Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

I'll give him points for at least doing something different. It still sucks, but it's different.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'll give him points for at least doing something different. It still sucks, but it's different.

Maybe he can learn a lesson from the movie, so he won't be a fat sack of shit.

Probably not. Time to amputate the other leg then.

 

[elder god]

Maybe he can learn a lesson from the movie, so he won't be a fat sack of shit.

there are not enough liposuction vacuums in the world to make Blob not a fat sack of shit

 

[Emperor Julian]

Well the religious among us have long felt Hitler was rotting in hell. Somehow the Hitler -> MovieBob hypothesis manages to Square both Western faith’s belief in Hell and Eastern faiths belief in reincarnation. Your soul can’t do worse than MovieBob on the great cosmic circle of life.

Bob thinks he's great so it's debatable how bad his lot is if you're going on pure suffering. Dobson's a better fit a he's since his life is Buddhist hell.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Okay, take ten steps away from my buttcrack.

For example, not taking care of yourself can lead to Diabetes.

It'll be the feel-bad video of the season.

 

[AnOminous]

Thanks Bob! Keep reminding the working class how much Democrats hate them.

I'm sure they'll vote for the next ivory tower elitist you want to elect to exterminate them.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Thanks Bob! Keep reminding the working class how much Democrats hate them.

I'm sure they'll vote for the next ivory tower elitist you want to elect to exterminate them.

"Elitists" are the only true biological human beings. These pretend "people" should feel lucky that Bob doesn't personally turn them into dog food (which is a crime to dogs). I'm not even sold that they can feel pain! Be Superior not Inferior.

I legit don't understand how someone can hate like Bob.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Okay, take ten steps away from my buttcrack.
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For example, not taking care of yourself can lead to Diabetes.
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It'll be the feel-bad video of the season.
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And he tries and act surprised when people call him an asshat.

 

[Mola Ram]

I legit don't understand how someone can hate like Bob.

I tend to think Bob is, on some level, aware of what a useless bucket of shit he is, and is overflowing with self-hatred that manifests as the bitter, sardonic, unbearable loathing he demonstrates toward practically everyone who disagrees with him about nearly everything. What you see in his hilariously overstated despising of Trump voters is a reflection of how much he hates himself -- wouldn't you, having to look at that oafish face and bloated body in the mirror every morning? Knowing you're almost 40 and you waste all your time on childish diversions and "film criticism" that is not only totally irrelevant but barely even acknowledged to exist?

Either that or he's a legit psychopath. I'm 50/50.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

It'll be the feel-bad video of the season.
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Part three? Good god. I know BvS was rubbish, but this is getting ridiculous. I swear it's the MCU fanboys who are downright autistic in their hatred of the DCEU while the rest of us can move on and accept it.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Well people, we did it:

Or at least we will have when we reach page 901.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I tend to think Bob is, on some level, aware of what a useless bucket of shit he is, and is overflowing with self-hatred that manifests as the bitter, sardonic, unbearable loathing he demonstrates toward practically everyone who disagrees with him about nearly everything. What you see in his hilariously overstated despising of Trump voters is a reflection of how much he hates himself -- wouldn't you, having to look at that oafish face and bloated body in the mirror every morning? Knowing you're almost 40 and you waste all your time on childish diversions and "film criticism" that is not only totally irrelevant but barely even acknowledged to exist?

Either that or he's a legit psychopath. I'm 50/50.

Does self-hate become as...what's a good word for it? Vivid?...as it is in Bob's case? Even with most white SJWs who walk away with the message "White people are all monsters" don't go around saying skin color and what economic status means you are biologically not human and purpose death camps run by their corporation of choice. They at least pretend paths to redemption are possible though they would never accept it.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I now feel the need to keep Bob 100 yards away from any high school.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I now feel the need to keep Bob 100 yards away from any high school.
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Most X-Men comics after 1969 were reprints of earlier X-Men stuff until Giant-Size X-Men #1 in 1975. It was dead, Bob. Literally nothing new printed in that time.

Like all you had was a few cameos until they brought it back for your new content.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Well people, we did it:
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Or at least we will have when we reach page 901.

Is that a scouter he's crushing or is that Bob's weight scale?

 

[Mola Ram]

I now feel the need to keep Bob 100 yards away from any high school.
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I have seriously had conversations with Alzheimer's sufferers whose word salads made more sense than Bob's.

 

[Secret Asshole]

"Elitists" are the only true biological human beings. These pretend "people" should feel lucky that Bob doesn't personally turn them into dog food (which is a crime to dogs). I'm not even sold that they can feel pain! Be Superior not Inferior.

I legit don't understand how someone can hate like Bob.

You have to understand that Bob is mentally a high school student. I am being 100% serious here. The guy is mentally disabled and stuck in a high scool state of logic and critical thinking.

Just look at how he talks like he 'discovered' all this shit without really understanding what he is actually saying and the consequences of it. Nor does he realize that his side doesn't have the guns to actually win any revolution. Or that there are massive amounts of people who would oppose living under an autocratic technocrat and would shoot his 'revolutionaries' in their fucking face. Or that his fat dumb ass would be the first in the gulag or up against the wall. Ask the architects of cultural revolutions how it went for them once their leader decided they didn't want any competition to rule.

He views his opposition like High School bullies that he is going to get revenge on 'once he grows up' (which is never). Bob also has the emotional development of one as well, look how he treats funerals. It gets in the way of Mario. Speaking of that, he also views Mario 3 as the pinnacle of gaming because he is stuck in that mental state.

Bob can hate the way he does because he is mentally a child. And children can spew some hate, more than adults.

In conclusion he's a mentally disabled fat fuck who can't think past a 9th grade level.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

In conclusion he's a mentally disabled fat fuck who can't think past a 9th grade level.

With the ego of a toddler to boot.

 

[SuperSheep]

It's sad that we have a Captain Diabetes that we can actually look up to when compared to Bob.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Holy shit, he's admitting fault?

Bob telling me to be kind to others is like Shane MacGowan telling me that I should be a teetotaler.