Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Keep those fresh ideas coming.
 
Makes me wonder how Bob feels about Pokemon. I know that he's likely indifferent to it, but it is the digital equivalent to dog fighting so he should feel "empathy" towards them (and by that I mean self-righteous indignation to fellate his ego.)
 
Makes me wonder how Bob feels about Pokemon. I know that he's likely indifferent to it, but it is the digital equivalent to dog fighting so he should feel "empathy" towards them (and by that I mean self-righteous indignation to fellate his ego.)

This actually got me thinking: what are Bob's opinions on everything Nintendo owns outside of Mario? I don't recall him ever going on about any of Nintendo's other properties. Just Mario. Does he actually enjoy franchises like Zelda, Metroid , Pokemon or even Star Fox? Or are those too complex and too "grey" for him?
 
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Makes me wonder how Bob feels about Pokemon. I know that he's likely indifferent to it, but it is the digital equivalent to dog fighting so he should feel "empathy" towards them (and by that I mean self-righteous indignation to fellate his ego.)
In this case he might have a similar opinion given he didn't 'grow up with' Pokemon like he did some of Nintendo's other properties. He might try defending it though just because he's a tribalistic manchild though and a knock at Pokeymanz is a knock at his corporate God since I seem to remember he also shilled for that trash tier Zelda show too.

All I know is he probably never played it since he seems to really only buy and play 1st party Nintendo shit and then watches clips for his opinions on all the other games.
 
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And transitioning from that, all I can say is
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I knew I missed a screencap! And it was the best one lol.

No I don't have a problem, because I'm an adult and it's not a real animal.

Bob has more restraint and sympethy with pixels than flesh and bone humans who voted trump.
Bob's sensitivity and sympathies always depend on the politics ahead of morality.

On a side note, I love how he rags on that Terminator movie. because it showed how his superior future, filled with automation driven by coastal people, is basically an apocalypse.
 
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Compared to the smash successes of SJW games, I'd be okay with the racists.
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No it won't.
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Bob Chipman, a worker with integrity.
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He always seems hung up on people he doesn't like being able to drive cars. Draw your own conclusions.
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And transitioning from that, all I can say is
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(Also, thanks @neural for the screencaps.)
Monster Hunter is usually pretty light on plot, but even with that you can pick up that Elder Dragons cause natural disasters and calamity to occur in their wake, and they make it a point to say that they don't want to wipe monsters out, they're more worried about populations growing too large and antagonizing humans.

But Bob hasn't played the series and thank God he won't get into them, because that's one less shitter online who carts to everything.
 
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Does Bob resent middle-America and Middle Managers, apparently, for any reason other than typical exceptional neckbeard bullshit? It cracks me up because it strikes me as exactly the kind of seething but unfounded hate you see in Klan type racists.

Most of the time when I see the phrase "Haters gonna hate" I dismiss it as a way to shrug off criticism but...you know, some people are always gonna look for a group to demonize despite all evidence against those people doing anything wrong.

Bob is a hater.
 
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It's amazing how much his ideology matches up with tech paranoia. It's even more amazing that he doesn't see that resemblance at all.

Also, LOL at the commenters with the subliminal digs.

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Bob: "I'm not a eugenecist, these alt-right trolls are just taking me out of context."

Also Bob: "I wish Terminator Salvation had Skynet be a eugenics program for the greater good of humanity."
 
Monster Hunter is usually pretty light on plot, but even with that you can pick up that Elder Dragons cause natural disasters and calamity to occur in their wake, and they make it a point to say that they don't want to wipe monsters out, they're more worried about populations growing too large and antagonizing humans.

But Bob hasn't played the series and thank God he won't get into them, because that's one less shitter online who carts to everything.
Maybe they should stop worrying about how Obsolete they are and just accept that the world evolved past them, bigots. Invasive species are great. Humans were an invasive species too!

Now I'm not saying Bob would say something like that but it'd make me chuckle if he did.
 
I just came here to see if anyone knows what this is about... is there any way to find out what channel this video was on? maybe we can ask the guy who made it.
This is the channel on the Twitter info of the account Bob is trying to dogpile, the titles of the other videos seem similar, but I'm not sure if it is the same person though:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCd4QJHZV9UU82eHGxTPNPLw

Twitter account (archive in case the account is bann): https://twitter.com/DCloreMaster
 
Did some capping, apologies if those tweets are a bit out of order, I am doing this on mobile because the extended screencapping is a must with spergs like Bob.
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Bob in what could be a future cow crossover. This Casey person could well turn out to be a cow if their encounter with Mark Kern yesterday is a regular occurrence.

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I am not informed on the Uma Thurman/Quentin Tarantino drama, but Bob never misses an opportunity to tip his fedora..

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I never watched him, but I'm sure that Crocodile Dundee was (and still is) more of a thing than you'll ever be, Bobbo..

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But 280 letters still aren't enough for your sperging, I thank God that my phone can do extended screenshots..

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Very compassionate of you, friendo.

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It's amazing how much his ideology matches up with tech paranoia. It's even more amazing that he doesn't see that resemblance at all.

Also, LOL at the commenters with the subliminal digs.

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Cow crossover with chairman Chu..

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Original as always, friendo.

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Enemy of logic replies to enemy of fun.

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It boggles the mind just how much is wrong incorrect and complete made up bullshit in Bob's ramblings there. Arad left ages before Disney enetered the picture. He left by selling out his preferred stock. Nobody let him have ANY part of Spider-Man to make him go away, beyond his existing producer rights with Sony. This is well known and documented. As you can imagine pretty much everything else Bob spouts is false. While Bob is a rabid MCU fanboy he is not actually in any way informed, nor an expert regarding Marvel, it's history, it's business dealings or it's actual product. (Which surprises me, Bob strikes me as the target audience for Squirrel Girl. "Fat lonely male feminists living in their mothers basements")
 
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