Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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Can’t imagine why people think Bob supports eugenics...

 

[Gordon Cole]

Another slapfight.

Like you've never made a typo before?

Karma.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

(I imagine the Russians might have dined on him for a few weeks at Stalingrad)

And would have died of diabetus the next day.

"Creative class"

HAHAHA! That was a good joke, Bob! Tell me another! In all seriousness, he just reviews or critiques movies these days, which does not take an ounce of creativity to do. When he has an idea, it has either been done or so mind-numbingly stupid that he should stick to giving Kevin Feige a hand job for his next MCU review. I'm (NOT) sorry, but The Game Overthinker was the biggest mountain of of shit I have ever had to scale. Especially the finale, where Bob tried to push his theory that Gamergate was a conspiracy to prevent Hilary Clinton from being the first woman elected as PotUS. No, Bob is some morbidly obese white-trash consumer who would rather rant on Twitter all day than brainstorm ideas for the Great American Novel.

Furthermore, Bob is a narcissistic attention whore with delusions of grandeur. I prefer being an anonymous "nobody" than being anything like him.

 

[Florence]

Karma.

It would seem Bob got triggered by Fate/stay night.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Yeah, creative class, good one Bob. I was more creative when, today, I thought up the phrase "your word is strong" in reference to a character accepting the promise of another than you have been in your entire Game Overthinker series. Dumbass.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Yeah, creative class, good one Bob. I was more creative when, today, I took a dump.

FTFY.

 

[Foltest]

As @Jetpack Himmler already said, If bobby is part of the "creative" class he is the the absolut bottom of it. His creative is coming from talking about others creative work and not creating anything of his own. He does also a bad job at it.

 

[AnOminous]

Still doesn't excuse him, numbnuts.
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The statistic is fake. First, it's actually three years, not all eight years of the Obama Administration. Second, while even that seems disturbing on its surface, the vast majority of those were in ISIS-held urban areas. The people who are not under ISIS oppression any more are probably pretty glad about that.

"Creative class"

TIL crying like a bitch about shit other people invented is "creative."

 

[Positron]

What if the Care Bears invented a space-time vortex that suck up the whole cast of Transformers? And "sex doll" Megan Fox astrally projects to Chris Chan?

See I'm "Creative Class" too!

 

[Emperor Julian]

Bob really has a weird view on his current job and how viable it will be in the future and the validity of the service he provides, his funds are reliant on an econimic surplus for niche work, an increasingly overcrowded market and an increasingly alienated fanbase.

Emphasis on large

 

[Flexo]

Still doesn't excuse him, numbnuts.

Yeah, I wonder why....

I can't figure out the bigger laugh: that Bob actually thinks he'd be of any use in any kind of armed conflict (I imagine the Russians might have dined on him for a few weeks at Stalingrad), or that he believes he has a "career" to derail in the first place.

To be fair you could use him as a human shield for a battalion.

Seriously though, if I was a conservative troll trying to create a caricature of a liberal to convince normies of the insanity of leftist policies...

the result would STILL be more reasonable than Bob.

 

[Bass]

I'd make a joke about Bob being a starving artist, but we all know he ain't starving.

You don't get as big as Bob unless you are always starving.

 

[Gordon Cole]

(JFC, so much Black Panther spamming...)

Your projection is showing.

Insightful.

Bob's favorite "meme" is back.

Yeah, and you still sound terrible most of the time.

Come on, why make a perfectly deserving lion go hungry?

"Creative class".

Still not seeing why the Dems lost.

Is there anything I'm taking out of kahntext, Bobbo?

 

[Mola Ram]

His arguments manage to be blind, stupid, and jaw-droppingly arrogant -- but there's zero point in arguing the substance of them with him, from the right or the left, because he will never, ever listen.

 

[Positron]

"Christian-Fascist White Supremacist Death Cult".
I said it many times regarding trannies: if we were a "death cult", we are criminally inefficient.

"...there is no math where running the first female candidate directly following the first black president count as counting any version of them..."

I think doctors should use this "sentence" as a test: if you think you can parse it, you need to have your brain scanned.

 

[Foltest]

"Christian-Fascist White Supermaichst Death Cult".
.... Bob has said many stupid shit, but this may be the dumbest shit he has ever said. It sounds like a parody from goddamn /pol/ or something like that! The diabetes has now enter the final state of eating his brain.

 

[MarineN*423543]

His arguments manage to be blind, stupid, and jaw-droppingly arrogant -- but there's zero point in arguing the substance of them with him, from the right or the left, because he will never, ever listen.

thats our bob

 

[Emperor Julian]

The interesting thing is if you consider his premise correct then his actions are still illogical, they have the numbers to count and don't get people to stop being evil through bile and hate and it's not like they're going anyware.

 

[AnOminous]

The interesting thing is if you consider his premise correct then his actions are still illogical, they have the numbers to count and don't get people to stop being evil through bile and hate and it's not like they're going anyware.

The numbers very clearly show it was absolutely necessary for Trump to win that he carried votes of people who voted for Obama not just once but twice. He couldn't have won states that Obama won without doing that by the millions. It was obviously Hillary's own stupidity, arrogance and condescension that lost the election, as well as her Robby Mook-inspired stupidity of campaigning in states like California and New York while ignoring states she subsequently lost (even though her own husband who has actually won elections said this was a bad idea).

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Ant-man, and the wasp just released its first trailer. Let's count how much before Bob begins sperging about it.