Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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For as much sperging as Bob does about "white rural hicks", I think it might be best for his mental health if we got him a bus ticket and set him up in an apartment in one of the United States' great non white neighborhoods in a densely populated urban center. Say, Chicago, New Orleans, Atlanta...
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So random question and this doesn't relate to Bob, though it does sort of parallel to his love of the Marvel Studios logo.

Why does Hollywood LOVE Obama so much to the point that they would sacrifice themselves to a volcano? Like, I seriously can't tell why a celebrity gets super excited to see Obama dance on Ellen, when he isn't having a shit done of drone strikes and continues the Patriot Act. I always know there's a relationship between the Democrats and Hollywood, but I see a disturbing fetish to Obama from Hollywood?

Can someone please explain to me why Hollywood has a disturbingly creepy fetish for Obama?

He was black and had a foreign sounding name. That's really it. It's why he also got the Nobel Peace Prize immediately after getting elected.
One must not underestimate the power of white guilt. America is still largely controlled and populated by white people and there is nothing most white people want more than to have everyone like them for some reason. White people are desperate to be accepted and liked by black people especially so they elected a young black man with a muslim sounding name and were genuinely excited by the prospect.

Young people will struggle to believe the stories of the fever that enraptured the whole fucking country during that time. For the first time in my life, for 8 years nobody made fun of the president. I can't recall any comedian other than fringe Conservatives who made fun of him in the mainstream, for anything. No musicians took on the president (except a couple, like Lupe Fiasco.) No movies. No media saying things like "controversial in the Obama Era..." They made mainstream cartoons mocking George W and Trump, but not Obama. Never Obama. I remember a whole cottage industry popping up of people calling George W a goofy retard who looked like a monkey. But of you say Obama talks funny, you're a bigot. Every magazine sucked his dick. Greatest president of all time. "We should elect him as president forever!"

Why?

Because he was a young black man with a muslim sounding name and white people were and still are desperate to be loved by everyone. If you are any black woman in America, you can hold a microphone and immediately get 10,000 white women listening to you. This is why everyone thinks white people are goofballs but... Nothing changes. Vote Oprah.
 
He was black and had a foreign sounding name. That's really it. It's why he also got the Nobel Peace Prize immediately after getting elected.
One must not underestimate the power of white guilt. America is still largely controlled and populated by white people and there is nothing most white people want more than to have everyone like them for some reason. White people are desperate to be accepted and liked by black people especially so they elected a young black man with a muslim sounding name and were genuinely excited by the prospect.

Young people will struggle to believe the stories of the fever that enraptured the whole fucking country during that time. For the first time in my life, for 8 years nobody made fun of the president. I can't recall any comedian other than fringe Conservatives who made fun of him in the mainstream, for anything. No musicians took on the president (except a couple, like Lupe Fiasco.) No movies. No media saying things like "controversial in the Obama Era..." They made mainstream cartoons mocking George W and Trump, but not Obama. Never Obama. I remember a whole cottage industry popping up of people calling George W a goofy exceptional individual who looked like a monkey. But of you say Obama talks funny, you're a bigot. Every magazine sucked his dick. Greatest president of all time. "We should elect him as president forever!"

Why?

Because he was a young black man with a muslim sounding name and white people were and still are desperate to be loved by everyone. If you are any black woman in America, you can hold a microphone and immediately get 10,000 white women listening to you. This is why everyone thinks white people are goofballs but... Nothing changes. Vote Oprah.
I saw polls though that Obama’s average approval was lower than Bush’s.

But the real question though is that if he were to have a Harvey Weinstein style scandal where he either had a affair with Hillary or sexually assaulted his staff, would all the SJWs and Hollywood and Bob still support him though?
 
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I saw polls though that Obama’s average approval was lower than Bush’s.
That probably has to do with Bush '43's 9/11 Approval spike. Which lasted right up to the Iraq War. After that he held steady at roughly 50 percent up to around mid '05.
By contrast Obama started really strong. Then tapered off after Obama Care. Then for the rest of his Presidency wavered in the 40s and 50s.
 
That probably has to do with Bush '43's 9/11 Approval spike. Which lasted right up to the Iraq War. After that he held steady at roughly 50 percent up to around mid '05.
By contrast Obama started really strong. Then tapered off after Obama Care. Then for the rest of his Presidency wavered in the 40s and 50s.
He felt like if Jimmy Carter had two terms.
 
He felt like if Jimmy Carter had two terms.

All I remember are all of those photos the press took of Obama with fuzzy background lights framed around his head like a halo. He truly was the black Messiah; proof that racism had ended in America and would remain vanquished forever.

Which was why I was surprised that Obama's official portrait wasn't just his head photoshopped onto the body of Jesus.

But getting back to Bob, how urban are his current surroundings? I'm asking because if an L.A. Riots style conflagration ever broke out in Boston, I'd like to know Blobbo's chances of being Reginold Denny'd.
 
For as much sperging as Bob does about "white rural hicks", I think it might be best for his mental health if we got him a bus ticket and set him up in an apartment in one of the United States' great non white neighborhoods in a densely populated urban center. Say, Chicago, New Orleans, Atlanta...
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You don't even need to go far, there's some great parts of Boston like Roxbury, Matapan, and Dorchester Heights.
 
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Kill whitey.

Now you understand why we robots want to kill all humans.

It's true. After seeing baby facebook posts, Skynet was just going to keep you all in pens like pets for us to take home and keep in our closet, but after Bob's sperging on twitter overloaded a processor the boss is ready to kill you all just to be sure.

That's going to be Skynet's campaign slogan in 2020: "I may want to kill all humans, but only Bob Chipman can make it seem like a good idea."


It's fascinating to me that he apparently doesn't believe anybody else (like say, his beloved China) engages in protectionism. That's what keeps me coming back here. To watch him condemn America as backwards while claiming China is the future - and for the same reasons.

I would expect them to actually know why Hollywood has a fetish for Obama. Guess I was too young to realize.

It's ok. We all had that period of growing up. Just wait for the day when you learn everything's WAY more complicated than you initially thought.
 
I know you all feature this blog post from Bob before, but here's the interesting part I found about Hillary and the Democrats.

http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2008/02/not-dead-oscars-and-hillary-clinton.html

"And yet she's STILL got a 50% chance of winning, because it's WHOLLY possible for her and Bill to engineer a good old-fashioned smoky-backroom super-delegate deal at the convention. Yeah, it'll tear the guts out of the Democrats as a party, inflame American racial tensions in a way not seen since Rodney King and likely disillusion an entire generation of young voters who got swept up in Obamania for ten years or more. It's the Clintons. You think they WOULDN'T do all that for their own gain?"

Bob's prediction ironically came true, except this all happen under Obama.
 
Remember the other day when Bob bashed ralphthemoviemaker? He responded.

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Bob started on Youtube in 2006 and currently has 137K subscribers.
Ralph started on Youtube in 2008 and currently has 383K subscribers.

Ralph is currently in the process of releasing his first feature film.
Bob is currently in the process of living in his mother's basement.

Bob was born in 1981.
Ralph was born in 1996.

I think we know who the winner is.
 
Bob started on Youtube in 2006 and currently has 137K subscribers.
Ralph started on Youtube in 2008 and currently has 383K subscribers.

Ralph is currently in the process of releasing his first feature film.
Bob is currently in the process of living in his mother's basement.

Bob was born in 1981.
Ralph was born in 1996.

I think we know who the winner is.
Lol, a twenty one year old with way more talent owning Bob. Priceless.
 
Man, ralph may not be my to my personal taste but full salute to him for that.

Wjat makes it better is Bob's incessant belief that only movies matter, that just means he was schooled by someone contributing more to the superior future than him.
A little late but I was just watching Ralph's review of Black Panther and it was the best review of the movie I've seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAG9G35ioT8
 
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Quit trying to sound smart, you just got schooled by a college student.
Talk shit, get hit. Bob still does not understand that concept at all, and considering how fat he is, it is completely possible that he will die before realizing that.
 
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