Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Valeyard]

Robot Sperging.
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There was a Black Mirror episode about this, which Bob wouldn't have seen because of his weird hatred for the show.

 

[BR55]

Bob probably never played a Halo game. I haven't either so I'm not really going to comment on it.

He claims he played at least Halo Reach but I'm not so sure because...Oh fuck it I'm gonna go on a mini rant.
His whole argument was, and I shit you not, the Covenant, an alien empire made up of several species, is "Diverse" while Humanity is...Well just Humanity. Never mind that the Covenant is a slavery practicing, Genocidal, Theocracy. The Covenant are "Diverse'. The United Nations Space Command, made up of Men, Women and people of all races mind you, is not. Therefore Halo is "Anti-Diversity". Therefore Halo is White Supremacy. That video was my introduction to Bob and, needless to say, it left a rather poor first impression. If you want to watch it for yourself I believe the video is still up on the Escapist's YouTube channel. It's called Halo Combat Evolved?. If you want a laugh though look at the comments section. It is positively united in calling Bob retarded and it is glorious.

 

[Gordon Cole]

#NotMyMario.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

#NotMyMario.
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Of course Bob wants Mario to be a fat fuck just like himself.

For real, I'm pretty sure Bob still harbors in his mind a deep seated desire to become Mario. That's also why he had a breakdown when Mario was revealed to not be from Brooklyn. It made the possibility of him becoming Mario seem less real. Bob is also fucking crazy hence why he would think it was possible at all.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

He claims he played at least Halo Reach but I'm not so sure because...Oh fuck it I'm gonna go on a mini rant.
His whole argument was, and I shit you not, the Covenant, an alien empire made up of several species, is "Diverse" while Humanity is...Well just Humanity. Never mind that the Covenant is a slavery practicing, Genocidal, Theocracy. The Covenant are "Diverse'. The United Nations Space Command, made up of Men, Women and people of all races mind you, is not. Therefore Halo is "Anti-Diversity". Therefore Halo is White Supremacy. That video was my introduction to Bob and, needless to say, it left a rather poor first impression. If you want to watch it for yourself I believe the video is still up on the Escapist's YouTube channel. It's called Halo Combat Evolved?. If you want a laugh through look at the comments section. It is positively united in calling Bob exceptional and it is glorious.

Found it. Pretty terrible video. The like to dislike ratio is off the charts. Most of the comments are thrashing Bob with the exception of a couple of his supporters. I think this comment sums up this entire thread well:

Spoiler

He hasn't gotten the help he needs.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

#NotMyMario.
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This slightly modified quote from Bobjack Horseman fits this:

The universe: Oh, and it doesn't for you? Your favorite videogame character is getting a film with his creator acting in charge of it. What more do you want? What else could the universe possibly owe you?
Bob: I... want to them to do it with what I say... the way I see it. And I don't know how.

 

[Adamska]

#NotMyMario.
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*Insert one of Blob's own screeds chimping about the Obsolete Ghouls infesting the country at this amazing and pathetic bit of Sadfaggotry*

Because you can honestly use Bobby to attack Blobert at this point. Only a depressing nostalgia fag would still remain this booty blasted over something that happened before most of his fanbase was born.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

#NotMyMario.

Bob's distaste for Charles Martinet reminds me of Spax3's hatred of Jason Griffith. For fuck's sake, few people remember Captain Lou or Bob Hoskins' portrayals of the plumber and fewer even care. Hell, Martinet voiced Mario well before the latter took the role in the ill-fated film and interacted with attendees at trade shows so he is more than capable of voicing Mario in the film. Moreover, I went to a panel featuring him at a comic con a couple years back and the man is very enthusiastic about the role. Honestly, I would less inclined to see an animated Super Mario Bros. feature without Martinet.

Fuck Bob and his obsession with the eighties.

 

[WeeGee]

Bob is stupid as fuck, Charles Martinet has done more than "a few lines" in all his Mario cast voices.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Bob is stupid as fuck, Charles Martinet has done more than "a few lines" in all his Mario cast voices.

He got his start doing "Mario in real time" where he would have whole conversations with people as Mario. Christ, Bob isn't even a knowledgable Mario fan. He sucks at literally everything.

 

[Adamska]

He got his start doing "Mario in real time" where he would have whole conversations with people as Mario. Christ, Bob isn't even a knowledgable Mario fan. He sucks at literally everything.

He thought the pinnacle of Mario was the third game because of the Wizard movie he flapped his arms to. He tuned out from pop culture and his own favorite things since it betray him by making Mario from the Inferior Mushroom Kingdom rather than Superior Brooklyn.

Blobbo is more obsolete than an Amiga 3000 given that's the period when his brain chose to ossify his nerd shit.

 

[Emperor Julian]

There was a Black Mirror episode about this, which Bob wouldn't have seen because of his weird hatred for the show.

He probably doesnt like it because it implies their may be negative consequences to our societies tendancy to develop technology long before we have the wisdom to properly use it. This shits over Bobs cherished delusion of the superior future most likely and makes him feel uncomfortable. Oddly enough it does for me as well as I suspect this is the way as a species we're going assuming AI doesnt kill us all. Bassically it forces bob to consider reality so he doesnt like it.

 

[RockVolnutt]

He probably doesnt like it because it implies their may be negative consequences to our societies tendancy to develop technology long before we have the wisdom to properly use it. This shits over Bobs cherished delusion of the superior future most likely makes him feel uncomfortable. Oddly enough it does for me as well as I suspect this is the way as a species we're going assuming AI doesnt kill us all. Bassically it forces bob to consider reality so he doesnt like it.

You're right about that. Some pages ago there was a tweet where he basically said that only ignorant "Obsolete" people would ever believe that uncontrolled technological developments can lead to anything other than a better future.

 

[Emperor Julian]

You're right about that. Some pages ago there was a tweet where he basically said that only ignorant "Obsolete" people would ever believe that uncontrolled technological developments can be anything other than a positive.

I suppose the fact that the technological developments of the 14-19th centuries in western europe led to the decimation of the rest of the world doesnt really connect with him since he's probably not a student of history.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

#NotMyMario.
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Jesus fucking Christ Bob, that cartoon was fucking ages ago and wasn't even that good and is barely even remembered. Move the fuck on.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Hi everyone, I'm an adult man and I care deeply about who voices Mario in a movie.

I'm also smarter than all of you.

 

[Positron]

Bob's fucking defensive about the term "Nerd" because he fucking is one, and he knows it.

He thinks he is a nerd, but nerds know things (even, in the modern-day corrupted sense, if the knowledge is confined to kid's shows). Bobby is a know-nothing, even in areas that he professes to be an expert in. A dweeb, in other words.

I've written about it a few times in the past, but the TL;DR version is that his entire MO as an insufferable political faggot is to claim that Nerds themselves are entitled, specifically because, in Bob's eyes, they are preventing the rightful inheritors of vidya (read: asshole cultural Marxists like himself) from bringing us lesser peoples the glorious superior future (read: complete ideological control by his buddies, who want to turn vidya into their own personal clubhouse that sucks as much as they do). He tries to posture himself as some paragon of fucking morality, when the hilarious truth is that everyone knows he's just as much of a sped as those he complains about, and all you need to prove that is his fucking book.

I don't even know what "cultural Marxism" means anymore. One would expect a Marxist to rightfully identify videa, and whatever nerdy shit du jour, as commodity fetishism. Bobby and his ilk are obsessed about "nerd culture" simply because their world is small, and commercial entertainment is all they know.

It is your predisposition towards the cave art that is political, not the cave art itself. You dummy.

 

[Jack Awful]

I love how Bob claims to be a Mario fan but doesn't want THE voice of Mario to play him in the new movie.

Literally everyone else who's ever played Mario played him like a hairy, fat, gross, smelly...
Wait...
I think I just figured out why Bob wants someone else to voice Mario...

 

[Flexo]

I love how Bob claims to be a Mario fan but doesn't want THE voice of Mario to play him in the new movie.

But, Bob! In fiction... RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN.

I love how the best arguments against Bob are Bob from five minutes earlier.

Found it. Pretty terrible video. The like to dislike ratio is off the charts. Most of the comments are thrashing Bob with the exception of a couple of his supporters. I think this comment sums up this entire thread well:

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Oh man those comments are GOLD.

 

[Jaimas]

I don't even know what "cultural Marxism" means anymore.

Allow this oldfag to give it to you straight, since thankfully this is one term that nobody needs a longpost to explain:

It's the belief that existing cultures are responsible for sustaining all of society's inequalities.
It differs from conventional Marxism in that conventional Marxism argues that economic classes are responsible for said inequalities.

This belief structure is one of the sacred cows of the regressive left, alongside postmodernist theory, and suffice to say there is a big fucking drive to keep the waters on the subject as muddy as humanly possible. Many regressive leftists like arguing it's nothing more than a conspiracy theory, and with good reason - just looking at that bolded text, any Kiwi can immediately recognize that damned near every bit of internet outrage that's happened over the last five fucking years, from the Ghostbusters 2016 controversy to the fucking Autism Holy War itself have, as the core reason they even fucking happened in the first place, that core fucking point in common with one another.