Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Yeah I agree, I was just joking with you dude.

I know you were joking with me. Just sperging a bit on my point

 

[RockVolnutt]

Funny, but it's worth pointing out he really isn't useful even as an idiot. His unending vitriol does more to discredit his own side than he'd ever believe. Can you imagine how convenient it is to have someone like him, shrieking about the unevolved Trumpists and Obsolete America?

Of course, he's too fucking stupid for anyone to take seriously, agree or disagree, but this is propaganda we're talking here, not deep thinking.

What makes it sad is those "I'm the dirty fighter you need" and "I'm not a pawn because pawns don't know they're being used" comments he's made in the past.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

What makes it sad is those "I'm the dirty fighter you need" and "I'm not a pawn because pawns don't know they're being used" comments he's made in the past.

so he honestly believes his own side sees him as useful and that he's a member with high rank in the SJW world. What do you think causes him to think this way? Serious question, though as I am pretty curious

 

[Koby_Fish]

so he honestly believes his own side sees him as useful and that he's a member with high rank in the SJW world. What do you think causes him to think this way? Serious question, though as I am pretty curious

you're really going to make me say it, aren't you?

Spoiler: you really should know by now...

:autism: :autism: :autism:

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

hut up, . Also *cough* Mario/Marvel *cough*

When did Bob make that video where he just lists the names of video games for like 10 minutes? Because RPO is basically a whole book's worth of that but not as autistic.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

When did Bob make that video where he just lists the names of video games for like 10 minutes? Because RPO is basically a whole book's worth of that but not as autistic.

Have you read any of RPO?

It is exactly that autistic.

 

[Gordon Cole]

*Sigh* STILL sperging about Lisa Simpson.

Here's a great idea: Lose weight.

Cool knowing Shazam will give you the fuzzie wuzzies.

This is such a fucking reach that it tore my muscle.

lol calm down.

1st off, a piece of news that will bring some happiness to this thread's (least) favorite basement dweller: Mario is officially a plumber again.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nintendo/comments/822ths/japanese_character_description_of_mario_has_been/

Susan Arendt was Bob's editor & boss back at the Escapist, you can find her name on the credits of almost every video he produced , and AFAIK, she's a huge SJW, which makes it very telling that she heavily disagrees with Bob on this.

This means that Bob is literally too exceptional for SJWs, just think about that for a minute.

And she's a troon.

 

[RockVolnutt]

lol calm down.
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....these things have existed for ages. Yes, even on consoles. What's new here?

 

[thismanlies]

lol calm down.

Don't tell me. It'll be a woman who fucked and sucked her way into the gaming industry yet she still won't sleep with Bob.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Believe it or not I have never even touched this guys videos and YouTube is for whatever reason recommending them to me. Go Google.

 

[Mola Ram]

This is such a fucking reach that it tore my muscle.

If you think about it, isn't he defending those execrable Friedberg/Seltzer movies (Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, you know, that garbage)?

I'd love to see the labyrinthine reasoning that lets him put Alice in Wonderland on that pile.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

If you think about it, isn't he defending those execrable Friedberg/Seltzer movies (Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, you know, that garbage)?

I'd love to see the labyrinthine reasoning that lets him put Alice in Wonderland on that pile.

My god, those Friedberg/Seltzer movies were fucking awful and truly capture the worst in 2000s cinema.

And also, A Wrinkle in Time current sits at a 3.1 rating at IMDB and the user score for those wanting to see it has went from 91% to 85% on Rotten Tomatoes, which has the movie at a 44% right now. Guess we can put Ava DuVernay as a one hit wonder director then.

 

[Clay Claymore]

"I watched all 629 episodes of The Simpsons!"

Not Bob-related, but that's a lie if I've every read one.

"This is the beginning of an origin story of a gamedev who will change the industry in 20 years! Remember where you were!”

Remember this moment? This is a video game maker game. He’s acting like this is like 9/11 or something.

Wait...

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

"I watched all 629 episodes of The Simpsons!"

Not Bob-related, but that's a lie if I've every read one.

"This is the beginning of an origin story of a gamedev who will change the industry in 20 years! Remember where you were!”

Remember this moment? This is a video game maker game. He’s acting like this is like 9/11 or something.

Wait...

Keep being dishonest, Bob. Just give the farms more to laugh at you.

 

[Red Hood]

Cool knowing Shazam will give you the fuzzie wuzzies.
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I hate to even make a motion that could be interpreted as being on Bob's side, but the guy using a gif of the best scene of unintentional comedy you could put in a superhero film to defend it as a good movie? Somebody pin one of Chris-Chan's medallions on that man's pasty moob, right away. Citation for dumbass fanboyism above and beyond the call of autismo.

 

[HY 140]

Remember this moment? This is a video game maker game. He’s acting like this is like 9/11 or something.

Wait...

History repeats itself

 

[RockVolnutt]

Between Bob and Brianna Wu, who is worse at faking their expertise on whatever subject currently holds their attention?

 

[Positron]

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WHAT?! He doesn't blame coal-miners for the electricity shortage?!

If you think about it, isn't he defending those execrable Friedberg/Seltzer movies (Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, you know, that garbage)?

I'd love to see the labyrinthine reasoning that lets him put Alice in Wonderland on that pile.

Had he called Don Quixote the 17th century's Ready Player One, I'd have groaned slightly less.

So every author's reimagination of childhood is Ready Player One. I wonder what'd he make of Proust.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Between Bob and Brianna Wu, who is worse at faking their expertise on whatever subject currently holds their attention?

I am going to have to say Brianna Wu because John is extremely lazy and wants to do the bare minimum work so the arguments are going to show. Bob on the other hand at least abuses a thesaurus like a drunk Irishmen would his wife so to the untrained eye gives the illusion of knowledge, even if it is as thin as a cardboard cutout.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I ask this every 300 pages or so, but has Bob ever had sex? Serious question.