Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

New video. He's STILL fucking pissy about Spider-Man Homecoming:

(P.S. The audio's not sped up this time. heh heh, sped.)

Such a spotless record with women, everyone!

Yet owning multiple Mario statues is Superior?

"Rigging elections is okay when I do it!"

Hey, oldie but a goodie.

Andre's a pretty husky guy, but even he can't handle Bob trying to piggyback off of him.

 

[HY 140]

Dude would probably have an aneurysm if someone ever called him "sweetie" or "pumpkin" who wasn't also asking if he wanted another dessert

thats saying if someone calls him that

 

[Adamska]

Please God never let Bob discover Mage: The Ascension. The concentrated smuggery would be dense enough to warp space and time.

Honestly, I would not mind doing a one-off campaign with Bob or other lolcows. I'd be curious to see how badly they fuck up and how hard they try being a shitter to me as a DM.

Bob would probably go with Technocracy, probably either NWO or Syndicate based on his attitude and rather fucked beliefs if I had to predict what he'd play.

 

[Kyria the Great]

"Rigging elections is okay when I do it!"

I really hate those that have a contempt for the election process just because they didn't get their desired outcome. I also love how he is so dismissive about the Trump voting block when he is probably the most useless and awful person I have had the misfortune to run across on the internet.

 

[Water-T]

Poor Blob - he thinks playing the "who are you?" card and following it up with "sweetie" somehow means he won the argument, when all it does it expose him as the petulant man-baby that he is. Someone's fame (or lack thereof) has no bearing on the debate, and relies on the "your opinion only counts if you're famous" fallacy. Rebutting with a dismissive remark just says "I have no way to counter what you said nor the wit to think of a clever retort".

Basically, if your debate style on Twitter follows the example of Brianna Wu, then you haven't just lost the debate, you've also lost at life.

 

[SuperSheep]

Honestly, I would not mind doing a one-off campaign with Bob or other lolcows. I'd be curious to see how badly they fuck up and how hard they try being a shitter to me as a DM.

Bob would probably go with Technocracy, probably either NWO or Syndicate based on his attitude and rather fucked beliefs if I had to predict what he'd play.

Bob would probably play the Traditions stereotype of the Technocracy to a T while thinking he's the more nuanced version of later books.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob would probably play the Traditions stereotype of the Technocracy to a T while thinking he's the more nuanced version of later books.

Considering his avatar probably takes the form of Super Mario, I'd say he has a good chance of going full-on Marauder right out the gate.

 

[SuperSheep]

Considering his avatar probably takes the form of Super Mario, I'd say he has a good chance of going full-on Marauder right out the gate.

He'd probably try to make Mario its own Sphere.

 

[HY 140]

He'd probably try to make Mario its own Sphere.

a Mari-o-sphere perhaps?

 

[Adamska]

He'd probably try to make Mario its own Sphere.

Ohh god I can see him do Captain N as a Mage for his character and demanding homerules that allow him to use Mario powers. It's kind of hurting me internally.

 

[TheClorax]

New video. He's STILL fucking pissy about Spider-Man Homecoming:

(P.S. The audio's not sped up this time. heh heh, sped.)

Sheesh Bob, with how much you shill the Rami Trilogy (even though it’s on par with Burton’s Batman; good movies, but overshadowed by other, much better adaptations of the characters), if it were still going like Sony originally planned until 3 ruined everything, you’d be saying Sony (a soulless company that’s 10 years late to about everything) was better than Disney (a company that cares what people think about a movie).
TL;DR: I’m a fan of Disney and MCU, and we’d need to 3 miles of duct tape to wrap it around Bob’s mouth to shut him up.

 

[HY 140]

Ohh god I can see him do Captain N as a Mage for his character and demanding homerules that allow him to use Mario powers. It's kind of hurting me internally.

"bob this is the worst thing you ever done!"
"you said that so many times it's lost all meaning"

also who'd be the bart character? a Mini Bob?

 

[Adamska]

"bob this is the worst thing you ever done!"
"you said that so many times it's lost all meaning"

He'd bitch so hard the moment I start flinging all the Paradoxes he accrued right back at him given his tendency to fantasize about power/revenge fantasies and an inability to read or understand the setting.

In retrospect, I'm a bit impressed Bob never tried to pretend he had more geek cred by going down the pen and paper/LARP route. I reckon it's probably because even that crowd is too sociable for him.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Yeah, it would've been a great choice last year.

 

[SuperSheep]

"I don't care if the Changelings see it as why Glamour is coming back to the world! I'm going use Connections 3, Mario 3 to open a Warp Pipe to the Moon so we can start making Moon Wheat."
"Wait MagiBob, we've established there's a vacuum the..."

 

[Gordon Cole]

You sound like a goddamn mob boss.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

You sound like a goddamn mob boss.
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Not a supporter of eugenics at all...

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

You sound like a goddamn mob boss.
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Oh look, Bob is trying to act like someone important. How cute.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

You sound like a goddamn mob boss.
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#boycott4pissthumbs

 

[BubbleButt]

"The America that matters" is probably the dumbest catchphrase ever.