Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Asa_Spades60]

Show of hands, will anybody be surprised when the FBI starts digging up his Mom's basement looking for missing hookers?

Hookers, probably not. Teenage runaways and missing kids who haven't been found, more likely.

 

[Plissken]

Hookers, probably not. Teenage runaways and missing kids who haven't been found, more likely.

Like I said, he has that windowless van vibe about him.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I’d be willing to believe that Bob has sex with hookers that he pays to dress up as Peach while he dresses up as Mario. I’d also be willing to believe he has hookers pound him in the ass with a customized Bowser strap-on, also while he’s dressed as Mario.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

A movie about high school girls and trannies becoming a "vigilante death squad" to avenge slights from the internet?

And they're the HEROES?

 

[Red Hood]

Hookers, probably not. Teenage runaways and missing kids who haven't been found, more likely.

I support the suggestion that Bob is a real-life Mr. Plinkett, minus the ability to make cogent points about popular media.

 

[Detrogen]

I support the suggestion that Bob is a real-life Mr. Plinkett, minus the ability to make cogent points about popular media.

But Mr. Plinkett was married and had kids.

 

[AnOminous]

A movie about high school girls and trannies becoming a "vigilante death squad" to avenge slights from the internet?

And they're the HEROES?

So pretty much REEEEEE REEEEEEEE GAAAAAAMERGAAAAAATE: The Movie.

 

[Hiragana]

A movie about high school girls and trannies becoming a "vigilante death squad" to avenge slights from the internet?

And they're the HEROES?

Superior Pictures Presents

A MovieBob Production

Directed by Bob Chipman

Based on a True Story

Spoiler: THE REEE SQUAD

Available in University Campuses now!

 

[thismanlies]

I can't wait for this to be a waste of everyone's time and money either.
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"I said I was looking forward to Annihilation, but one of my sempais isn't, so it and Ex Machina suck now."
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I can see why Bob would like this movie.

In a not so distant Superior Future, Bob Chipman will have a hit squad of tranny high school girls hunt down every anime avatar who dares to talk shit about him.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Superior Pictures Presents

A MovieBob Production

Directed by Bob Chipman

Based on a True Story

Spoiler: THE REEE SQUAD

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Available in University Campuses now!

Tranimal House

 

[Gordon Cole]

You really wanna talk embarrassing yourself on the internet, Bob?

So his laziness is is because of those dang, dirty "Nazis". I'm not surprised.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Spoiler: THE REEE SQUAD

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Tranimal House

The one in the lower right looks big enough to be the reincarnation of John Belushi. I know the dude had his demons, but to be reincarnated as an SJW is a fate worse than hell.

You really wanna talk embarrassing yourself on the internet, Bob?
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That requires self-awareness on Bob's part. I wouldn't hold my breath.

So his laziness is is because of those dang, dirty "Nazis". I'm not surprised.
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And that requires Bob to have legitimacy in the first place. He cannot give what he does not possess.

 

[Mola Ram]

You really wanna talk embarrassing yourself on the internet, Bob?
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So his laziness is is because of those dang, dirty "Nazis". I'm not surprised.
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Notice that he throws in "anti choicers" alongside Holocaust deniers and flat-Earthers, as if the abortion debate isn't one of the most contentious issues in American life, far more so than the climate change debate or Creationism.

I take this to mean Bob is incapable of actually winning a debate with any of these people.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I take this to mean Bob is incapable of actually winning a debate with any of these people.

Bob has a Bachelor's Degree in film studies with no distinction, if memory serves. Noted conservatives like Thomas Sowell and Ben Shapiro (whom I mentioned before) have at least a Master's as well as an expansive knowledge of economics and law. They would completely eviscerate him in a debate. Hell, some of the lolcows listed on this forum could effortlessly beat him.

 

[BR55]

Notice that he throws in "anti choicers" alongside Holocaust deniers and flat-Earthers, as if the abortion debate isn't one of the most contentious issues in American life, far more so than the climate change debate or Creationism.

I take this to mean Bob is incapable of actually winning a debate with any of these people.

There is just something so...Grotesquely Ironic about Bob "The Nazis ruined Eugenics for the rest of us" Chipman being a Pro-Choice sperg. Of course this the same man who claims to be Free Thinking Libertine and yet has a hard on for being ruled by a One World Mega Corporation Government. So I guess it's just par for the course.

 

[Mola Ram]

There is just something so...Grotesquely Ironic about Bob "The Nazis ruined Eugenics for the rest of us" Chipman being a Pro-Choice sperg. Of course this the same man who claims to be Free Thinking Libertine and yet has a hard on for being ruled by a One World Mega Corporation Government. So I guess it's just par for the course.

Considering Bob's social calendar, I assume his support for abortion is entirely academic.

 

[TwoHundredPercentFaggot]

New video:

Spoiler: The List

Honorable Mention (AKA: These may suck but I want an out if they do.) :
Bumblebee
Alita: Battle Angel (lol what.)
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Ready Player One
10. Oceans' 8 (Muh wimmins)
9. The Incredibles 2
8. Padmaavat (Muh street shitters)
7. A Wrinkle in Time (Muh wimmins again, also with strawmanning.)
6. Avengers: Infinity War
5. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (Spider-Man spergery ahoy)
4. Crazy Rich Asians (lol what)
3. Halloween
2. The Predator
1. Black Panther (MUH DINDUS)
Also, more bitching in the intro.

Oh wowie zowie, another Bob video where he insists that movies being """important""" matters more than them actually being GOOD.
What really makes me bark with laughter is his insistence that two movies made by the Walt Disney Company constitutes the "Future of Globalized cinema"
Not a single person directing, producing or starring in a major role in either of these movies was born outside of America or England and there's a grand total of ONE 2nd generation immigrant among them from what I've been able to dig up.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob is so superior that he doesn't even really refute his point.

Janet Reno dindu nuffin!

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Bob has a Bachelor's Degree in film studies with no distinction, if memory serves. Noted conservatives like Thomas Sowell and Ben Shapiro (whom I mentioned before) have at least a Master's as well as an expansive knowledge of economics and law. They would completely eviscerate him in a debate. Hell, some of the lolcows listed on this forum could effortlessly beat him.

They're not the sort of people he would bother to talk to or about because since they're conservative, they're Nazis, and therefore illegitimate in all things. He can't pull the "Who are you, friendo?" with them, he can't handwave a low follower count at Ben Shapiro, who is, to the left, the world's most dangerous Nazi Jew.

EDIT-Ha, I like that as I was writing that, one of his "And you would be...?" posts appeared

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Bob is so superior that he doesn't even really refute his point.
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Gonna love he responds like such a villain in hopes he sounds like a "superior" man.