Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jetpack Himmler]

Fortunately, we can take solace in the fact that due to his appearance, living accommodations, his career choice, and most importantly his attitude, will never get to even touch a woman in an intimate way.

Don't forget body odour. Bob looks like the kind of guy who never touched a bar of deodorant in his life.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Don't forget body odour. Bob looks like the kind of guy who never touched a bar of deodorant in his life.

Oh boy. Do you have any idea just how awful he must smell? Being morbidly obese already makes you smell worse, but then he's probably sweating all the time because he's a diabetic. Throw in factors like him not being able to bathe properly because he's so huge, he probably smells worse then a fish market at the height of summer.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Oh boy. Do you have any idea just how awful he must smell? Being morbidly obese already makes you smell worse, but then he's probably sweating all the time because he's a diabetic. Throw in factors like him not being able to bathe properly because he's so huge, he probably smells worse then a fish market at the height of summer.

Somewhere in Boston Harbour...
"Phew! What's that smell, dead fish?"
"No. Bob Chipman."

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

As a wasteland ghoul with a blue collar job, who fixes computers on the side. It pleases me to my core that he's gotta wait a couple days for a diagnosis.

As a wasteland ghoul with an IT degree, I am pleased that Bob's computer kicked the bucket.

 

[Positron]

It is obvious to me that his computer has been hacked by Russians; it will not get well unless Trump is successfully impeached

Anyone see Moviebob's Pacific Rim 2 review? The beginning is hilarious. He belts out a bunch of butchered Mandarin in hopes to get back pats from Chinese viewers. How would the Chinese viewers actually react to this?

Google-translate Chinese.
His intonation starts off OK but deteriorates to garbage by the third sentence.

And strangely, his speaking garbled Chinese is the most tolerable part of the video, because it makes him speak slowly.

How many non-English speaking foreigners or women do you think watch him?

Considering he couldn't find a native Chinese speaker to give his script a look-over, take a guess?

 

[Flexo]

So apparently someone made a toyline based on bob.

(What was hanging below only sweetened the parallels)

Anyone see Moviebob's Pacific Rim 2 review? The beginning is hilarious. He belts out a bunch of butchered Mandarin in hopes to get back pats from Chinese viewers. How would the Chinese viewers actually react to this? They would probably think the "stereotypical fat American gaijin hamburger" with an advertisement on his shirt would be hilarious. If Bob's videos aren't banned in China that is.

No spoilers, but once the rest of y'all see PRU we're going to have a rich source of bob/newt/kaiju jokes.

 

[RockVolnutt]

As a wasteland ghoul with an IT degree, I am pleased that Bob's computer kicked the bucket.

You'd think a man of Superior intellect would understand the basics of maintaining computer hardware. It's simple stuff.

 

[Kyria the Great]

You'd think a man of Superior intellect would understand the basics of maintaining computer hardware. It's simple stuff.

Well he probably got it from either pirating games, porn, or trying to be a hoverhand trying to save a Nigerian Princess, my thoughts are on the last one.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

"I'm Not Exactly Unfamiliar with Being Disliked"
~Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Wow, even the people behind Night in the Woods want nothing to do with Bob.

The night in the woods devs are far left as fuck from my interactions with them.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Well, his reputation precedes him.

And insult to injury.

 

[RockVolnutt]

And insult to injury.
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Wasn't he sick like two weeks ago?

 

[Red Hood]

Well, his reputation precedes him.
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And insult to injury.
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The "Have we met" shit is pretty fucking stupid. Bob criticizes people he hasn't met constantly. Why aren't other people allowed to do the same to Bob? I mean it is a waste of time lavishing any attention on Bob, but in theory, what makes him so special? Eating 9000 calories in a day does not make you special.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

You'd think a man of Superior intellect would understand the basics of maintaining computer hardware. It's simple stuff.

ah, but true intellectuals always get other people to do the lowly practical tasks

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Wasn't he sick like two weeks ago?

He's sick almost every week. What do you expect when he maintains his health in the most shitty way imaginable? An AIDS patient has a better immune system then him.

 

[Bungleboy]

Most people would, after getting sick a lot, consider changing their diet.

Moviebob stays the course, eating enough to feed African villages while calling for genocide on twitter

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Everyone I don't like is a stupid crook!"

Well, your followers vote bombed Screwattack so...

My kingdom for Chris Evans to get #MeTooed.

Still has better taste than you.

I'm not sure what's worse; being caught in a mass shooting, or being rescued by Bob.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

"Everyone I don't like is a stupid crook!"
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Well, your followers vote bombed Screwattack so...
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My kingdom for Chris Evans to get #MeTooed.
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Still has better taste than you.
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I'm not sure what's worse; being caught in a mass shooting, or being rescued by Bob.
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I don't know, Bob rescuing you from a mass shooting and dying from bullet wounds seems like a good way to go out for him

 

[Flexo]

I'm not sure what's worse; being caught in a mass shooting, or being rescued by Bob.

What kind of trouble is going to be in f'ing boston???

Actually I can imagine it now.

"I've been shot!"
*car screeches to a halt - door opens*
"Don't worry, citizen. It is I, Bob Chipman, here to help you."
"Somebody shoot me again!"

 

[The Nothingness]

I don't know, Bob rescuing you from a mass shooting and dying from bullet wounds seems like a good way to go out for him

With his size, he could save everyone who is in the line of fire.