Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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If you make hatred, hatred you will get. That's a incredibly volatile way to go down. And all of this will be your fault Bob. I really hope the iceberg of the titanic you call career arrives soon. You don't deserve any of the fanbase, the websites, nor the recognition you get.

Implying that Bob's career was big in any way.

And now, behind-the-scenes of the making of Bob's Lolcow Wiki article.

Considering that I just started working on updating that article, this is fantastic timing and I want to see that autist's folder.

If you saw this post somehow, come find me, internet friendo.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I thought bob was always rambling on about how he's a pragamatist and has no real beliefs except that unviable superior future?
A pragamatist would have deleted the posts without producing a passive agressive speech about it.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

So his ego’s gotten so intense that he’s managing to piss off both the right and the left. I’m sure that’ll do wonders for his career.

 

[vertexwindi]

So his ego’s gotten so intense that he’s managing to piss off both the right and the left. I’m sure that’ll do wonders for his career.

lol what career, he's a fat nerd who posts shitty movie reviews online.

 

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Someone should make a Twitter bot that talks like Bob does.. That would be hilarious to behold!

In many ways, it would be an exemplification of the superior future he blabs about all the time, with a bot replacing his presence on Twitter.

 

[The Nothingness]

So what was Bob's reasons for having The Shape of Water at #4?

 

[cypocryphy]

So what was Bob's reasons for having The Shape of Water at #4?

Basic SJW shit. Directed by a Mexican, a mute woman is the main character. A white male "bro" asshole is the antagonist etc.

 

[Mola Ram]

Basic SJW shit. Directed by a Mexican, a mute woman is the main character. A white male "bro" asshole is the antagonist etc.

Let's not overlook the fact that it gives loathsome sea monsters the hope that a hot lady will want to spawn with them.

 

[AnOminous]

You might want to read his piece that compares The Avengers and the Dark Knight Rises to Obama and Romney, respectively, it's a surreal read:

http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2012/07/bat-mitt-vs-obamavengers.html?m=1

BTW, Romney's opposition to Obama during the 2012 elections is one of the biggest catalysts of Bob escalating from a regular sperg to sperg fuhrer. Just search Romney in his old blog and see how frequently he spergs out of control.

How could anyone get bent out of shape about Romney? He has to have been one of the most boring and inoffensive Republican politicians in recent memory. His sheer milquetoast nature is probably why Republicans picked a complete asshole like Trump in 2016.

 

[Mola Ram]

How could anyone get bent out of shape about Romney? He has to have been one of the most boring and inoffensive Republican politicians in recent memory. His sheer milquetoast nature is probably why Republicans picked a complete asshole like Trump in 2016.

People like Bob are forever in need of Emmanuel Goldsteins, and even a bland Mormon with a nice haircut will do in a pinch.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Last Jedi's really the hill he's gonna die on.

I'm not even a Dragon Ball fan and I hate his take on it.

"Movie critic".

Wax on, fuck off.

Plagiarism's okay when it's a dang, dirty troll!

 

[Flexo]

Bob, if nobody ever understands what you're saying maybe you just suck at communicating.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob, if nobody ever understands what you're saying maybe you just suck at communicating.

The struggle you go through when others aren't evolved enough to understand your Superior perfection.

 

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How could anyone get bent out of shape about Romney? He has to have been one of the most boring and inoffensive Republican politicians in recent memory. His sheer milquetoast nature is probably why Republicans picked a complete asshole like Trump in 2016.

To Bob, Romney was the 1st enemy to the Superior Future, back then, he was always saying that his goal was to have as many Liberal Supreme Justices as possible, and that wouldn't happen with Romney.

That election race was the 1st time Bob's extremist opinions were validated too. He wrote this the day Obama was re-elected:

http://moviebob.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/what-part-of-yes-we-can-did-you-not.html

Note the final paragraph:

"But, still, little by little we are improving. With each battle won over the forces of "tradition," anachronism and superstition; persons of open-mind get one step closer to building the Superior America that we both need and - to be frank - deserve for the 21st Century."

Also I'm pretty sure that the Republicans didn't choose Trump, they just went with the yuge flow once that train got going.

 

[elder god]

Last Jedi's really the hill he's gonna die on.

I wonder if he sees the irony. He's the exact kind of person who pines about the good times that they would be in if people who thought like him were in charge. Also, Hux was able to help take the shattered remains of an empire and make them be just as powerful as they were, this time without tricking the Republic into it. Considering how much work probably went into forging a new empire-like order, he's not exactly a complete loser.

"Movie critic".

Yeah, because fuck Wikileaks

Wax on, fuck off.

I wonder what traits he would say are not "toxic"

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

"But, still, little by little we are improving. With each battle won over the forces of "tradition," anachronism and superstition; persons of open-mind get one step closer to building the Superior America that we both need and - to be frank - deserve for the 21st Century."

I still remember when Bob was freaking the fuck out when Trump won and apparently undid everything working toward the Superior Future. There's something kinda hilarious reading this given what would happen in 4 short years.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I still remember when Bob was freaking the fuck out when Trump won and apparently undid everything working toward the Superior Future. There's something kinda hilarious reading this given what would happen in 4 short years.

You mean like if the Superior Future is inevitable then why worry?

 

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You mean like if the Superior Future is inevitable then why worry?

I think he means that reading 2012 Bob being so smug is incredibly hilarious when you know what ultimately happened with Trump getting elected.

He was very arrogant thinking about how ze evil republicanz will slowly lose everything and the Dems are gonna start work on the imminent superior future.

 

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I'm actually rather fond of "Movieblob" but I guess that has more obvious negative connotations.

I'm not even a Dragon Ball fan and I hate his take on it.
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If he thinks an episode of Dragon Ball is aimless, it's probably because it's a filler episode which intentionally has pointless plots, so yes his take on it is bad.

Wax on, fuck off.
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If positive masculine traits sound more like positive feminine traits, that's probably because they're good traits to have in general and being a good person isn't exclusive to a specific sex, Bob. Just like how it's possible for both men and women to be terrible people.

Unless he's the one in the example that's supposed to be vouching for positive masculine traits. In which case hey, if you're trying to deliver a hypothetical, don't put the thing you're saying in quotes since you're the one who's saying it. That whole tweet is a confusing mess.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Working with a rape enabler's my dream too.

Could you think of worse wording than "Krispy Kreme glaze"?

Yeah, can't wait to add this to the list of "Bob's terrible ideas".

Also, it's a real shame Wes Anderson isn't having everything that makes him unique sucked out of him. (P.S. Dobson replied to this, and he blocked me. @SteelPlatedHeart, get on this.)

Please just let this failed meme die with the year.

Basically, don't do what Bob would do.

...Words escape me.

Like you?

Just for the holidays, Black Mirror griefing.