Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Assorted Nuts]

Happy 1000 (and 1) pages!

Spoiler: Large

 

[Penne Dreadful]

The ride never ends and the fans are as crazy as the man himself.
Here's to another thousand.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Even if they could cure his diabeetus?

His diabetes is in his head, so hopefully they’ll have to amputate it.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Can I just say that the baseball player Bob Chipman's cards would be everyone's faces if they see him irl?

 

[TheImportantFart]

Once again, major props to @Sexy Times Hitler for getting us to this stage. When I first started posting in this thread nearly two years ago, it had just crept over 100 pages. Sexy Times Hitler gave this thread a real shot in the arm and turned it into one of the best on the forum. Keep up the good work buddy, we love ya

Will there be an installation ceremony at the Lolcow Hall of Fame?

There aren't enough materials on earth to make an accurate facsimile of Bob. We'd exhaust all our resources trying to accurately capture his bulk. A plaque will have to do.

 

[RockVolnutt]

There aren't enough materials on earth to make an accurate facsimile of Bob. We'd exhaust all our resources trying to accurately capture his bulk. A plaque will have to do.

We would already use up all our resources just attempting to make one of his New York state sized mega-cities.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

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The ride never ends and the fans are as crazy as the man himself.
Here's to another thousand.

"You can't dehumanize Jews Conservatives when they're not human" - Adolf Hitlard

 

[LN 910]

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The ride never ends and the fans are as crazy as the man himself.
Here's to another thousand.

Wow what a disgusting neckbeard.

And the guy he gets it from is pretty shitty too.

 

[HY 140]

he looks dissapointed in the card grade

 

[Done]

wow 1000 pages. For hitting a big milestone here, anyone want to see if they can trigger bob by mentioning their ways to make his capeshit better?

I got this bro, won't even need to use cape movies:

"Does anyone else see the racist anti-immigrant vibes in Super Mario Bros. 3? Those poor, brave Koopa souls don't deserve to die because they wanted to live in a better kingdom.

Also, am I the only one who sees the specie-cism inherent in the white, male, Mario curbstomping a helpless Goomba?

Everybody, let's be more #woke about our games and leave behind such problematic titles"

 

[HY 140]

"Does anyone else see the racist anti-immigrant vibes in Super Mario Bros. 3? Those poor, brave Koopa souls don't deserve to die because they wanted to live in a better kingdom.

Super Mario Sunshine predicted the Trump presidency cause Mario got arrested cause he didn't do nuffin, and Bwoser Jr. represents Trump and Mario represents Minorites.

 

[Flexo]

For that we should be thankful. Bob is as ugly as sin with a personality to match and no real career prospects to speak of. The only real chance he would have with a woman is if he slipped a mickey in their drink and he is not even competent enough to do that.

Bob would slip the mickey into the glass, and then drink it.

To celebrate 1,000 pages:

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You, sir, I'm nominating for the Nobel prize in memes.

 

[NQ 952]

Man, never get retweeted by bob. His fans are more autistic than he is.

 

[Lensherr]

I remember finding this page more than two years ago, not knowing how far down the autistic rabbit hole it would go. It's been a hell of a journey, and I want to thank each and every one of you for sharing it with me.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'll be back in a few hours, but for now, I can't wait to see his mental gymnastics over this:

 

[MarineN*423543]

I'll be back in a few hours, but for now, I can't to see his mental gymnastics over this:
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autism finds a way *jurassic plark theme plays*

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Can I just say that the baseball player Bob Chipman's cards would be everyone's faces if they see him irl?
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Nice going.

If I ever make another shitpost Youtube comment, I now have good content to use.

 

[Dukect]

I'll be back in a few hours, but for now, I can't to see his mental gymnastics over this:
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The mental gymnastics bob would do to answer that question would make Gabby Douglas choose a new line of work.

But my reaction to this story as someone who has knows more politics than Bob and knows how the Clintons get down is this.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob's always been divorced from reality. He wants a reality that all of middle America is turned into a game of Shadowrun.

Divorced from reality = the closest Bob will ever get to marriage.

 

[BR55]

We would already use up all our resources just attempting to make one of his New York state sized mega-cities.

Still easily the dumbest fucking thing Bob ever said. A "Fully Manhattanized New York" WTF. A fully "Manhattanized" New York City would still be pretty bat shit crazy but at least it would be within the realm of possibility. A fully "Manhattanized" New York State, meanwhile, is so insanely impractical it boggles the mind.