Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Seriously, look at that fucking dog. They included Black Marmaduke's schwag.

...oh.

...oh dear.

Now I feel like a degenerate.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

No more individual nations or borders, giant cities such as a NYC which covers the entity of New York state, farming on the moon, most jobs becoming automated by machines, mega-corporations, space travel, no more "Obsolete Trash" who'd vote for someone like Trump, etc.

Okay that sounds like the wet dream of a lazy manchild feeding off his parents' wealth while unemployed and living in a basement.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

No more individual nations or borders, giant cities such as a NYC which covers the entity of New York state, farming on the moon, most jobs becoming automated by machines, mega-corporations, space travel, no more "Obsolete Trash" who'd vote for someone like Trump, etc.

Does the superior future also include the Democrats being the only political power and Disney releasing endless Marvel movies every year as well?

 

[Flexo]

Tell me about it. The endless gushing over Black Panther as suffocated any affection I had for the MCU.

I can't wait for them to all repeat this with black panther 2. "First black movie!"

I feel like he is runing this account just for attention and more people to argue with

Wouldn't that require SOME self awareness?

edit: whoa, why does a funny book dog have a visible cock?

Because he's the goddamn bat dog!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I can't wait for them to all repeat this with black panther 2. "First black movie!"



Wouldn't that require SOME self awareness?



Because he's the goddamn bat dog!

And the goddamn bat dog has a goddamn bat dong. Speaking of bat dongs, I wonder what's Bob's opinion on the trainwreck known as Batpussy.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Does the superior future also include the Democrats being the only political power and Disney releasing endless Marvel movies every year as well?

More or less and those Marvel movies being centered around the diversity kids Marvel Entertainment kept replacing their characters with as he still thinks they're the same people as Marvel Studios.

 

[Mola Ram]

And the goddamn bat dog has a goddamn bat dong. Speaking of bat dongs, I wonder what's Bob's opinion on the trainwreck known as Batpussy.

I did a Google image search for this and immediately regretted it. I have no one to blame but myself.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

More or less and those Marvel movies being centered around the diversity kids Marvel Entertainment kept replacing their characters with as he still thinks they're the same people as Marvel Studios.

I imagine they would be as mediocre as Black Panther, which was totally ruined by generic action and too much humor by the way.

To me, his MCU fetish is way more creepier than his Mario fetish.

Though, I’m new to Kiwi Farms by the way, I imagine that his Mario fetish is more disturbing to you all than his MCU fetish.

 

[Mola Ram]

I imagine they would be as mediocre as Black Panther, which was totally ruined by generic action and too much humor by the way.

To me, his MCU fetish is way more creepier than his Mario fetish.

Though, I’m new to Kiwi Farms by the way, I imagine that his Mario fetish is more disturbing to you all than his MCU fetish.

Nothing is as disturbing as the nigh-orgasmic glee he derives from fantasizing about the extinction of vast swathes of his fellow Americans who committed the unforgivable sin of disagreeing with his politics.

 

[:thinking:]

"Rachel Tension" is definitely going to be my new online alias.

Are you a drag queen?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Too cute and too thin to be the Bob Chipman of cats, but Blobbo appreciates the effort.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

It's a parody account from where I'm seeing it.

Ironically, I used to follow Bob on Twitter before he started to sperg about how middle America are pieces of shit for voting for Trump and ruining his "superior future".

Off topic, what does Bob mean about the "superior future"? What does the "superior future" look like to Bob?

The Superior Future is Star Trek except everyone Bob doesn't like is genocided and he gets to sit on his ass playing Mario forever.

 

[AnOminous]

Off topic, what does Bob mean about the "superior future"? What does the "superior future" look like to Bob?

Everyone in the world who he ever disagreed with is dead in a mass grave or enslaved. Meanwhile, he flies around in a levitation suit like Baron Harkonnen, dictating what everyone is allowed to say or believe. Marvel capeshit viewing is mandatory.

 

[Done]

That account's Bob approved, so where's the fun?
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Not sure if it's on purpose, but the only effect of this account is to make Bob feel important enough to be parodied. That's why the guy who has previously DMCA'd at least one detractor video is fine with it.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Everyone in the world who he ever disagreed with is dead in a mass grave or enslaved. Meanwhile, he flies around in a levitation suit like Baron Harkonnen, dictating what everyone is allowed to say or believe. Marvel capeshit viewing is mandatory.

I could imagine in his "superior future" him being that annoying manchild that honestly doesn't do anything besides sitting on his fatass eating cheeseburgers and forcing people that he hates for having different opinions to do his work while starving them to death.

 

[Red Hood]

...oh.

...oh dear.

Now I feel like a degenerate.

Don't worry about that and just focus on the chimpanzee in the deerstalker cap. A monkey that solves crimes?

SOLD.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So I've read the posts about how Bob is a massive MCU fanboy. I've just joined Kiwi Farms by the way, so forgive me for having this be counterproductive. My question is what actually draws Moviebob into the MCU movies? Is it the characters, the mythos, world building, the action, or the humor? I can't figure out why he has a massive love boner to these films. His MCU fetish is more disturbing than Kathy Bates in Misery and its on par with Hollywood's fetish towards Obama.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Feminist.

Yep, not unnerving.

I am one bad day away from shoving a DMZ omnibus up his ass.

I mean, most people don't cause small tremors every time they take a step so...

 

[Flexo]

Yep, not unnerving.

So apparently Bob is ok with COD as long as China does it!

You know I wonder if he's ever realized that the history between his beloved Japan and China is... not so neighborly.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So apparently Bob is ok with COD as long as China does it!

You know I wonder if he's ever realized that the history between his beloved Japan and China is... not so neighborly.

Well he's pretty clueless about history, so I doubt he'll know about it.