Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[REGENDarySumanai]

>Walkaliwood
Only time I've seen it acknowledged in "progressive" circles is with the Ugandan Knuckles meme that they insist is racist. We have a thread on that in the Salt Mines. Chances are Bob would ignore it or parrot something related to that.

Bob does not kno da wae.

 

[Red Hood]

well they both did rip him a new asshole so i highly doubt he'd try to go after him after being brutally disproven wrong

You would think someone that eats as much as Bob does would have a use for additional assholes. Of course...he IS one big asshole.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

You would think someone that eats as much as Bob does would have a use for additional assholes. Of course...he IS one big asshole.

I would love to see Bob try to explain Trump's visit to the doctor.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I would love to see Bob try to explain Trump's visit to the doctor.

I legit think Bob's already extremely jealous of more "fit" people like Jason Momoa, so I'd love to see how he'd react to the president being healthier than his obese, diabetes-riddled ass.

 

[Cowlick]

I would love to see Bob try to explain Trump's visit to the doctor.

Maybe to get Rx for more Viagra, as Trump is dumb enough to think it would increase women's attraction to him, or how many are attracted to him (& maybe also decrease # of those accusing him).

 

[HY 140]

You would think someone that eats as much as Bob does would have a use for additional assholes. Of course...he IS one big asshole.

idk his mouth spews enough shit already

 

[Red Hood]

Maybe to get Rx for more Viagra, as Trump is dumb enough to think it would increase women's attraction to him, or how many are attracted to him (& maybe also decrease # of those accusing him).

Trump doesn't need to increase women's attraction to him. He's a star, they let him grab 'em by the pussy.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Maybe to get Rx for more Viagra, as Trump is dumb enough to think it would increase women's attraction to him, or how many are attracted to him (& maybe also decrease # of those accusing him).

But why would Trump try to make women more attracted to Bob?

 

[Mola Ram]

But why would Trump try to make women more attracted to Bob?

Because the man likes to do three impossible things before breakfast!

 

[Cowlick]

Trump doesn't need to increase women's attraction to him. He's a star, they let him grab 'em by the pussy.

1] No more than Haitians let Trump ban them. (And even then, it's only b/c they know his wives never have let him touch theirs.)

2] Too many pronouns?! I meant attraction to Trump (though maybe he also likes to watch since his own wife famously smacked his hand away).

 

[nad7155]

Trump is dumb

Trump wanted to be president despite everything against him, and he became president.

You are still you, and will always be you.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob's rimming the Nintendo Labo.

And dodging questions about morality.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Thank God Bob will never have children.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Thank God Bob will never have children.

I'm half Bob's age, I couldn't disagree with his world view more.

 

[HY 140]

Bob's child if he ever spawned:

Spoiler

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Bob's child if he ever spawned:

Spoiler

Well it would make sense for Bob to spawn another basket case like himself.

 

[Gordon Cole]

He's still ranting.

 

[HY 140]

its funny but sad that he's trying to defend being a manchild

 

[RockVolnutt]

>I also know that without dirty fighters, clean wins don't get to (look like) they happened
What does this mean?

 

[Mola Ram]

He's still ranting.
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Cheapshit justification, thy name is Bob. Has this shitbag ever engaged in the tiniest amount of self-reflection?

>I also know that without dirty fighters, clean wins don't get to (look like) they happened
What does this mean?

He's basically defending dirty tactics as being necessary to give the appearance of clean, justified victories. I think?

He's also implying pretty strongly that he's one of those dirty fighters, although as far as I can tell he's contributed exactly fuck-all to his pet causes.