Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Jewed Hunter said:
I made this a while back
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Like Hugo Boss would have soiled himself designing a uniform for that fatass barrel of monkey spunk.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
For people that seem to hate America these days and over half the people that live in it, Bob and those like him never seem in a big hurry to leave, do they?
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Bob has made comments about wanting to go to China because he believes they're more likely to create the "Superior Future" than America but he never follows up on it. He then goes back to saying how Americans need to be "bred out" or destroyed or whatever if they continue except his Superior Elites.
 
Mein fuhrer Bob Chipman will lead us to a glorious Super Maryion future by gassing those sniveling hook nosed, bald headed, dude bros. The international clique of first person shooter fans will be ruthlessly and slowly tortured to death and it will be a righteous and moral act. I cannot wait until the day when football becomes nothing more than a bad memory.

Hail victory.
 
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Elon Musk sperging.
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He can keep his mouth shut for the most part, so I believe you.
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...Please never try to be intentionally funny ever again.
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And in the latest chapter of Bob Chipman: Dying Alone, he's blaming his sleep apnea on humidity, and not because the basement smells like dust and farts.
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I personally don't see how wanting to disenfranchise and kill everyone he disagrees with "makes the discourse better", so I think I'm calling you Kebob from now on.
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RockVolnutt said:
Bob has made comments about wanting to go to China because he believes they're more likely to create the "Superior Future" than America but he never follows up on it. He then goes back to saying how Americans need to be "bred out" or destroyed or whatever if they continue except his Superior Elites.
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He also occasionally makes a big deal about how he's totally learning mandarin.
 
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What exactly does Bob think he's gonna do in the unlikely scenario he somehow ends up moving to China? Fatty certainly isn't going to be able to keep his online "jobs" with how censored the Internet is over there. He ain't gonna make it in Hong Kong either, they expect you to actually run a real business.

Oh who am I kidding? Bob doesn't know any of this shit. He's just virtue signalling about how much more progressive a PeeO'Sea nation is over dirty old America. It's almost like Bob is a racist or something.
 
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RockVolnutt said:
Bob has made comments about wanting to go to China because he believes they're more likely to create the "Superior Future" than America but he never follows up on it. He then goes back to saying how Americans need to be "bred out" or destroyed or whatever if they continue except his Superior Elites.
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I'm sure he'd love China until he realizes that they block Google (youtube) and Twitter, essentially cutting him off from all his fans and Patreon donors.

Also I'm pretty sure he hasn't heard of how the Chinese are dealing with the Uighur problem. Let's just say Chairman Xi makes Donald Trump look like Justin Trudeau.
 
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PurpleDude said:
What exactly does Bob think he's gonna do in the unlikely scenario he somehow ends up moving to China? Fatty certainly isn't going to be able to keep his online "jobs" with how censored the Internet is over there. He ain't gonna make it in Hong Kong either, they expect you to actually run a real business.

Oh who am I kidding? Bob doesn't know any of this shit. He's just virtue signalling about how much more progressive a PeeO'Sea nation is over dirty old America. It's almost like Bob is a racist or something.
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Who cares? The Superiority of everything being under the Chinese flag would mean unmatched progress that will make every moment glorious. Eliminate the Inferiors right now. Bob would be among the living in this glorious society.

Exaggerating but Bob never really states what the end goal is besides "SUPERIOR FUTURE NOW! ESTABLISH WORLD DICTATOR! DESTROY INFERIORITY NOW NOW NOW!". Outside of how more "evolved" people should control every aspect of human existence, there doesn't seem to be a future for the Superior Future. He seems to think once there's a government/corporation like that we'll be in space establishing colonies and growing infinitely.
 
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