Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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So does anyone know WHY he has a Marvel hard-on? As in, at what point between Iron Man and The Avengers he went 'HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE SALVATION OF HUMANITY'.

You might want to read his piece that compares The Avengers and the Dark Knight Rises to Obama and Romney, respectively, it's a surreal read:

http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2012/07/bat-mitt-vs-obamavengers.html?m=1

BTW, Romney's opposition to Obama during the 2012 elections is one of the biggest catalysts of Bob escalating from a regular sperg to sperg fuhrer. Just search Romney in his old blog and see how frequently he spergs out of control.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

So let's see, low-paying, disposable, culturally insignificant.. Film criticism is totally a career path that won't be undermined by future societal shifts, friendo.

Methinks we are seeing it now with the divide between audiences and critics, but Bob is in deep denial over it. He pines for the days when Nintendo dominated the market and it is no wonder he sees the Nintendo/Sega console wars as "his Vietnam." Despite Sega's loss, it bloodied Nintendo and set the stage for Sony's ascension in the fifth generation, which would be traumatic for a developmentally-arrested manchild like Bob. Thus the need for the ironclad bubble around his stunted mind.

That said, has Bob ever acknowledged that a major catalyst for Nintendo's downfall in future generations was the way the Big N humiliated Sony over the SNES-CD by opening talks with Philips? fftopic:Interesting Fact: Sony actually approached Sega over collaborating on a fifth-gen console. Then Sega of America Tom Kalinske was open to the idea, but the twats at Sega of Japan rejected the idea.fftopic: I would like to see a timeline where a Sega/Sony tag team kicks Nintendo's ass harder just to see how that TL's Bob would react to it.

 

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I would like to see a timeline where a Sega/Sony tag team kicks Nintendo's ass harder just to see how that TL's Bob would react to it.

Even better, I want to see a timeline where Sony/Microsoft buy Nintendo and make a Mario FPS game.

The salt would be amazing to behold.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob is popular.

AGAIN, THIS IS LIBEL, NOT SLANDER.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

AGAIN, THIS IS LIBEL, NOT SLANDER.

Jesus! Jonah Jameson explained the difference in 2002's Spider-Man! And here I thought he liked movies.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob, reflecting on his battle.

Was he trying to write "Never forgetti" and fucked up?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

He had a whole year to prepare for it.

He chooses to live the shitty life he lives.

Plus like most sea mammals he has a thick layer of blubber to keep him warm. I don't see the walruses bitching.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Corporatism's okay if muh PeeOhSees feel good, because it Means Something.

I never thought I'd agree with a gay communist, but here we are.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

"Also I think he was better when he had a boss."

The Escapist and ScrewAttack beg to differ.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

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I really don't know what pisses me off more: the fact Bob is being hypocritical (yet again) as he is a hyper-consumer inside the the capitalism system he derides, or that he ceaselessly abuses the word "interrogate" to make himself sound smarter than he really is.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

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AGAIN, THIS IS LIBEL, NOT SLANDER.

Speedtweeting about how we need to gas middle America isn’t “actively working against” a “racist” hashtag Blob. It’s just autism.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I've got a better song:

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

"Also I think he was better when he had a boss."

The Escapist and ScrewAttack beg to differ.

Get Burnie burns, or Gustavo sorola on this motherfucker, and I can tell you how much his career survives afterwards.

 

[Nathanthebard]

Movie blob is one of the biggest whores on the face of the planet.

He sucks off to stupid fucking movies, he sucks off to stupid fucking debelopers, and he sucks off too stupid fucking ideals.

Hell die alone and miserable, along with his stupid fucking dreams of moonwheat.

Go to hell blobbo and take your moonwheat with you

You fat sack of crap.

(Please excuse any typos as i have been drinking)

 

[The Nothingness]

Bob's attitude towards the rural, working-class and wanting them to die off reminds of me this Ebenezer Scrooge quote in the beginning of the novel: "If they [the poor] would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population."

 

[Flexo]

Bob's attitude towards the rural, working-class and wanting them to die off reminds of me this Ebenezer Scrooge quote in the beginning of the novel: "If they [the poor] would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population."

It wouldn't surprise me if Bob finds Christmas Carol a tragedy where the supernatural bothers an intelligent atheist trying to get us all into that superior future until he breaks and goes back to the inferior past.

 

[Gordon Cole]

He baleeted his CoD swatting tweets.

In what world is this resentment?

Again, if you just kept your hatred to yourself, this wouldn't have happened.

You wanna be autistic? You deal with autistics.

And now, behind-the-scenes of the making of Bob's Lolcow Wiki article.

 

[Kyria the Great]

He baleeted his CoD swatting tweets.
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In what world is this resentment?
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Again, if you just kept your hatred to yourself, this wouldn't have happened.
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You wanna be autistic? You deal with autistics.
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And now, behind-the-scenes of the making of Bob's Lolcow Wiki article.
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Well Bob is really getting his ass lit today it seems, keep up the the good work Autistics of the internet.

 

[Flexo]

He bawleeted his CoD swatting tweets.

Plenty of principles? Name 1 Bob.

No bad tactics, remember?

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

He baleeted his CoD swatting tweets.
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Again, if you just kept your hatred to yourself, this wouldn't have happened.
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You wanna be autistic? You deal with autistics.
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Bob, Are you this fucking blind? Is your ego so high that you pretend what they tell you isn't a big ass red flag for your future? This were fucking fans of yours having fed up with your bullshit.

Anyone with common sense would be worried about that since that's how the downfall begins. Yet you downgrade it like it doesn't matter.

If you make hatred, hatred you will get. That's a incredibly volatile way to go down. And all of this will be your fault Bob. I really hope the iceberg of the titanic you call career arrives soon. You don't deserve any of the fanbase, the websites, nor the recognition you get.

You deserve to go into a hole, and enjoy the misery you wish to the people you hate, Bob. I might be A-loging at this point. But this level of sociopathy, and abrasive behavior can't go unchecked in a plaform like Twitter.