Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chan the Wizard]

I just want Black Panther to have poor returns for the salty fatman tears.

 

[SwattedKat]

There's gonna be a lot of people talking in the theatre if all the black people in the world are buying tickets.

 

[The Demon]

He got his start doing "Mario in real time" where he would have whole conversations with people as Mario. Christ, Bob isn't even a knowledgable Mario fan. He sucks at literally everything.

i have the widest smile on my face

 

[Red Hood]

> I’m familiar with the “gun culture”

I've got good odds on Bob shitting himself with a Red Ryder BB gun in the room.

Although let's be honest, dude's probably been incontinent for years.

 

[RockVolnutt]

i have the widest smile on my face

There's so much of it. Bob barely knows his Mario.

 

[NQ 952]

Bob's only scared of guns because his opinions are some of the most vile things humanity has ever seen; yet, without guns he would never be able to stage his revolution.

What's a tyrant to do? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[The Demon]

There's so much of it. Bob barely knows his Mario.

amazing

 

[The Nothingness]

> I’m familiar with the “gun culture”

Dressing up as Captain N doesn't count, friendo

 

[Positron]

"I know gamer culture, ergo I know gun culture!"

First, the real world is not a game.
Second, you don't even know gamer culture.

> "Men see the gun as the extension of their dicks."
> "Let's make something 'worse' in order to make gun something only poor people use, something obsolete, in other words."

I have a feeling that the 'worse' something is vagina-shaped.

 

[Flexo]

I'm sure bob is imagining that phasers will be invented any day now. Never mind that part of the appeal of guns is that they're reasonably easy to make and fire. Which is also the problem with gun control, people seem to believe that folks won't just be able to make their own murder sticks.

This is what happens when you take away shop class. People begin to think metalworking is some kind of mystical art.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Still prattling on about guns.

Rambling about technothrillers.

And overcompensating when he's told that Wakanda isn't real.

Plus, it falls apart once you remember that he thinks Wakanda would've happened if colonialism didn't.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Yeah, about those hundreds of thousands of years, Bob..

 

[Gordon Cole]

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Yeah, about those hundreds of thousands of years, Bob..

Why am I not surprised that he looks dumb when he's trying to be smart?

 

[neonwhite900]

I'd hate to see his face when he finds out that 'Coming To America' was directed by John Landis. A white guy.

 

[McGregor]

So let me get this straight; Wakanda, a country founded on robbing an ancient god's grave for materials and space piracy is somehow supposed to be as inspirational as King Arthur unifying a nation under laws? Right, because everyone wants to move to Somalia!

 

[Mola Ram]

Frankly, the fact he thinks that black people can't appreciate Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, or even Iron Man and that they require "black versions" of these things in order to feel good about themselves ...

... is pretty fuckin' racist.

 

[neonwhite900]

Cause they black

So let me get this straight; Wakanda, a country founded on robbing an ancient god's grave for materials and space piracy is somehow supposed to be as inspirational as King Arthur unifying a nation under laws? Right, because everyone wants to move to Somalia!

 

[Assorted Nuts]

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Yeah, about those hundreds of thousands of years, Bob..

I thought relying on ancient superstition was part of the inferior past, Bob. Or is it only wrong when you get to tip your fedora at white Christians?

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Still going on about guns.
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Still prattling on about guns.
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Bob...For crying out. At least let the motherfucking cops identify the corpse. I seriously fucking hate he jumps out his hiding hole to capitalize on tragedy. Are you that goddamn heartless, chipman? Do you even know what empathy is? The fatass can speak on his horse because he hasn't seen the abyss in the eyes like most of us have. But once again it's laughable to think he has much power over the people.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I thought relying on ancient superstition was part of the inferior past, Bob. Or is it only wrong when you get to tip your fedora at white Christians?

Well, for the Arthur myth to be hundreds of thousands of years old, it would have to look something like this:

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