Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[neonwhite900]

1. Rather egotistic to assume your mediocre tweets on an over hyped superhero movie would give you any new followers.

2. If you want to show your detractors you are actually well vested in film culture and don't just go on Reddit desperately finding obscure films to reference between only going to see Marvel and Animated films. Surely you can do better than a Wong Jing film.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Earlier today, Adam of YMS uploaded a review of Black Panther.

What's interesting is that he criticizes adults using Black Panther for their politics when it's just "a kids movie made to sell toys" as he puts it. He repeatedly points out it's for children and says that it's a shame Black Panther is being used as a high watermark for predominately black movies when movies like 12 Years a Slave and Moonlight already exist.

His criticisms fit Bob to a T, from using a children's film to exploit his really stupid politics to ignoring all the fantastic black-directed movies in favor of a disposable popcorn flick.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Earlier today, Adam of YMS uploaded a review of Black Panther.

What's interesting is that he criticizes adults using Black Panther for their politics when it's just "a kids movie made to sell toys" as he puts it. He repeatedly points out it's for children and says that it's a shame Black Panther is being used as a high watermark for predominately black movies when movies like 12 Years a Slave and Moonlight already exist.

His criticisms fit Bob to a T, from using a children's film to exploit his really stupid politics to ignoring all the fantastic black-directed movies in favor of a disposable popcorn flick.

I've seen 12 Years a Slave and it's a fantastic film. Then again, it helps that I know a lot of people who are historians.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Maybe don’t make stupid ass headlines then.

 

[Mola Ram]

Film Crit Hulk: the guy who makes Bob look modest.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I heard Black Panther cures cancer and gives black orphans their parents back.

 

[The Nothingness]

I want to know how Bob will defend the scene Sargon talked about.

Spoiler: Time stamped

 

[Gordon Cole]

"She agrees with me and I clapped!"

And he also can't wrap his head around the concept of a redesign.

Earlier today, Adam of YMS uploaded a review of Black Panther.

What's interesting is that he criticizes adults using Black Panther for their politics when it's just "a kids movie made to sell toys" as he puts it. He repeatedly points out it's for children and says that it's a shame Black Panther is being used as a high watermark for predominately black movies when movies like 12 Years a Slave and Moonlight already exist.

His criticisms fit Bob to a T, from using a children's film to exploit his really stupid politics to ignoring all the fantastic black-directed movies in favor of a disposable popcorn flick.

Too real.

Maybe don’t make stupid ass headlines then.
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He's promoted articles based on their headlines without actually reading the article. *Cough* AV Club/South Park *Cough*.

Plus, he's still going:

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

And he also can't wrap his head around the concept of a redesign.
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...is...is Bob colorblind?

 

[RockVolnutt]

...is...is Bob colorblind?

Google is telling me that diabetes can lead to colorblindness.

 

[A Random]

I think he just has the fat on his brain melting on his eyes. It turns red into orange.

 

[Flexo]

Heh, those calling him out on it...

Is John Cleese the cracked writer or am I thinking of somebody else?

 

[Positron]

Surely you can do better than a Wong Jing film.

Wong Jing? That prevert who regularly puts screens of women voiding themselves in his films? Absolutely progressive Bobby!

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Is John Cleese the cracked writer or am I thinking of somebody else?

That's John Cheese.

 

[Mola Ram]

That's John Cheese.

So there are two talentless hacks cruising on Monty Python name recognition.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Overthinking Men In Black.

Christ, is Wakanda gonna be up there with The fucking Mushroom Kingdom in his colorblind eyes?

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be having a make out sesh with Miss Sally Shotgun.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Question: Does Bob realize that Infinity War will be released in three months and is far enough in post-production that reshoots are practically impossible?

Answer: Of course not! Bob is an idiot who does not know how film productions work.

 

[[username]]

Google is telling me that diabetes can lead to colorblindness.

Pretty sure it can lead to everythingblindness.

 

[neonwhite900]

Disney will never have a LGBT lead superhero film. Much like how they will never make an R-Rated film. Disney is all about the brand rather than the actual product. Black Panther for example got made not because a young black filmmaker wanted to tell a story with long term artistic merit. But because it was manufactured and tweaked to be appeal to every single schmuck it could. To get corporate sponsorships and Happy Meal toys. Any attempt to actually take these films in an actual bold or interesting direction such as genre shifts or hiring more risky directors or writers would mean possibly alienating a potential customer. Disney won't have that.

 

[HY 140]

its a comedy, its not that deep fam