Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Kyria the Great]

So America That Matters is the one that prioritizes the freedom of illegal immigrant violent criminal and child rapists, right? I mean I assume that's related to the "CA mayor warns criminals about upcoming ICE raids" thing.

It can even go deeper than that. It is sort of what Victor Davis Hanson said about the ignoring of federal immigration law would be like Cody, Wyoming saying that people no longer need to submit to federal background checks to buy a gun because it infringes on their rights so screw the law. Seriously what California is doing is allowing truly dangerous criminals to be harbored in their state with groups that will behead you and peel your face flesh like MS-13. It is very obvious that the only reason the Democrats are fighting so hard to keep illegals is because they want to make them into a straight ticket voting block like Black Americans and probably don't give two shits about their safety, work conditions, their cultural impact of not learning English and assimilating into the general population, and many other things that go into this topic greater.

I truly wonder what Bob would think if illegal immigrants started to pour into his neighborhood how he would react to it?

 

[Gorgar]

Today in "I'm right, you're wrong":
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...That's dumb.
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Don't tell me he's living vicariously through his brother or something.
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Why the fuck is a movie critic participating in a dissuasion for a show for little children?

 

[Maggots on a Train]

So America That Matters is the one that prioritizes the freedom of illegal immigrant violent criminal and child rapists, right? I mean I assume that's related to the "CA mayor warns criminals about upcoming ICE raids" thing.

The America That Matters is all Mexicans & etc... The outmoded worthless America is anybody who wants to earn minimum wage, and not live in an apartment with 12 other adults all sleeping on the floor.

Where Blob thinks he'll fit in in this situation is a mystery. All the internet adbucks will disappear once every spare penny is funnelled back to Guatemala.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Why the fuck is a movie critic participating in a dissuasion for a show for little children?

Come on, by now the answer should be more than obvious.

Spoiler

:autism:

 

[The Wwwyzzerdd]

So a bit :late: to the party, but...

Tonight's one of those nights where you just throw up your hands and go "Sure."
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"A response to the betrayal police" bothers me way too much on a grammatical level.

I've said this a few times in different places; I'm not going to rag on anybody for being excited for Ready Player One. I personally couldn't finish the book after reading Snow Crash, it felt like I was reading fan fiction, but I'm glad so many people are hyped for it. Enjoy what you like.

I'm not sure the time line of events, but the one 'episode' of the game over eater I watched years ago was all about the peach damsel trope. He went on about "Peach is the ruler of a kingdom, all by herself and it's doing pretty well". I could be remembering that part wrong. His main defense of Mario as pro feminist was the character of Rosalina. "She's the mother of the cosmos, she's basically god. That sounds pretty feminist to me."
What a fucking bloated gasbag.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Has anyone seen any reviews of A Wrinkle in Time? I haven't seen anything from Bob about it and so far I heard mixed reactions on social media after the premiere.

 

[Rekkington]

Being fiercely pro-union is a pretty standard left wing talking point. Bob likes to parrot such things to keep up his "liberal cred" or some dumb shit.

While I'm thinking about it, here's a question for you, Kiwis. Is Bob a crazy man with insane facistic beliefs who uses standard liberal/Democrat talking points to fit in with that crowd or is he a bog standard Democrat who makes up all this crap to sound like he's above all that but comes off as a fascist because of how stupid he is? I used to think it was the latter, but now I lean towards it being the former. Opinions?

A little of both. As I mentioned somewhere else, he hates "bullies." He has the same definition of a bully as your standard Gen Xer like David Cross or any of those guys. To them, the worst thing in the world is some Middle-American Christian Republican. They are the height of ignorance, evil, and harm in the world, worse even than the rich. So as long as he believes that he will be aligned with anything and everything the Democrats are aligned with (because they are opposed to Republicans, nothing more) but then also pursue his true inner goal of just genociding them.

With a lot of these guys it traces back to some bad relationship with their family, especially the father. Ultimately he's bound to oscillate between Liberals, Socialists, Antifa, and whoever at that moment is opposed to the Right. Guys like MovieBob don't have virtues or principles, they only have utopias and enemies.

 

[Gordon Cole]

If you like California so much, why don't you move? Maybe you could even get your film career off of the ground.

Well, way to be a "never wrong".

Has anyone seen any reviews of A Wrinkle in Time? I haven't seen anything from Bob about it and so far I heard mixed reactions on social media after the premiere.

I remember Bob retweeted someone who said "Don't make assumptions" once the first reactions came out. Of course the likeliest answer is that Bob and his sempais don't want to admit that Ava DuVernay screwed up her big blockbuster.

 

[Rekkington]

Today in "I'm right, you're wrong":
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Oh shit I get it now, Bob is all about sanctuary laws cause he thinks he can be more socially acceptable as a Fat Mexican.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

If you like California so much, why don't you move? Maybe you could even get your film career off of the ground.
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I hope whoever wins the California election fixes the state after Brown fucked it all up.

I remember Bob retweeted someone who said "Don't make assumptions" once the first reactions came out. Of course the likeliest answer is that Bob and his sempais don't want to admit that Ava DuVernay screwed up her big blockbuster.

I'm starting to see the reviews of the movie and they've been mixed so far. The reviews basically say that it's visually gorgeous and very well-intentioned, but the story is a gigantic mess. That's honestly a same for DuVernay because I actually liked Selma from 2014.

Speaking of DuVernay, I heard she was going to direct Black Panther at one point before she dropped out. Is this true and how would her product be different than the other one Ryan Coogler made?

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Oh shit I get it now, Bob is all about sanctuary laws cause he thinks he can be more socially acceptable as a Fat Mexican.

What about a Japanese sumo wrestler? He's got the gut for one

 

[RockVolnutt]

What about a Japanese sumo wrestler? He's got the gut for one

Sumo wrestlers have a lot of muscle under their fat unlike Bob being pure fat. He'd be a paperweight compared to them.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Totes not a Nazi, folks.

TIL that a video pointing out flaws and using Bob's own words against him is nothing more than a "shitty troll video"

Also, the kissassing is taken up to eleven.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Also, the kissassing is taken up to eleven.
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Who are these people? What kind of brain damage do you need to actively kiss Bob's fat ass like this? How do they not kill themselves by sticking their head in a dryer?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

If you like California so much, why don't you move? Maybe you could even get your film career off of the ground.

I wonder if Bob knows that the streets of San Francisco are littered with syringes and human excrement. That's right, folks. California's home to the biggest literal shithole in the United States. Oh, and let's not forget that Gov. Jerry Brown called a state of emergency because of the Hepatitis A epidemic in the state. My favourite part of the article is this:

The outbreak was caused by strains of the 1B genetic subtype, which is rare in the United States and more commonly found in the Mediterranean and South Africa. It is spread through contact with feces, putting people with inadequate access to sanitation at highest risk.

So this is your promised land, Bob? Where junkies and the homeless shit in the streets and bring sanitation back the freaking Middle Ages?

 

[LiquidKid]

If you like California so much, why don't you move? Maybe you could even get your film career off of the ground.

No! I don’t want Bob anywhere near my state. We have enough problems without that footless blob rolling in

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Who are these people? What kind of brain damage do you need to actively kiss Bob's fat ass like this? How do they not kill themselves by sticking their head in a dryer?

Special needs students are smarter than MovieBob fans, so that should say something.

 

[LiquidKid]

Also, the kissassing is taken up to eleven.
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EDIT: Fuck off Apple and your glitches!

Isn’t the measure of a critic how they do a positive review? It is much more difficult to be objectively positive on something and accurately explain how something was well done.
In fact, the late great Peter O’Toole has a whole monologue about this in Ratatouille
https://youtu.be/Ih6jcKd7VwU

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

...That's dumb.
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Man, it’s almost like it’s a TEASER TRAILER and the voice clueing you in is the point, dumbass. I feel like a “film critic” should know such a simple thing.

 

[RockVolnutt]

TIL that a video pointing out flaws and using Bob's own words against him is nothing more than a "shitty troll video"
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It always sets off my :autism: when the word "troll" is used to describe a "bad guy" or "person who doesn't like me" instead of a trickster of some sort. Even if it was a video of "Bob's a doodoo stinky head. Praise Hitler", that wouldn't be trolling and is just some idiot. Where is the trickery directed towards Bob in that?

I always associate the wrong usage with either someone who's new or someone with a habit of shitting the bed when dealing with people.