Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Plissken]

I hope it's not lost on anyone that Beardless Bob resembles Wayne Knight.

Everytime I see his face I want to say an annoyed, "HELLO, CHIPMAN."

"Don't get cheap on me, Trump"

 

[RockVolnutt]

It's probably due to how much fat he has gotten over the years from eating and not exercising regularly like he should.

To be honest though, I think his face when shaved looks more hideous than he already is. Just look at this and tell me he looks ugly as fuck.

The face of the Übermensch.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The face of the Übermensch.

More like the face of a child molester.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

More like the face of a child molester.

Face of the sugar blob if you ask me

 

[GeePee]

I hope it's not lost on anyone that Beardless Bob resembles Wayne Knight.

Everytime I see his face I want to say an annoyed, "HELLO, CHIPMAN."

you are mixing Seinfield with Movie Bob.Seinfield has more dignity than that,man...

 

[Red Hood]

you are mixing Seinfield with Movie Bob.Seinfield has more dignity than that,man...

But keep in mind "No hugging, no learning" was one of the writers' mottos on Seinfeld. And Bob ain't learning anything, and certainly no one is hugging him.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

But keep in mind "No hugging, no learning" was one of the writers' mottos on Seinfeld. And Bob ain't learning anything, and certainly no one is hugging him.

That would require a hazmat suit.

 

[elder god]

*Cough* Nazi Supergirl *Cough*

As opposed to tweeting at 6AM about how "weirdos" on the Internet don't think like you so therefore they are wrong. Also, even as skimpy as the old design for Ms Marvel was, at least it had style, the new costume makes her look like a Superman wannabe with no cape.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Off topic, but I have here Red Letter Media's review of Freddy Got Fingered, which Tom Green's character reminds me of Bob.

Anyone else think that Bob and the Tom Green character have something in common, aside from being basement dwellers?

 

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Anyone else think that Bob and the Tom Green character have something in common, aside from being basement dwellers?

Did Bob jack an elephant off once?

 

[RockVolnutt]

Did Bob jack an elephant off once?

If it was physically possible for Bob to reach his own penis then you can argue he is the elephant...

 

[Godzilla@1989]

If it was physically possible for Bob to reach his own penis then you can argue he is the elephant...

Given how fat he is, his penis is probably buried deep.

 

[QB 290]

As opposed to tweeting at 6AM about how "weirdos" on the Internet don't think like you so therefore they are wrong. Also, even as skimpy as the old design for Ms Marvel was, at least it had style, the new costume makes her look like a Superman wannabe with no cape.

He could mention how she has zero personality either, but you know, for a typical beta male, Being a strong independent woman is only important to him if it's skin deep

 

[Zaryiu]

The face of the Untermensch.

FTFY

 

[RockVolnutt]

FTFY

I'm blocking you, Friendo. I hope the world government's Disney's Marvel's The Avengers robot cops beat you back to the Inferior Past you came from. It will be your hamartia for not embracing Superiority over Inferiority. Heil Mario!

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

If it was physically possible for Bob to reach his own penis then you can argue he is the elephant...

Given how fat he is, his penis is probably buried deep.

Bob probably has not seen his penis in years, which means it's probably legally dead.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob probably has not seen his penis in years, which means it's probably legally dead.

Missing, NOT in action.

 

[Rekkington]

Off topic, but I have here Red Letter Media's review of Freddy Got Fingered, which Tom Green's character reminds me of Bob.

Anyone else think that Bob and the Tom Green character have something in common, aside from being basement dwellers?

fuck you, gord was way better and more likable than bob

 

[Flexo]

fuck you, gord was way better and more likable than bob

I dunno... Gord thought he was funny and Bob thinks he's intelligent.

Tough call.

Gord did get to touch a woman.

Judges give it to Gord.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I dunno... Gord thought he was funny and Bob thinks he's intelligent.

Tough call.

Gord did get to touch a woman.

Judges give it to Gord.

I would say Gord at least attempts to reconnect with his father.

Bob never cared about his dad dying since he was too busy sperging about fucking Justice League out of all things.