heard of National Socialist black metal.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Can we possibly confirm that Bob has a Nazi fetish? I hope a Kraut and Tea level of leak hits him and leaves him with some explaining to to

 

[Done]

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/marvel-seemingly-cancels-6-comic-book-series-1069475

So, Marvel just cancelled 6 books, including the America book that Bob mentioned a few days ago.

Expect some nice REEing tomorrow, @Sexy Times Hitler.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/marvel-seemingly-cancels-6-comic-book-series-1069475

So, Marvel just cancelled 6 books, including the America book that Bob mentioned a few days ago.

Expect some nice REEing tomorrow, @Sexy Times Hitler.

I bet those "Comicsgate" retards regret throwing in the towel so early, if they waited another 3 weeks they could've had a sweet "We did it guys, our consumer revolt worked!" thing going on.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

I bet those "Comicsgate" exceptional individuals regret throwing in the towel so early, if they waited another 3 weeks they could've had a sweet "We did it guys, our consumer revolt worked!" thing going on.

That happened during NYCC, only with store owners instead of consumers.