Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Here's the thing though, these blockbusters aren't actually making anything new. Black Panther is built on the MCU which itself was made from long running comic series. The Last Jedi is leeching off the original Star Wars trilogy. Fembusters cannibalized the orginal Ghostbusters. Etc, etc.

These films are not culturally significant because they have no identity of their own. They can only live in the shadows of their predecessors. In forty years nobody will talk about TLJ like they are talking about A New Hope today.
Worst of all, the MCU and new Star Wars movie don't have creative risks from directors that would make them original and stand out from the rest. Kathleen Kennedy and Kevin Feige basically the directors for their respective franchises. I wished Black Panther would have had more vision from Ryan Coogler rather than having Kevin Feige telling him and other filmmakers what do to.
 
He's an anti-social justice YouTuber.
But you could throw a dime into s crowd and likely hit an anti-sjw YouTuber, they’re the angry critics of the current moment in time. Surely Bob has better things to do than go ape over all of them(then again, Bob’s life is the biggest proof that god either doesn’t exist, or hates us all.)
 
He's an anti-social justice YouTuber.

A pro-GamerGate one who also seduced Laci Green to the Dark Side of "being willing to talk with the other side instead advocating nothing less than shooting them on sight is tantamount to condoning genocide of marginalized people".
 
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A pro-GamerGate one who also seduced Laci Green to the Dark Side of "being willing to talk with the other side instead advocating nothing less than shooting them on sight is tantamount to condoning genocide of marginalized people".
I haven’t heard that name in a LONG time now
 
But you could throw a dime into s crowd and likely hit an anti-sjw YouTuber, they’re the angry critics of the current moment in time. Surely Bob has better things to do than go ape over all of them(then again, Bob’s life is the biggest proof that god either doesn’t exist, or hates us all.)
Chris once made a video taking the piss out of Bob. Apparently this rustled the jimmies of either Bob or one of his retarded fans so much they got the video flagged and taken down.
 
Sperging about Death Wish.
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Y'know, I was on the fence over Death Wish, but I think I want to see it now thanks to Bob.
 
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I'm sure Bob hasn't sperged about Baker because like most Massachusetts Republicans, Baker isn't really all that conservative.

Then again, who is Bob to actually do any research on someone or something?
I know Massachusetts Republicans are more Moderate then the National GOP but...Do you really think that matters to a diehard Democrat/Left Wing Tribalist like Bob? A Massachusetts Republican is still a Republican.
But that reminds me. When you think about it quite a few of Bob's "Superior" Blue States are ruled or have been ruled recently by Republicans.
Illinois has Bruce Rauner. Massachusetts has Charlie Baker. Maryland has Larry Hogan. Vermont has Phil Scott. As recently as '06 New York had George Pataki. And as Recently as 2010 California had Arnold the Governator.
Just some fun little facts to keep in mind when ever Bob is sperging about "America That Matters".
 

Uh, heh, it's "circumstances", champ.


Numbername jokes? Really, Bob? Just when I thought you couldn't get any more pathetic. And, really, I didn't because you live in a basement, sleep on a hard memory foam mattress, struggle with relevancy, have diabetes, an obvious eating disorder, powdered knees, and will die alone and unloved, all on top of your being severely autistic.
 
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How in the world is a nation being self-sufficient "an obsolete relic of the 20th century thinking"?

Parasitic individuals want to turn being a parasite into a good thing and this necessarily means that self-sufficience and hard work must be made wrong. If Bob actually understood Ayn Rand, he'd know this but his appetite for gibs and deep fried twinkies wins out over his principles
 
Y'know, I was on the fence over Death Wish, but I think I want to see it now thanks to Bob.
I'd nix it just because Willis is a poor replacement for the scowling awesome that was Bronson.

But holy fuck, Bob is literally able to weave a tale of bullshit out of the most cynical of cash grabs as opposed to just writing them off as what they fucking are.

I'm in awe.
 
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