Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[LoverofPi]

Oh for fuck...i don't recall if Victor Frankenstein (which is a Germanic surname more than a Jewish one) is ever even established to have a religion. The book is more about pushing the limits to far and taking things to places you shouldn't go, which is why the boat captain chooses to turn around in the end instead of press on into the arctic.

You could make the argument that Frankenstein's monster draws on the Jewish golems or "Tammuz" but that is a massive stretch when said golems were supposed to be divinely powered while Frankenstein's creation is a perversion of God's design. To top this minirant off, i haven't even read Frankenstein and i know this.

There is a valid reading that Frankenstein is as much about God failing at being God as it is about Main failing to play God, but again, that has little to do with whatever religion Victor is and more to do with the fact that his story and that of the creature parallel the arc of God and Adam and Eve in the Garden.

It's not about specific religion, it's about knowing your limits and dealing with unjust reality.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Or he decides to actually resort to physical violence against someone, which results in him receiving the most well deserved ass kicking in history.

"I'm from Bahstan, you still wanna talk fistfights?"

1.) He's from Lynn.
2.) I'm pretty sure he's never seen the rough side of sandpaper, let alone life.
3.) A fight with him would go down like this:

 

[Lensherr]

He saw "stein" and immediately went to "OY VEY, MR. SHEKELSTEIN, DID YOU JEW ANY GOYIM TODAY? BETTER BE CAREFUL OR IT'LL BE ANUDDAH SHOAH!"

There is a high probability that I described his train of thought.

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if Bob was a closet anti-Semite.

 

[Gordon Cole]

So remember how Bob stanned hard for A Wrinkle in Time just because it pissed off dudebros by having garish effects and has a black lady as a director?

Spoiler: The reactions are in!

Way to back the wrong horse...again.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I love how Bob has deluded himself to thinking that he is a sophisticated high class gentleman, while he is really a uncultured swine. He lives close to Boston, a city with plenty of history and art in it.

So remember how Bob stanned hard for A Wrinkle in Time just because it pissed off dudebros by having garish effects and has a black lady as a director?

Spoiler: The reactions are in!

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Way to back the wrong horse...again.

$20 says that Bob has never read the book or the graphic novel.

 

[Adamska]

$20 says that Bob has never read the book or the graphic novel.

I just assume he doesn't even watch half of the shit he shills except for capeshit films and anything involving his autistic interests. I believe that like comics and video games, he looks up their wiki entry for 0.5 femtoseconds and then makes shit up to bury his toy hatchet into it. This includes the Oscarshit he puts on his top 10 lists; I don't think he watches movies as much as he claims he does.

Bob is both the laziest and least honest 'critic' ever, only capable of crying about his decades long ass ache about children and adults from school.

 

[Diabeetus]

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if Bob was a closet anti-Semite.

Oh, definitely. Imagine him fluffing up his language to explain that the Holocaust never happened.

“How did the avaricious, long-nosed, conglomerate running race of Jewish people, once shunned, instantly start dominating every single property, company, and money-making opportunity? Simply put, they created entirely out of thin air what the Breitbart InfoWars PrisonPlanet.com crowd call a “false flag attack”, a “hoax” if you will, to gain sympathy and along with that zero responsibility for their atrocities against the inevitable future technocractic society coming up in modern America like a sunrise.”

 

[Flexo]

I just assume he doesn't even watch half of the shit he shills except for capeshit films and anything involving his autistic interests. I believe that like comics and video games, he looks up their wiki entry for 0.5 femtoseconds and then makes shit up to bury his toy hatchet into it. This includes the Oscarshit he puts on his top 10 lists; I don't think he watches movies as much as he claims he does.

Bob is both the laziest and least honest 'critic' ever, only capable of crying about his decades long ass ache about children and adults from school.

No i think he actually watches the film. I think it just goes like this...

 

[RockVolnutt]

No i think he actually watches the film. I think it just goes like this...

*Insert his TLJ review where he ignored the last movie to make his own story*

I agree with the idea that he probably doesn't watch any Oscar bait he goes on about but you are likely correct about how he views things he does watch. Also I'm reminded of that time he tried talking about Onslaught from Marvel Comics and he somehow described something with zero resemblance to the character or even the wiki article (according to some members, never looked at wikipedia's/Marvel Wiki's description).

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob's criticizing and mocking a woman while telling her she's delusional. Yeah, this is bound to end well.

 

[Diabeetus]

Bob's criticizing and mocking a woman while telling her she's delusional. Yeah, this is bound to end well.
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Bob especially comes off like a cunt in this screenshot, even more so than usual. The world would be so much better if he just shut his fucking mouth once in a while. Take a break from Twitter like one day a week, you know? Jesus.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bob's criticizing and mocking a woman while telling her she's delusional. Yeah, this is bound to end well.
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MovieBob, arbiter of the opinions of women.

 

[Mola Ram]

$20 says that Bob has never read the book or the graphic novel.

Since Madeleine L'Engle was a Christian who put such themes into her work (Jesus is explicitly mentioned as being an example of the "warriors of light" they're using in the tagline), yeah, I assume he wouldn't touch it with a 10' pole.

Also, having been eye-raped by watched the trailer and having been a fan of the book from the time I was very young, I am totally unsurprised by the mixed reaction. The imagery is a pastel mess, the witches look terribly miscast, Chris Pine is definitely miscast (his character is a physicist so brilliant he figured out how to fold space so as to travel galactic distances instantly), and Zach Galifiniakis, apart from playing a character who's female in the book (where's your misgendering now, Hollyweird?!?), is pure cancer in any format.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob's criticizing and mocking a woman while telling her she's delusional. Yeah, this is bound to end well.
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Bob's definitely asking for weev to fuck his shit up.

 

[Gordon Cole]

It'll add more if you read this post while playing this:

Now it's gonna take him ten minutes to get his McNuggies instead of five!

Don't believe me?

 

[HY 140]

It'll add more if you read this post while playing this:

Now it's gonna take him ten minutes to get his McNuggies instead of five!
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Don't believe me?
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Here we see bob sperging over his 2nd favorite thing next to Mario, food

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

It'll add more if you read this post while playing this:

Now it's gonna take him ten minutes to get his McNuggies instead of five!
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Don't believe me?
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Moviebob spends his time sperging at people who criticize his remake ideas/Ghostbusters/Star Wars/etc saying they're blinded by nostalgia.

Moviebob also spends a majority of his time pandering to his own nostalgia that not even people from his generation give a shit about. Bonus points? He thinks appealing to them would be profitable.

Now, I'm not outright saying "Soo-Pee-Ree-Yah Fyoo-Cha" Moviebob is an idiot, I'm just saying I'll sure as hell imply it.

 

[AnOminous]

Trust this fat fuck to be obsessed with McDonald's. He's certainly part of "the America that matters." We certainly need more autistic, fat fucks sperging about old fast food mascots.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Trust this fat fuck to be obsessed with McDonald's. He's certainly part of "the America that matters." We certainly need more autistic, fat fucks sperging about old fast food mascots.

Is it possible for Bob to be any more removed from the superman status he imagines he has? He's a diabetic morbidly obese loser who lives in his aunt's basement, vastly overestimates his intellect, and a metaphorical slave to his "Elite" believing he'll be accepted after becoming their pawn.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Is it possible for Bob to be any more removed from the superman status he imagines he has? He's a diabetic morbidly obese loser who lives in his aunt's basement, vastly overestimates his intellect, and a metaphorical slave to his "Elite" believing he'll be accepted after becoming their pawn.

Bob's delusions of being an ubermensch make me proud to be a wasteland ghoul.