Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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This guy judged cosplay competitions? Bob, the guy who we all seen in that Mario cosplay like one hundred times here. Someone thought he should judge one.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

This guy judged cosplay competitions? Bob, the guy who we all seen in that Mario cosplay like one hundred times here. Someone thought he should judge one.

This is getting into pretty autistic territory, but I'm actually impressed at how Bob managed to fuck up an outfit as simple as Mario's. Look at this.

The overalls are completely the wrong style and he actually managed to fuck up the hat. It's just a pink sack on his head with an M button stuck to it. You can easily buy a much better Mario hat online. How does one man fail this much? There's also the fact he looks like a soulless pedophile, but that's not the costume so much as Bob himself.

 

[iafiv]

I wonder if Bob has ever asked himself the question of whether his obsession with Mario is healthy.I get it Mario was his 'friend' when he was a kid helping him get through the day or whatever.But he has to ask himself the question of whether a fully grown adult should still act like this.Or would it be offensive from his point of view to call him out on it?
Has he asked himself the question of whether Mario might have unintentionally stunted his development as a person?Although when you're pushing 40 and still acting like this its probably way too late to do anything anyway.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Bob, if nobody ever understands what you're saying maybe you just suck at communicating.

This is getting into pretty autistic territory, but I'm actually impressed at how Bob managed to fuck up an outfit as simple as Mario's. Look at this.
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The overalls are completely the wrong style and he actually managed to fuck up the hat. It's just a pink sack on his head with an M button stuck to it. You can easily buy a much better Mario hat online. How does one man fail this much? There's also the fact he looks like a soulless pedophile, but that's not the costume so much as Bob himself.

I always suspect that when the final chapter is written that picture will be hanging next to John Wayne Gaycee's in the museum of "Things we should have warned the children about"

 

[Positron]

$750 is a steal for a chance to meet the country's rich and famous. It won't even pay for a ticket to a Barbra Streisand concert -- and that old hag can't sing.

I wonder if Bob has ever asked himself the question of whether his obsession with Mario is healthy.

Would he had written that book if he did asked?

 

[TheImportantFart]

This is getting into pretty autistic territory, but I'm actually impressed at how Bob managed to fuck up an outfit as simple as Mario's. Look at this.
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The overalls are completely the wrong style and he actually managed to fuck up the hat. It's just a pink sack on his head with an M button stuck to it. You can easily buy a much better Mario hat online. How does one man fail this much? There's also the fact he looks like a soulless pedophile, but that's not the costume so much as Bob himself.

He's also trying to strike a heroic pose, but it just ends up looking like he's accidentally taken a dump in his pants.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

He's also trying to strike a heroic pose, but it just ends up looking like he's accidentally taken a dump in his pants.

I'm trying to imagine which is more depressing: Chris-chan's father's face at first seeing his son tarting himself up into a bad simulacrum of a woman, or MovieBob's father's face at first seeing his son flexing his bulbous form in his Mario cosplay. I have to imagine that both fathers were disappointed and confused, both wondering what they had done to screw their own sons up so badly, (and both rueing the day they bought their sons' their respective vidya-game consoles. )

 

[Bungleboy]

That three stooges tweet is honestly weird.

In the middle of all that regularly scheduled vitriol from his little cave, there's this non sequitur bit of humanity. If he could just drop all that anger, he'd still be cringey and a shit critic but he wouldn't so odious.

 

[Gordon Cole]

That three stooges tweet is honestly weird.

In the middle of all that regularly scheduled vitriol from his little cave, there's this non sequitur bit of humanity. If he could just drop all that anger, he'd still be cringey and a shit critic but he wouldn't so odious.

The fine line separating a Careercow and a thread in Multimedia.

 

[HY 140]

This is getting into pretty autistic territory, but I'm actually impressed at how Bob managed to fuck up an outfit as simple as Mario's. Look at this.
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The overalls are completely the wrong style and he actually managed to fuck up the hat. It's just a pink sack on his head with an M button stuck to it. You can easily buy a much better Mario hat online. How does one man fail this much? There's also the fact he looks like a soulless pedophile, but that's not the costume so much as Bob himself.

you this is bad, you should see his Captain N cosplay

 

[Water-T]

...aside from the fact that "bat" is in his name, that his costume, gear, and vehicles all resemble bats, his logo and signal is a bat, and his HQ is a bat cave? Why, there's no connection whatsoever!

 

[Anonimo]

It's weird that Spider-Man generally has little if anything to do with spiders.

 

[Dr. Dik]

Last Jedi's really the hill he's gonna die on.
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It's really pathetic how Bob writes villains. They can never be threatening or dangerous, they must always be shitty and impotent caricatures of people Bob Blimpman hates in real life to satisfy his masterbatory fantasies. He did the same shit with that awful terminator video. He doesn't want stories of an underdog facing up against imposing odds he wants stories of the ubermench crushing the untermench.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob (probably) being wrong again.

So now he's an expert in Bollywood movies?

"I don't know what these words mean, but they're big, so I'm gonna use 'em!"

So either the alt-right are losers, or they're geniunely chilling. Pick one.

Bob, the critic who judges shows without watching them.

Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

 

[Mola Ram]

"The Nazis came back." No, they did not, you exaggerating pile of retarded bat guano.

I know it's not just Bob who does this -- he's just cuntier about it than a lot of people are -- but until there's an actual jackbooted political party with a war machine behind it and both the means and the desire to conquer vast swaths of territory, not to mention running a terrifying state police which the average citizen dare not speak against, then, no, the Nazis are not back, fuckhead. As I liked to say when people like Bob were warming up during the Bush years for the Unending Freakout that's still ongoing since November 2016, "If you can complain aloud that you live in a police state, then you really don't."

Fuck this noise, I'm havin New Year's shrimp cocktails.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Bob now believes he's better at political analysis than one of the USA's best political analysts. What's next; him telling the Pope that he's got Catholicism wrong?

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob now believes he's better at political analysis than one of the USA's best political analysts. What's next; him telling the Pope that he's got Catholicism wrong?

With this pope he might be right.

 

[RockVolnutt]

...aside from the fact that "bat" is in his name, that his costume, gear, and vehicles all resemble bats, his logo and signal is a bat, and his HQ is a bat cave? Why, there's no connection whatsoever!

"But why don't he have bat powers and stuff?"

It's really pathetic how Bob writes villains. They can never be threatening or dangerous, they must always be shitty and impotent caricatures of people Bob Blimpman hates in real life to satisfy his masterbatory fantasies. He did the same shit with that awful terminator video. He doesn't want stories of an underdog facing up against imposing odds he wants stories of the ubermench crushing the untermench.

Exactly, why bother? His enemies aren't has evolved as him, they're lesser than beasts. It's Superiority or obliteration.

"The Nazis came back." No, they did not, you exaggerating pile of exceptional bat guano.

I know it's not just Bob who does this -- he's just cuntier about it than a lot of people are -- but until there's an actual jackbooted political party with a war machine behind it and both the means and the desire to conquer vast swaths of territory, not to mention running a terrifying state police which the average citizen dare not speak against, then, no, the Nazis are not back, fuckhead. As I liked to say when people like Bob were warming up during the Bush years for the Unending Freakout that's still ongoing since November 2016, "If you can complain aloud that you live in a police state, then you really don't."

Fuck this noise, I'm havin New Year's shrimp cocktails.

Spoiler: Really makes you think

>Jackbooted

>War machine behind it

>The desire to conquer vast swaths of territory

>Which the average citizen dare not speak against

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

It's really pathetic how Bob writes villains. They can never be threatening or dangerous, they must always be shitty and impotent caricatures of people Bob Blimpman hates in real life to satisfy his masterbatory fantasies. He did the same shit with that awful terminator video. He doesn't want stories of an underdog facing up against imposing odds he wants stories of the ubermench crushing the untermench.

That's how juvenile Bob is. He can't get the grasp of what makes a villain so compelling. He's so used to the MCU's One dimensional villains that he refuses to let go of that mentality.

 

[Judge Holden]

"The Nazis came back." No, they did not, you exaggerating pile of exceptional bat guano.

I know it's not just Bob who does this -- he's just cuntier about it than a lot of people are -- but until there's an actual jackbooted political party with a war machine behind it and both the means and the desire to conquer vast swaths of territory, not to mention running a terrifying state police which the average citizen dare not speak against, then, no, the Nazis are not back, fuckhead. As I liked to say when people like Bob were warming up during the Bush years for the Unending Freakout that's still ongoing since November 2016, "If you can complain aloud that you live in a police state, then you really don't."

Fuck this noise, I'm havin New Year's shrimp cocktails.

More than this, I am legit fucking gobsmacked as to the sheer and blatant dishonesty and/or idiocy of people like blobbo (and far higher profile types who also claim this shit) who are trying to spin Neo Nazis existing as some horrifying new development in the history of civilisation and not something thats been around since the damn 50s and which is now at probably its lowest point in history.

Lincoln Rockwell and his contemporary neo nazi leaders had tens of thousands of supporters in an age where the KKK was active and murdering black people, the majority of society thought niggos were inferior, and the vast majority thought gays were evil child predators who needed to be locked up.....and they were powerless jokes who achieved precisely fucking nothing other than killing eachother off along with a handful of jews and blacks, and just generally throwing public tantrums. Nobody really cared despite a good dozen or so people killed.

Couple of decades later to the 90s and Tom Metzger, William Luthor Pierce, Matthew Hale, and a bunch of other veteren neo nazis had "modernised" their movement in the age of early internet and watered down the message a fair bit in order to appeal, but were only able to get a following of a few thousand neo nazis between them....and they were STILL powerless jokes who achieved precisely fucking nothing other than killing eachother off along with a handful of jews and blacks, and just generally throwing public tantrums. Nobody really cared despite a good dozen or so people killed.

And from the 90s shit continued going downhill. Rallies dwindled, numbers tanked, high profile figures either died or jumped ship (i.e. prussian blue) and once Obama was elected, they pretty much dropped off the map in terms of media attention. Even when Glenn Miller, former KKK Grand Dragon and Neo Nazi leader, killed 3 people in a shooting at a jewish centre, people stopped caring after like a week. Dylann Roof's mass shooting got more attention, but only because BLM fixiated on the case as "proof" police were racist (because they didnt execute a surrendering Roof this proves they prefer white people since whatever niggo was killed at the time tried to attck the police and was shot or some shit) and never once was it suggested that this was some new and scary neo nazi uprising.

Flash forward to 2017. Richard Spencer, a man who has watered down neo nazi shit to such an extent where the original neo nazis would have been out for his blood as a filthy traitor, is barely able to cobble together 300 fucktards from the entire continental United States, which when it collides with twice the number of antifa fucktards causes a street brawl where some dumbass runs over another dumbass.....and all of a fucking sudden the ENTIRE political and media left fucking worldwide is screeching about how "TRUMPHITLER HAS CAUSED THE REBIRTH OF NAZISM BECAUSE HE IS SO EVIL!!! THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED AND SCARY AND SERIOUS AND IF YOU DONT HATE WHO WE TELL YOU TO HATE YOU ARE A NAZI TOOOOO!!!!!".

These fuckers not only retconned Neo Nazis away as some new shit that only happened in 2017, they fucking retconned all the people Neo Nazis have fucking killed over the past 60 years since acknowledging them would conflict with the damn narrative.