Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Forget James Dean, the concept is probably as old as story telling itself. Depending on how define the term of course.

I think of Prince Hal, but even that's probably far from the first.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I got a feeling the reason Bob hates the middle class is because he used to be one and had a horrible experience growing up. Though rather than rising above those conditions, Bob chooses to be lazy and throw a fit on Twitter like a baby.

At least the working class he shits on produce better products than Bob will ever make on YouTube sperging about Mario and Marvel.

If by "horrible experience" you mean "didn't get to play Mario and eat cookies 24/7" then sure. I refuse to believe Bob has faced anything close to actual adversity. He's far too naive to have had any real experience with the world.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I dunno, is he really saying Lucas invented the bad boy image? Edward Cullen is sort of a bitchier, less assured version of the traditional bad boy, isn't he? Maybe he's just saying that the more emotional, tantrum-y sort of bad boy was presaged by Lucas? I find it absurd to think even that was invented in the prequels, though -- Hollywood's been softening up bad boys to make them more palatable for decades. But it's hard to parse exactly what his point is.

Clear writing, thy name is Bob Chipman.

Yeah, George Lucas Pre-empted the fucking Iliad

 

[Godzilla@1989]

If by "horrible experience" you mean "didn't get to play Mario and eat cookies 24/7" then sure. I refuse to believe Bob has faced anything close to actual adversity. He's far too naive to have had any real experience with the world.

Given how much of a fat ass Bob is, he probably ate McDonalds cheeseburgers more than cookies from his mother's jar. Didn't Bob get bullied harshly in high school though, which explains why he's angry as fuck?

 

[LiquidKid]

How is Kylo Ren prequel Anikan done well? Prequel Anikan, the sand hating Monotone crybaby that he was, at least is seen as being good at one point. His character arc was that as a child, he had fear in his heart, which lead to his eventual anger and hatred. Kylo is the hot topic youth that wants to be bad but can’t seem to make the cut because the thought of seeing his own blood scares him

"Who is James Dean?" - "Movie"Bob "Professional" "Film" "Critic"

how in FUCK does anyone who is movie savvy NOT know who james dean is? I can understand your average movie goer not knowing, since he's been dead for more than 60 years, but he is one of the better actors for coming of age movies back then.

I bet you money that he doesn't know who Steve McQueen is either. (Main character in The Great Escape, for those who don't know.). Hell, he probably doesn't even know David Carradine beyond Kill Bill (For martial arts enthusiasts, there was a TV series simply known as Kung Fu, about a wandering Shaolin Monk. It's really great, I'd highly recommend it)

My guess is he saw East of Eden and completely looked over Rebel because “it didn’t have a cause.” That or he didn’t want to risk being able to identify with an angsty teen alpha male when he himself was a lard filled dweeb.

Forget James Dean, the concept is probably as old as story telling itself. Depending on how define the term of course.

Agreed, Gilgamesh can very easily fit the bill as a bad boy by modern accounts when his character is examined.

 

[TheClorax]

How is Kylo Ren prequel Anikan done well? Prequel Anikan, the sand hating Monotone crybaby that he was, at least is seen as being good at one point. His character arc was that as a child, he had fear in his heart, which lead to his eventual anger and hatred. Kylo is the hot topic youth that wants to be bad but can’t seem to make the cut because the thought of seeing his own blood scares him

Just gonna leave this here because I’m too lazy to actually go into the full explanation.

Bob isn’t entirely wrong about Kylo being Anakin done well, but he chose to say it in the most autistic way possible.

 

[Plissken]

Just gonna leave this here because I’m too lazy to actually go into the full explanation.

Bob isn’t entirely wrong about Kylo being Anakin done well, but he chose to say it in the most autistic way possible.

Kylo is still poorly written. He has zero motivation to actually be evil, and killed his dad to prove that he was evil. I am a lore buff of star wars, so I know that the dark side is addicting and yada yada, but he's still a shit villain. You can really tell that Snoke was originally meant to be the big bad.

 

[LiquidKid]

Just gonna leave this here because I’m too lazy to actually go into the full explanation.

Bob isn’t entirely wrong about Kylo being Anakin done well, but he chose to say it in the most autistic way possible.

Not a Star Wars thread, so I’ll just say “I disagree with 80% if that video.” But it had old Commercials and I love commercials, so it gets a pass

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

It is almost cute the way Bob believes that Canada would be a winner in a trade war with the United States, :powerlevel:because I'm Canadian:powerlevel: and I see how fucked this country is because we effectively have Derek Zoolander as our Prime Minister. He tried to lecture the Chinese with his feminist ideology in trade talks with the People's Republic. They laughed in his face and he left without a deal. His "people kind" remark made our country a joke to the entire world, and he had the audacity to tell an amputee veteran that they were, "asking for more than we can give right now."

Then there was his farce of a trip to India last week where he cosplayed in traditional Indian attire and dined with the would-be assassin of an Indian politician (while doing very little government business.) He blamed the Indian government of conspiring against him when the opposition called out on it. Oh, lord and do not get me started on the 2018 budget where "gender equality" was the centrepiece. This government's hatred of oil pipelines effectively cost the country $117 billion according to our former ambassador to the United States, and the Liberals are running high deficits.

If Bob loves the idea of a post-national economy, perhaps he should move to Toronto since Justin Trudeau declared the country (without consulting the Canadian people) a post-national state. Never mind that this country is slowly collapsing because the "Laurentian Consensus" is so out of touch with reality.

Apologies for sperging out, but I thought I should point out how delusional Bob is if he believes that countries like Canada are utopian paradises.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

It is almost cute the way Bob believes that Canada would be a winner in a trade war with the United States, :powerlevel:because I'm Canadian:powerlevel: and I see how fucked this country is because we effectively have Derek Zoolander as our Prime Minister. He tried to lecture the Chinese with his feminist ideology in trade talks with the People's Republic. They laughed in his face and he left without a deal. His "people kind" remark made our country a joke to the entire world, and he had the audacity to tell an amputee veteran that they were, "asking for more than we can give right now."

Then there was his farce of a trip to India last week where he cosplayed in traditional Indian attire and dined with the would-be assassin of an Indian politician (while doing very little government business.) He blamed the Indian government of conspiring against him when the opposition called out on it. Oh, lord and do not get me started on the 2018 budget where "gender equality" was the centrepiece. This government's hatred of oil pipelines effectively cost the country $117 billion according to our former ambassador to the United States, and the Liberals are running high deficits.

If Bob loves the idea of a post-national economy, perhaps he should move to Toronto since Justin Trudeau declared the country (without consulting the Canadian people) a post-national state. Never mind that this country is slowly collapsing because the "Laurentian Consensus" is so out of touch with reality.

Apologies for sperging out, but I thought I should point out how delusional Bob is if he believes that countries like Canada are utopian paradises.

When’s your next election in Canada because I got a feeling there’s going to be a lot of people in Canada voting him out of office.

 

[Flexo]

I think of Prince Hal, but even that's probably far from the first.

Agreed, Gilgamesh can very easily fit the bill as a bad boy by modern accounts when his character is examined.

One can even point out that in the Bible Cain had no problems finding a wife so no, bad boys are not that original.

 

[BR55]

When’s your next election in Canada because I got a feeling there’s going to be a lot of people in Canada voting him out of office.

I'm not a Canadian but 1. Assuming it's not called early 2019 and 2. I would say it's 50/50 right now if he stays or goes.
Also LOL at Bob thinking Canada would win a Trade War with America. Especially considering that America's Economy and Population are both roughly 9-10 times the size of Canada's.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Agreed, Gilgamesh can very easily fit the bill as a bad boy by modern accounts when his character is examined.

Gilgamesh did rape a bunch of women and became friends with a genderless mudhuman, so he's not completely bad.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Well, all your ideas are terrible so...hard pass.

Time to introduce you to Monica Castillo, or as I like to call her "Cubano Lindsay".

And even God hates Beantown.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

What do you think its like, just constantly living life angry at absolutely everything in the word
How do you not just kill yourself or something

Bob just seems like a deeply, deeply unhappy person. He needs a hobby. Build some train models or something like that instead of ranting on twitter all day.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Time to introduce you to Monica Castillo, or as I like to call her "Cubano Lindsay".
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Goingfftopic: For a moment, Pardon my ignorance when I ask with all honesty to her..

I never heard of her in anyway, shape, or form. It seems we are looking to nobodies apparently unless someone corrects me.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Well, all your ideas are terrible so...hard pass.
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Time to introduce you to Monica Castillo, or as I like to call her "Cubano Lindsay".
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And even God hates Beantown.
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So...intentionally piss off the guy who may or may not make it harder for games to be sold to certain age groups.

Awesome plan, Bob.

 

[RockVolnutt]

What do you think its like, just constantly living life angry at absolutely everything in the word
How do you not just kill yourself or something

Bob just seems like a deeply, deeply unhappy person. He needs a hobby. Build some train models or something like that instead of ranting on twitter all day.

He's delusional enough to think he's "young" and the Superior Future is inevitable no matter how much the "Obsolete" delay it for "Americans Who Matter".

 

[Sheryl Nome]

He's delusional enough to think he's "young" and the Superior Future is inevitable no matter how much the "Obsolete" delay it for "Americans Who Matter".

I mean you really would have to be deep in delusion.

Then against this is the guy who thinks Eugenics got a bad rap, but really, who would let this thing reproduce if they can avoid it

 

[HY 140]

bobs being hella