Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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MightyBiteySnake said:
“Those stupid poor people I hate and never offered to help made me lose!” is certainly a great look for the Clinton family and the Democratic Party!

Sure she’d lose the political influence of the Clinton name, but at least Bob could never cheat on her.
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And also, blaming Russia, FBI, James Comney, Obama (for apparently not doing enough for her), Fox News, Alex Jones, Bernie Sanders, Wikileaks, Sanders voters (doesn't make sense since she fucked him over hard during the primary with the DNC on her back), the list goes on and on and on.

To be honest, Bob would be the beta cuck husband to Hillary and will agree with her on anything.
 
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"How dare people disagree with me and my sempais!"
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Julian Assange salt.
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Wow, it's almost like those were unrealistic expectations, Bob!
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More Ready Player One hater shaming.
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It still sounds terrible either way.
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There's more shit ideas.
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Nice photo, asshole.
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A Random said:
How can someone miss the point of Dirty Harry so hard in that mock that even the uncultured plebes who never saw it feel it's off-putting?
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This same person also missed the point of why Austin Powers is both British and dresses/acts like it was still the sixties (and instead pitches a movie reboot that pushes his own agenda rather than parody spy movies or even be an entertaining movie).
 
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Dicaprio Delorean said:
I have never seen Bob this angry at a dumb movie than he was with Pixels, why are him and other fools with no life treating this movie like its a hate crime on fandoms and shit
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I mean, I hated the book myself but this movie raking in two billion dollars is now my second biggest Hollywood wish, right behind James Gunn being tabbed to direct Boyz in the Hood II: Montana Meth.
 
Can someone explain what Ready Player One is and what is Bob's fixation on it? I have no interest in it because what I'm gathering from people talking about it is it's some adaptation of a book that's about """video games""" in that cheesy "doesn't actually know what they're on about" way that you see in things like Captain N and Bob is drawn to it because he wants it to lecture people on why people who play video games are bad people because it validates his bullshit which he can use to beat people over the head with.
 
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Can someone explain what Ready Player One is and what is Bob's fixation on it? I have no interest in it because what I'm gathering from people talking about it is it's some adaptation of a book that's about """video games""" in that cheesy "doesn't actually know what they're on about" way that you see in things like Captain N and Bob is drawn to it because he wants it to lecture people on why people who play video games are bad people because it validates his bullshit which he can use to beat people over the head with.
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Basic it's Snow Crash: 80's Pop Culture Reference Mad Libs edition. Have you seen the RedLetterMedia review of Rogue One where they spend a few minutes mocking people that sperg about the things they recognize as references to previous Star Wars films? It's pretty much Jay's "I clapped! I clapped when I saw it!" for people that want their nostalgia validated wrapped up in a pretty bog standard Chosen One hero story, or something. I read 30 pages before returning it to the library.
 
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The Shadow said:
Basic it's Snow Crash: 80's Pop Culture Reference Mad Libs edition. Have you seen the RedLetterMedia review of Rogue One where they spend a few minutes mocking people that sperg about the things they recognize as references to previous Star Wars films? It's pretty much Jay's "I clapped! I clapped when I saw it!" for people that want their nostalgia validated wrapped up in a pretty bog standard Chosen One hero story, or something. I read 30 pages before returning it to the library.
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So....I hit the nail on the head about it being just one more piece of media centered around "video games" created by someone who has no understanding of what they're talking about beyond brand names?
 
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Eh, Cline might be a massive nerd who just can't express himself outside that stupid 'SEAL CLAPPING HONK HONK HONK' way about his references, but sure.

What did Bob have to say on Wreck-It Ralph? Pretty sure he didn't whine as hard and that movie didn't even dare to have Mario.
 
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