Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TheClorax]

That's how juvenile Bob is. He can't get the grasp of what makes a villain so compelling. He's so used to the MCU's One dimensional villains that he refuses to let go of that mentality.

But while the MCU can have great villains (Loki, Vulture, Ronan, Ego and Thanos), Bob can’t write even a threatening villain.

 

[RockVolnutt]

More than this, I am legit fucking gobsmacked as to the sheer and blatant dishonesty and/or idiocy of people like blobbo (and far higher profile types who also claim this shit) who are trying to spin Neo Nazis existing as some horrifying new development in the history of civilisation and not something thats been around since the damn 50s and which is now at probably its lowest point in history.

Lincoln Rockwell and his contemporary neo nazi leaders had tens of thousands of supporters in an age where the KKK was active and murdering black people, the majority of society thought niggos were inferior, and the vast majority thought gays were evil child predators who needed to be locked up.....and they were powerless jokes who achieved precisely fucking nothing other than killing eachother off along with a handful of jews and blacks, and just generally throwing public tantrums. Nobody really cared despite a good dozen or so people killed.

Couple of decades later to the 90s and Tom Metzger, William Luthor Pierce, Matthew Hale, and a bunch of other veteren neo nazis had "modernised" their movement in the age of early internet and watered down the message a fair bit in order to appeal, but were only able to get a following of a few thousand neo nazis between them....and they were STILL powerless jokes who achieved precisely fucking nothing other than killing eachother off along with a handful of jews and blacks, and just generally throwing public tantrums. Nobody really cared despite a good dozen or so people killed.

And from the 90s shit continued going downhill. Rallies dwindled, numbers tanked, high profile figures either died or jumped ship (i.e. prussian blue) and once Obama was elected, they pretty much dropped off the map in terms of media attention. Even when Glenn Miller, former KKK Grand Dragon and Neo Nazi leader, killed 3 people in a shooting at a jewish centre, people stopped caring after like a week. Dylann Roof's mass shooting got more attention, but only because BLM fixiated on the case as "proof" police were racist (because they didnt execute a surrendering Roof this proves they prefer white people since whatever niggo was killed at the time tried to attck the police and was shot or some shit) and never once was it suggested that this was some new and scary neo nazi uprising.

Flash forward to 2017. Richard Spencer, a man who has watered down neo nazi shit to such an extent where the original neo nazis would have been out for his blood as a filthy traitor, is barely able to cobble together 300 fucktards from the entire continental United States, which when it collides with twice the number of antifa fucktards causes a street brawl where some dumbass runs over another dumbass.....and all of a fucking sudden the ENTIRE political and media left fucking worldwide is screeching about how "TRUMPHITLER HAS CAUSED THE REBIRTH OF NAZISM BECAUSE HE IS SO EVIL!!! THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED AND SCARY AND SERIOUS AND IF YOU DONT HATE WHO WE TELL YOU TO HATE YOU ARE A NAZI TOOOOO!!!!!".

These fuckers not only retconned Neo Nazis away as some new shit that only happened in 2017, they fucking retconned all the people Neo Nazis have fucking killed over the past 60 years since acknowledging them would conflict with the damn narrative.

I'm also tired of every group of "bad guys" being labeled Nazis or associated with Nazism. There's more to Nazi ideology than "OMG THEY LIKE DISLIKE JEWZ" and it's very important that people are aware of that. Don't know if people intentionally started that or the problem is linked to how the media likes borrowing Nazi imagery in fiction to get across you're dealing with awful people even if their goals have little in common with Nazis.

I've seen people who legitimately can't tell the difference between Nazis, run of the mill bigots, "gamergaters", and Islamic fundamentalists. They're just "Nazis" to them and are like the bad guys of whatever shitty popcorn flick despite big differences in their beliefs.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I'm also tired of every group of "bad guys" being labeled Nazis or associated with Nazism. There's more to Nazi ideology than "OMG THEY LIKE DISLIKE JEWZ" and it's very important that people are aware of that. Don't know if people intentionally started that or the problem is linked to how the media likes borrowing Nazi imagery in fiction to get across you're dealing with awful people even if their goals have little in common with Nazis.

I've seen people who legitimately can't tell the difference between Nazis, run of the mill bigots, "gamergaters", and Islamic fundamentalists. They're just "Nazis" to them and are like the bad guys of whatever shitty popcorn flick despite big differences in their beliefs.

As George Orwell himself said:

"By ‘Fascism’ they mean, roughly speaking, something cruel, unscrupulous, arrogant, obscurantist, anti-liberal and anti-working-class. Except for the relatively small number of Fascist sympathizers, almost any English person would accept ‘bully’ as a synonym for ‘Fascist’. That is about as near to a definition as this much-abused word has come."

 

[The Manglement]

But while the MCU can have great villains (Loki, Vulture, Ronan, Ego and Thanos), Bob can’t write even a threatening villain.

But imagine the world from Bob's point of view. He lives in a world where the good guys are elitist scumbags and the bad guys are obsolete farmers from the midwest who voted for the wrong person. No one is threatening him other than evil trolls quoting his genocidal rants. He lives in a boring world which he has decided is this epic stage of good and evil, and cannot understand actual conflict.

That being said, I would love if Bob wrote a comic/story about Batman using his real politics and life as a guideline. Bruce Wayne wants to start a factory in Iowa that will convert obsolete farmers into food, clothing, and other useful products for the rich. He is stopped by The Joker calling him a fascist on twitter.

 

[Flexo]

I'm also tired of every group of "bad guys" being labeled Nazis or associated with Nazism. There's more to Nazi ideology than "OMG THEY LIKE DISLIKE JEWZ" and it's very important that people are aware of that. Don't know if people intentionally started that or the problem is linked to how the media likes borrowing Nazi imagery in fiction to get across you're dealing with awful people even if their goals have little in common with Nazis.

I've seen people who legitimately can't tell the difference between Nazis, run of the mill bigots, "gamergaters", and Islamic fundamentalists. They're just "Nazis" to them and are like the bad guys of whatever shitty popcorn flick despite big differences in their beliefs.

Ding ding! We have a winner.

Every villain nowadays is just so samey with most of them being bigoted and an "-ist" of some kind. As long as you're not one of those, you're not that bad as a villain. It gets downright weird where you'll see something on like TV tropes where a villain has killed dozens, but using a racial slur? THAT was crossing the moral event horizon for them.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Ding ding! We have a winner.

Every villain nowadays is just so samey with most of them being bigoted and an "-ist" of some kind. As long as you're not one of those, you're not that bad as a villain. It gets downright weird where you'll see something on like TV tropes where a villain has killed dozens, but using a racial slur? THAT was crossing the moral event horizon for them.

I didn't necessarily mean "nowadays". The example I had in mind was the Emperor from the original Star Wars trilogy. Sure there's a World War 2 inspiration with the empire down to their troops being Stormtroopers but was Shev Palpatine a "Nazi"? He didn't have any concrete political goals, he did everything because he was power hungry and wanted to be some immortal all-powerful guy with the only person who can stop him half-dead and on a tight leash.

 

[AnOminous]

Dylann Roof's mass shooting got more attention, but only because BLM fixiated on the case as "proof" police were racist (because they didnt execute a surrendering Roof this proves they prefer white people since whatever niggo was killed at the time tried to attck the police and was shot or some shit) and never once was it suggested that this was some new and scary neo nazi uprising.

Don't forget throwing tantrums because they actually fed him, even though confessions have been thrown out when the police didn't feed a defendant and he claimed coercion, leading to a criminal getting away with their crime.

I'm also tired of every group of "bad guys" being labeled Nazis or associated with Nazism.

These are people so stupid they will, with a straight face, describe a gay Jew married to a black guy as a "white nationalist" because he disagrees with them and hurt their feelings.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Spoiler: Diabetes and gluttony ahead.

Of course, it can't be Bob unless he has a terrible idea he thinks is a winner.

I seriously doubt he's ever smoked weed at any point in his life.

 

[KO 864]

Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!
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As George Orwell himself said:

"By ‘Fascism’ they mean, roughly speaking, something cruel, unscrupulous, arrogant, obscurantist, anti-liberal and anti-working-class. Except for the relatively small number of Fascist sympathizers, almost any English person would accept ‘bully’ as a synonym for ‘Fascist’. That is about as near to a definition as this much-abused word has come."

"But why don't he have bat powers and stuff?"


Exactly, why bother? His enemies aren't has evolved as him, they're lesser than beasts. It's Superiority or obliteration.

Spoiler: Really makes you think

>Jackbooted

>War machine behind it

>The desire to conquer vast swaths of territory

>Which the average citizen dare not speak against

In regards to Bob's Twilight Zone analogy, there actually was an episode where the spirit of Hitler inspired a Neo-Nazi group and gave the leader enough speech writing advice to be really effective at gaining support. The message of the episode was that as long as people remember the horrors of what the Nazis did they or similar groups would never be able to gain power again.
The thing is, Bob's ilk are [un?]intentionally changing the meaning of Nazi to be anyone they merely disagree with. This dilutes the meaning of the word Nazi and in the coming decades might make it so that the impact of the Nazis' actions in public conscious get lessened as like 'How bad could the Nazi's have been? Ben down the street is a Nazi and he's just kinds rude.'
Now, I'm not saying that Bob is contributing to the return of fascism in the West but, actually, that's exactly what I'm saying especially considering considering how he feels about "inferior people".

Spoiler: Twilight Zone sperging

Also, the fact that Bon lists the literal Devil as one of the worst case things in the Twilight Zone proves that he's not seen much of the show. It is a long standing theme of the show that humans are awful or at least very flawed. On the horrible end we have stuff like The Monsters are Due on Maple Street, I Shot an Arrow in the Air and The Brain Centre at Whipple's ( and that's not counting all the ones to do with war) while on the flawed end we have A Nice Place to Visit, 13 Millimetre Shrine, A Most Unusual Camera, and A Piano in the House just off the top of my head. There are few exceptions where the show shows greater parts of humanity as the focus shown with the only three that come to mind being One for the Angels, Night of the Meek, and Grandfather's Clock (to an extent).
Now I'm not saying that that the appearance of the devil was a good thing in the show but it was much more fun to show the folly of man through human actions.
Also also, there were much worse events in the show such as the essence of human hatred literally blocking out the sun, making it so that all life on the planet would die.

Edit: I wonder how much if that bird Bob is gonna leave to his brother. I wouldn't be surprised if the answer is zilch.

That Pete thing could work given that Pete's a pretty cool guy (and a really shit father) but not in the hand of someone like Chip-Boobs, and certainly not the MMCH version of Pete.

Edit 2: I think that by "high school weed dealer". it means the person who dealt weed at your highschool, not the person you got weed form in highschool. Just makes it more probable that Bob's not making shit up.

 

[Anonimo]

When I hear talk of Bob’s views of corporations over working class, I can’t help but feel like he’d be the kind of person who would watch a video like this and take it at face value:

Has anyone ever convinced Bob of something incredibly ridiculous was true using an article from a satirical news website?

 

[A Random]

this is like that one guys bad Zelda game pitch, but some how worse

Which one? Whose? Is it Aaron Diaz?

Spoiler: Diabetes and gluttony ahead.

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How is a fried turkey anything but a redneck's idea of a Thanksgiving meal? Especially one fried in a bucket outside?

Bob, are you trying to be the King of Town? Is this what you want to be?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Has anyone ever convinced Bob of something incredibly ridiculous was true using an article from a satirical news website?

I mean, he thought this was real:

 

[The Wwwyzzerdd]

In regards to Bob's Twilight Zone analogy, there actually was an episode where the spirit of Hitler inspired a Neo-Nazi group and gave the leader enough speech writing advice to be really effective at gaining support. The message of the episode was that as long as people remember the horrors of what the Nazis did they or similar groups would never be able to gain power again.
The thing is, Bob's ilk are [un?]intentionally changing the meaning of Nazi to be anyone they merely disagree with. This dilutes the meaning of the word Nazi and in the coming decades might make it so that the impact of the Nazis' actions in public conscious get lessened as like 'How bad could the Nazi's have been? Ben down the street is a Nazi and he's just kinds rude.'
Now, I'm not saying that Bob is contributing to the return of fascism in the West but, actually, that's exactly what I'm saying especially considering considering how he feels about "inferior people".

I swear to god this is the shit that's been under my skin since the election. The word is getting thrown around so much these people are normalizing what the Nazi's did. That's something that should never ever fucking happen.

Bob has done more to help Nazi idology than Richard Spencer.

 

[KO 864]

I swear to god this is the shit that's been under my skin since the election. The word is getting thrown around so much these people are normalizing what the Nazi's did. That's something that should never ever fucking happen.

Bob has done more to help Nazi idology than Richard Spencer.

The worst part is that I'm positive he has no idea what he's doing. To quote a term used by these SJW types, Bob's a 'useful idiot' but instead of helping 'his cause' in any way he's helping out Neo-Nazis and the like.

Edit: I'm personally kinda falling for the normalisation myself as when I hear anything being called a "Nazi" or "racist" I just roll my eyes and ignore what's being said. I really should work on not doing that.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Of course, it can't be Bob unless he has a terrible idea he thinks is a winner.
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So Goof Troop then.

You know, the show that already existed over ten years ago.

 

[The Wwwyzzerdd]

I'm personally kinda falling for the normalisation myself as when I hear anything being called a "Nazi" or "racist" I just roll my eyes and ignore what's being said. I really should work on not doing that.

That's the worst part about it. It's subconscious. You're just sick of it at a point. Your brain starts telling you "it's not that important" so if the actual fucking Nazi's show up like they keep telling us, people aren't going to respond.

If only there was some similar message or something.

 

[Florence]

Spoiler: Diabetes and gluttony ahead.

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Of course, it can't be Bob unless he has a terrible idea he thinks is a winner.
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I seriously doubt he's ever smoked weed at any point in his life.
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...Does Bob eat a whole turkey on every public holiday? It’s only a week since Christmas, no wonder his legs are falling off.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I swear to god this is the shit that's been under my skin since the election. The word is getting thrown around so much these people are normalizing what the Nazi's did. That's something that should never ever fucking happen.

Bob has done more to help Nazi idology than Richard Spencer.

Not going to lie, like listening to Kevin Allred rants I think Bob's rants would send even the blackest man on the planet into going 1488.

 

[HY 140]

Which one? Whose? Is it Aaron Diaz?

yeah that guys hot mess

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

yeah that guys hot mess

See, for a second there I thought were we’re talking about that Light of Courage movie fan-script that combined the show with the games.