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Sperging Player One: Starring MovieBlob and the rest of the anti-gaming spergers.
Hey that would make a great movie parody.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Hey that would make a great movie parody.
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Bob's mad he couldn't find whatever deviant Mario porn he beats it to right away. Maybe the Best Buy people though he'd be better off without it, Bob. Just like he'd be better off eating 1500 calories a day. I'm one of those people that refuses to take advice from people that don't have their own shit in order, which is why it's so funny to me that Bob spergs about his superior future.
Okay, Bob, if you're shittalking Gatsby...I didn't think I could hate this man anymore but that's legitimately one of my favorite novels. Bob's just jealous because the book describes extravagant parties of the kind that one needs actual friends to be invited to.
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Okay, Bob, if you're shittalking Gatsby...I didn't think I could hate this man anymore but that's legitimately one of my favorite novels. Bob's just jealous because the book describes extravagant parties of the kind that one needs actual friends to be invited to.
You forget that Bob is such a "superior" person that any party that he is unfortunately invited to takes McDonald's chicken nuggets to, because white trash.
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If the film under-preforms or full on bomb Blob with blame the angry gamers and film Twitter for all the piss and vinegar leading up to it's release day. It's not because the movie itself doesn't look very interesting, nerds just don't understand good filmmaking. Unlike Chad Blob
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History sperging.
Oh, I guess he knows literature now.
Hey, remember when he said that retweeting fast food accounts were bad?
Oh, I guess he knows literature now.
Hey, remember when he said that retweeting fast food accounts were bad?
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Try to imagine Blob saying that in his revved up Youtube motormouth. That is what plays over the loudspeakers in Hell 24 hours a day.
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Basically what I got from Bob's post is "I don't give a shit if the Democrats fuck you over on jobs and healthcare, vote for them or my feelings will be hurt and will whine and bitch on Twitter during the duration of the Republic presidency!".
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This really highlights how incredibly ignorant and naive movieblob is.
He has a superficial understanding of politics and government (pretty much everything really) as can be seen by his continued insistence Hillary lost due to Russian gamergaters.
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What did you expect from someone who thinks Mario is his friend and blowing Marvel’s dick?
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That goes to show how immature Bob really is as :powerlevel:I believed Mickey Mouse was my friend when I was four-years-old.:powerlevel: Remember how I said that Bob views science as quasi-magical? His views on government are the same as he believes that societal problems can simply be legislated away and that it is Republicans are the one thing that come between Bob and his utopia. Hence his desire for a one-party state despite history showing us that is not an optimal outcome.
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Keep your filthy fat hands off Fallout, you jaundiced grotesquerie.
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Click the little film strip on the toolbar and paste your link.
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Here's something I never noticed before: why does Bob's beard cover so little of his face? While it covers the area around his mouth, he has nothing else on his face. It only covers his neck area.
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If only there was some sort of word for that kind of thing
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It's probably due to how much fat he has gotten over the years from eating and not exercising regularly like he should.
To be honest though, I think his face when shaved looks more hideous than he already is. Just look at this and tell me he looks ugly as fuck.
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I hope it's not lost on anyone that Beardless Bob resembles Wayne Knight.It's probably due to how much fat he has gotten over the years from eating and not exercising regularly like he should.
To be honest though, I think his face when shaved looks more hideous than he already is. Just look at this and tell me he looks ugly as fuck.
Everytime I see his face I want to say an annoyed, "HELLO, CHIPMAN."
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