Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Watchful Ghost]

His comebacks are so fucking lame.
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He's right. You know jack-fucking shit about comics in general. Not just Batman.

 

[RockVolnutt]

There's a kernel of a good idea buried within that pile of shit that is Bob's mind of having a gag strip with a couple of Bats making passing comments about what Batman is up to.

Also Bob is an exceptional individual who doesn't read comics because Batman uses Bats as a distraction in Year One so he can escape from the GCPD. I'm sure he has used them in other comics as well using a ultrasonic device to create a distraction to rescue hostages before as well.

I'd be okay with it as a gag strip in some one-shot for whatever occasion but SIX issues? Imagine investing half a year (or 3 months if they ship twice a month like a lot of DC books are right now) into something like that which will cost you about 18 dollars by the end of it. No real story, just reminding you of iconic Batman events and "lol bats".

 

[Done]

His arrogance will always astound me.

A 6-issue miniseries about the bats in the Batcave.. Not sure which colored puzzle piece to start with:

1. How are the bats supposed to watch over Bruce when he embarks on his world spanning training trip?
2. What exactly is the illuminating and new perspective those bats will offer?
   
3. Why does he need 6 issues for this?

Also, I am pretty sure that DC won't let him on the elevator to protect the lives of other elevator users, he's free to use the stairs though.

Diabetes.

I bet we will see him sperg out about episode 9, that episode is guaranteed to rile him up, with its discussion of gun control.

Not to mention that the whole series is basically everything that Bob hates (And Punisher fans love).

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Your ideas wouldn't mesh with current DC. ESPECIALLY rebith, and the aweomse dark night metal event. You dumb fuck.

Seriously, the tonal difference between “cute family of bats that live with batman” vs “evil multiverse Batmans come to take over and corrupt the prime universe” is about as big as, well, Bob.

 

[techno-confederate]

It looks like Bob's rants about the obsolete white trashlings aren't going over so well on left twitter

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

A 6-issue miniseries about the bats in the Batcave.. Not sure which colored puzzle piece to start with:

1. How are the bats supposed to watch over Bruce when he embarks on his world spanning training trip?
2. What exactly is the illuminating and new perspective those bats will offer?
   
3. Why does he need 6 issues for this?

Also, I am pretty sure that DC won't let him on the elevator to protect the lives of other elevator users, he's free to use the stairs though.
I bet we will see him sperg out about episode 9, that episode is guaranteed to rile him up, with its discussion of gun control.

Not to mention that the whole series is basically everything that Bob hates (And Punisher fans love).

Oh ho ho. I'm counting his ass to get triggered by it. Especially since the show doesn't take anybody's side. Which will piss any SJW of that caliber.

 

[Gordon Cole]

His stupid Batman idea. continued.

Why are you helping him if you a-log him every day?

Christ, he's so self-serving.

"Fine, I guess I want to win..."

 

[HY 140]

this is like that one guys bad Zelda game pitch, but some how worse

 

[RockVolnutt]

Christ, he's so self-serving.
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I nearly forgot his perception that the Punisher is a "villain of the week" character who never had a plot beyond "HAHAHA, HE'S AN ANGRY ITALIAN AND SHOOTS BAD PEOPLE, COOL, RIGHT!?".

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Christ, he's so self-serving.

Oh fuck off Bob. There's more to the Punisher than a guy shooting criminals. I've been reading the MAX comic series from 2004 and those have surprisingly intricate plots. The Kitchen Irish arc could have worked as its own crime movie. Oh and if the first episode has "way way way too much plot" then the rest of the series is gonna blow your mind.

Just shows that Bob knows shit about comic characters.

 

[elder god]

"Hillary's gonna be president!", Says increasingly nervous man.

The liberal post-election meltdown part two, democratic boogaloo is going to be amazing, with all this hype for a blue wave, if it crashes, we will have the salt mines for years.

This sounds really stupid, its such a bad idea, just to name the first reason, Star Trek and Survivor aren't really in the same sphere in terms of entertainment. Survivor's drama doesn't come from the same drama that Star Trek's drama comes from. Its not that people can't like both, but that people like both for a different reason. Sure, it sounds cool, but the concept gets old really quickly. Sorry bob, CBS isn't calling you for your crappy idea.

His comebacks are so fucking lame.

You don't understand Batman's connection of bats with fear and the fear he puts into his enemies, you know, something the first Batman comic talked about. Its not like this is subtle or hidden, I thought the Chris Nolan movies hammered that in.

Heh. You live in your Aunt's basement.

When you sperg so much about trump your autocorrect types his name, thats when you need to put the goddamn twitter away and get a life.

"Fine, I guess I want to win..."

Ah yes, I forgot, skin color and genitals are more important than general likability.

Why are you helping him if you a-log him every day?

I actually decided to look up Trump Hotels in Houston and couldn't find anything, if there is one, I'll admit to being wrong, but it doesn't look like one, which means a lot of this was a waste.

 

[AnOminous]

His stupid Batman idea. continued.
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Why are you helping him if you a-log him every day?
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Think about how bad Bob Chimpman is at just being a disgusting fat fuck everyone in the world hates.

 

[AnOminous]

"It's a shame she can't do what I want her to do!"
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Where does this idiotic rapist get off insulting Jodie Foster anyway?

 

[Gordon Cole]

I miss you too, Nazi Supergirl.

"Tacky shit".

Tacky shit.

 

[AnOminous]

You'd think that Bob would be safe due to his almost-assured virginity, but there is still hope:

He was obviously intending on rape in this picture.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

He was obviously intending on rape in this picture.

He raped Don Johnson for that blazer.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I miss you too, Nazi Supergirl.

Spoiler: I had to make this low effort thing

 

[HY 140]

Where does this idiotic rapist get off insulting Jodie Foster anyway?

easy, his bit fat ego

 

[Positron]

Plenty of principles? Name 1 Bob.

No bad tactics, remember?

Nah Bobby has a whole giant bundle of principles, a faggot of principles.
It is just that his principles are not consistent with one another and none touchdowns with reality.

You mean like if the Superior Future is inevitable then why worry?

He's worried that he won't live the day the Great Superior Emancipation comes.

Why are you helping him if you a-log him every day?
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This sounds exactly the kind of PR bullshit the Obamas were so found of (and Rodham would doubtless continue had she had her way). Trump has no use of glossy photo-ops with denim-clad workers with hard hats; if he creates jobs and improves the economy they'll vote for him.

 

[White Devil's Advocate]

Yeah, nothing says opulence like a pissed soaked ballpit and a $20 hooker swinging around in a Batgirl costume.