Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Kyria the Great]

f course, it isn't Bob without him being a loathsome cunt.

Does the dumb fucker realize that alot of hispanic migrant workers rely on those jobs so you can tell him he is a racist for trying to deprive them of jobs.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Does the dumb fucker realize that alot of hispanic migrant workers rely on those jobs so you can tell him he is a racist for trying to deprive them of jobs.

No, all the white people will die and then we'll have an army of Mexican super programmers who will lead the way to our Superior Future that lacks any nations but has an all-powerful global government because reasons. Illegal immigrants will no way be disadvantaged by robots.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

No, all the white people will die and then we'll have an army of Mexican super programmers who will lead the way to our Superior Future that lacks any nations but has an all-powerful global government because reasons. Illegal immigrants will no way be disadvantaged by robots.

but what about the robots? We can't be racist against them now can we?

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Does the dumb fucker realize that alot of hispanic migrant workers rely on those jobs so you can tell him he is a racist for trying to deprive them of jobs.

He doesn't do research. He's just too into his fucking farts to even see the other side. The superior future needs to be built around someone's misery.

 

[RockVolnutt]

He doesn't do research. He's just too into his fucking farts to even see the other side. The superior future needs to be built around someone's misery.

I'm always astonished at people who love both mechanization and cheap illegal immigrant labor. There is only one logical outcome there because these ideas can't co-exist.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Talking about the Obama-Netflix deal the only way he can.
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Of course, it isn't Bob without him being a loathsome cunt.
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Okay, that Obama-Netflix is going to be cancer to the fucking extreme, yet people like Bob will kiss his ass like always because he's black.

And also, Bob doesn't know shit about farming, except when the farmers making the food required to make his greasy cheeseburgers he shoves down his fat ass at McDonalds while playing his Happy Meal toys like the fucking baby he is.

No seriously, the way he behaves and talks and whines, Bob is literally a fucking baby.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I'm always astonished at people who love both mechanization and cheap illegal immigrant labor. There is only one logical outcome there because these ideas can't co-exist without serious issues.

Though Bob's worldview requires a two-tiered society with a minority of haves on the coast and the vast majority have nots which are mostly minorities that get UBI to placate them enough to prevent them for going to cause mass riots.

 

[Red Hood]

Has Bob been tweeting about "Annihilation" at all? That should be right up his alley, right? Or are he and his ilk manchildren who are too autistic to enjoy anything that isn't "Geek culture" IP?

(yea, I recently watched the HITB for it)

To quote Jay:

"Annihilation isn't a reboot, or a remake, and it's not based on a comic book. It's based on a book. But not a fucking comic book. It's slow, and tense, and intelligent, and doesn't treat its audience like idiots."

Doesn't sound like it's up Bob's alley at all. There's no merch to shill, after all!

 

[Godzilla@1989]

To quote Jay:

"Annihilation isn't a reboot, or a remake, and it's not based on a comic book. It's based on a book. But not a f***ing comic book. It's slow, and tense, and intelligent, and doesn't treat its audience like idiots."

Doesn't sound like it's up Bob's alley at all. There's no merch to shill, after all!

Well those kinds of movies make him think, hence why he doesn't care for it.

Here's a criteria for a Moviebob approved movie

• Must be made by Marvel Studios and/or Disney
• Must feature witty jokes every five seconds
• Main cast has to have no white men to make it "diverse"
• Must have colorful CGI that looks like shit out of a Uwe Bool movie
• Must be a politically correct SJW propaganda whose ideology aligns with Bob Chipman's politics
• Has to have a shallow story so Bob can pull some bullshit meaning out of his sticky ass to make him seem like he has deep analysis to the film and make him look smart
• Can feature any dudebros
• Must paint Republicans as evil motherfuckers and confusing the liberal side as the good side.

That's his criteria to how he reviews movies honestly.

 

[Adamska]

It's pretty obvious why Blob is sucking Shazaam's dick so hard despite his tribalistic autism over a movie from literally a decade ago that was praised by some guys; the still of the film makes it look like a children's movie and he's emotionally 4.

 

[Red Hood]

I'm always astonished at people who love both mechanization and cheap illegal immigrant labor. There is only one logical outcome there because these ideas can't co-exist.

These are the same people that invented slavery, basically. "Well, someone has to work...but it ain't gonna be me!"

I ask this every 300 pages or so, but has Bob ever had sex? Serious question.

Less than Russel Greer, certainly. Does Bob even have the stamina to get through those two pumps?

 

[Pokemonquistador]

These are the same people that invented slavery, basically. "Well, someone has to work...but it ain't gonna be me!"


Less than Russel Greer, certainly. Does Bob even have the stamina to get through those two pumps?

I think at one time he *shudder* claimed to be part of a threesome. The other two partners were most likely a pair of whales at the Boston Zoo whose tank he snuck into one night after hours, but he definitely claims to have experienced group sex of some sort. He also mentioned once in a tweet that he was dating (an activity which most likely consisted of him looking down at a salesgirl's cleavage until she looked up and met eyes with him, at which point Bob sprinted for the nearest door, hitting said door hard enough on the way out to put a dent in it.)

 

[Red Hood]

I think at one time he *shudder* claimed to be part of a threesome. The other two partners were most likely a pair of whales at the Boston Zoo whose tank he snuck into one night after hours, but he definitely claims to have experienced group sex of some sort. He also mentioned once in a tweet that he was dating (an activity which most likely consisted of him looking down at a salesgirl's cleavage until she looked up and met eyes with him, at which point Bob sprinted for the nearest door, hitting said door hard enough on the way out to put a dent in it.)

Of all the things you just said, the only part I have difficulty believing is Bob sprinting. He might try but...most of us at a walking pace, barefoot on a sea of legos could keep up with a sprinting Bob.

 

[Brother Wind]

Talking about the Obama-Netflix deal the only way he can.
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Of course, it isn't Bob without him being a loathsome cunt.
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Except the fat dickhead forgets middle America grows more fields, not orchards. We already have a lot of automation because we need to feed the goddamn American population.

I mean its astounding how someone so motherfucking stupid gets a platform. He's Pavlovian. He hears a word and he immediately reacts in the exact same way. Someone should tweet at him "Middle America automates black genocide" and he'd hurt himself trying to figure out what condescending shit to say.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

because he's broke at the moment?

You know, that brings up a good question: what exactly are Bob's finances like? He seems to rely on everyone else for a lot of things in his life (like using a family members Netflix). He lives in his parents basement, even if they are charging him some form of rent it's probably not all that much.

Where's his money actually going? Healthcare costs? Food? Fan memorabilia and collectibles?

 

[Bungleboy]

You know, that brings up a good question: what exactly are Bob's finances like? He seems to rely on everyone else for a lot of things in his life (like using a family members Netflix). He lives in his parents basement, even if they are charging him some form of rent it's probably not all that much.

Where's his money actually going? Healthcare costs? Food? Fan memorabilia and collectibles?

Chicken Nuggets and gaming chairs that inevitably explode into shrapnel the moment he puts weight on them

 

[Gordon Cole]

Jesus Christ, he's so incapable of admitting it sucks.

These feel like the kind of books he'd read as an adult.

Paddington is too tense for him? Fucking Paddington?

"But I can't think of a way to *actually* wound the superhero "trend" than trying to sell people on stuff like BLOODSHOT..."

Well now I can't wait for Bloodshot.

 

[Mola Ram]

These feel like the kind of books he'd read as an adult.

Good lord, I haven't even thought of The Owlstone Crown since I was, I dunno, 14? It was a marvelous little fantasy, sort of like A Wrinkle in Time before the forces of wokeness ass-raped it.

God only knows what sort of violations Bob would visit upon it. (I'm having a hard enough time coping with Jack Black in The House with a Clock in Its Walls, thankyouverymuch.)

I wonder if he'd insist the teacher in My Teacher Is an Alien be played by a Mexican.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Jesus Christ, he's so incapable of admitting it sucks.
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Then you're a complete fucking idiot. The source material has been deemed UNFILMABLE because of how ambitious it it. The examples you mentioned could be achieved since it had some sense of reality on them. A wrinkle in time has none. So to think like that just shows how awful you are in your job.

 

[Bungleboy]

Seeing a total smoothbrain like Bob try to mock something as being stupid and lowbrow is the height of irony