Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

However should it do so the bob would very quickly learn to be careful what he wished for. As he realizes a vr mario and a non white as leader doesnt mean shit if the world sucks, their's no work and no one loves you.

How's that different from Bob now?

Spoiler: offtopic

I can't find the study, so you don't need to take my word for it.
I once saw a study about the advertisements used by both parties(Trump and Hillary) and the study found that while both sides had ads that attacked the other person, trump had (as a percentage) more ads talking about policies and things he want to do as president rather than attacks on the other candidate, which I believe contributed significantly to his victory.

I think we talked about it earlier on this thread but did you see the exercise a guy put together where he recreated one of the Trump/Hilliary debates with gender flipped actors (so the man acted like Hilliary, the woman like Trump).

It's not a story the Bob would tell you...

"provable, tested solutions"?

I'd like to see Bob's work on that. ("our climate was changing but this device stopped it!")

 

[Tetra]

I think we talked about it earlier on this thread but did you see the exercise a guy put together where he recreated one of the Trump/Hilliary debates with gender flipped actors (so the man acted like Hilliary, the woman like Trump).

It's not a story the Bob would tell you...

I did see that, more people picked woman trump.
Pretty weird.
I wish people like bob could just admit it was a badly ran campaign and that she made a lot of mistakes.
For someone that think he belongs in the upper-class of a superior future he sure doesn't care about policy or points a lot.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I wish people like bob could just admit it was a badly ran campaign and that she made a lot of mistakes.
For someone that think he belongs in the upper-class of a superior future he sure doesn't care about policy or points a lot.

I heard Robby Mook was responsible in the failed strategies Hillary used, but I'm not sure what is was. Could anyone explain to me his role in her campaign?

 

[Gordon Cole]

So, a factory worker's kid kicked his ass growing up?

 

[cypocryphy]

The Quran is a magic book with a sky king too, right Bob?

 

[Princess Rescuer]

One problem Moviebob has is for someone who hates capitalism and the first world so much, he sure does rely on editing software made possible by those things to make his opinions look better, to the point where he's able to edit himself into talking so fast, no single idea or quote sticks anymore. His active Twitter usage is probably born out of his inability to be subtle or brief in the slightest. And now that he can just run slick trailer footage over his opinions and play public domain music over a movie review instead of utilizing some pretty impressive-for-the-late-2000s photoshopping, you can't associate any idea with an image anymore.

All of Moviebob's opinions, reviews, and tweets since 2012 or so just blend together into same-old, same-old fascist sperging, to the point where you can just not watch them and accurately assume they're about hating anyone who's remotely similar to the bullies who beat him up in school, how great left-wing ideologies are, and how Moviebob wishes he were a child in the 1980s again. He hasn't come up with a single original idea in years and probably just wanted to superficially appeal to whatever group he felt he could make easy money off of, to the point where he actually believes their ideologies.

 

[BubbleButt]

Jesus Christ, I never thought I'd agree with Jay Allen but...

Bob finds a way, I guess...

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I heard Robby Mook was responsible in the failed strategies Hillary used, but I'm not sure what is was. Could anyone explain to me his role in her campaign?

He was her campaign manager. As for why his strategies failed, this paragraph from his Wikipedia page sums it up greatly.

It never ceases to amaze me how Bob can just manage to be angry and vitriolic all the goddamn time. Have you ever tried being angry all day? It's fucking exhausting. Although I guess with all them fat stores he's got, he has energy to spare. Which means he's either eating a fuckton to keep his mass up, or being such a massive shitsmear takes no effort at all, and frankly, I'm not sure which is worse.

You have to understand: Bob is not a normal person. His rage issues begin with his mental problems, as he likely has some form of a mental illness that makes him angry and hostile in nature.

On top of that, look at how he lives his life. He has no job, no real social interaction outside his family that likely just puts up with his shit, and is a shut in. That alone would be bad for a person's mental state, but it gets worse. With no responsibilities occupying his time, he just gets to sit in his basement all day thinking about all the ways he's been wronged in life, which just makes him angrier and angrier. He stews about the most petty shit all day everyday.

His anger level is through the roof because he hasn't gotten help for his issues, and he chooses to be a lazy sack of shit.

 

[Positron]

One problem Moviebob has is for someone who hates capitalism and the first world so much

Bob is obviously, hopelessly in the thrall of Capitalism, and he only hates America (because of Trump), not even the First World in general (he loves France and Germany).

 

[Gordon Cole]

Cause disenfranchisement's a step up from eugenicism.

Made your bed, now you gotta sleep in it.

 

[Positron]

Advil does not contain paracetamol (acetaminophen). Dumb fuck.

I recommend you take both alcohol and paracetamol. For someone else I'd say 16 grams of the latter is enough, but you might need 25.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

You have to understand: Bob is not a normal person. His rage issues begin with his mental problems, as he likely has some form of a mental illness that makes him angry and hostile in nature.

*snip*

His anger level is through the roof because he hasn't gotten help for his issues, and he chooses to be a lazy sack of shit.

Or, as the Bechtloff once said, "Being Bob Chipman is both his crime, and his punishment."

I'm not a fan of bullying, having been subjected to it myself, I know the mental and physical damage it can inflict, but for someone to be so awful that it would make me retroactively cheer on his tormentors, that tells you something. I look forward to seeing every one of Bob's dreams crumble to dust in his fat, sausage-y fingers as the rarefied PC environment that led to Obama's Diversitopia gives way to a rising and politically active working class. I look forward to Trump reuniting North and South Korea, bringing industry and livable wages back to normal citizens, and his era widely being hailed as a Golden Age of peace and prosperity, in much the same way Elizabeth the First's era was thought of in Britain. I look forward to the NRA gaining new membership and the Second Amendment becoming as entrenched and untouchable as the Fourteenth. I want to see MovieBob live a good, long life witnessing all of his hopes come to nothing as the irreplaceable years slowly and inexorably scrape past him.

The only way Trump will lose my support is if he fucks up and prevents any of this from coming to pass....

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I'm not a fan of bullying, having been subjected to it myself, I know the mental and physical damage it can inflict, but for someone to be so awful that it would make me retroactively cheer on his tormentors, that tells you something.

The thing is, I'm starting to wonder if Bob actually was bullied. I have a theory that Bob was actually a sociopath in school, and that his behavior alienated him from his classmates. He likely acted extremely smug to them or worse actually threatened them with harm. They in turn rejected him or defended themselves from him, and he interpreted that as him being "bullied for being different".

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I look forward to seeing every one of Bob's dreams crumble to dust in his fat, sausage-y fingers as the rarefied PC environment that led to Obama's Diversitopia gives way to a rising and politically active working class.

I’m honestly writing a paper on this and what I want to know how did the SJWs of the rarefied PC environment lead to Obama's Diversitopia? It’s still unclear to me. I feel like Obama had a effect on the SJWs but I can’t find a legit source to back this up.

 

[Doctor Stan]

The thing is, I'm starting to wonder if Bob actually was bullied. I have a theory that Bob was actually a sociopath in school, and that his behavior alienated him from his classmates. He likely acted extremely smug to them or worse actually threatened them with harm. They in turn rejected him or defended themselves from him, and he interpreted that as him being "bullied for being different".

That sounds about right for the guy honestly. He doesn't seem to ever show sympathy aside from his 'protected' people often, and any time he does show sympathy is could just be Blobbo acting as a superficial charmer to try and gain good will from people online. If he is a psychopath, he likely alienated everyone, and that made him mad. But Bob is about as physically fit as my dead grandma, and presumably has always been in terrible shape, so he might have TRIED being a bully, but he's intimidating as the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man so it likely didn't work, and in this fictional situation faced retaliation for being a cunt saw it as bullying or claimed it was such to gain sympathy.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Yep, they're mad it's not about the NRA.

Also, he might be having a heart attack.

 

[Doctor Stan]

Also, he might be having a heart attack.
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I'll try not to get my hopes up

 

[Emperor Julian]

The thing is, I'm starting to wonder if Bob actually was bullied. I have a theory that Bob was actually a sociopath in school, and that his behavior alienated him from his classmates. He likely acted extremely smug to them or worse actually threatened them with harm. They in turn rejected him or defended themselves from him, and he interpreted that as him being "bullied for being different".

I'd say he's more of a narcicist than a sociopath but it could be a little from A and a little from B, I can imagine Bob's nerdy interests, socially awkward manner and deep anger managment issues made him an obvious target while at the same time he probably didnt do himself any favours with the more amicable peers. As has been noted Bobs personality was toxic enough that teachers took notice and tried to help so it's pretty likely he had a real problem from early on (which he resisted and still resents). It is of coarse hard to discern because Bob's a narcisitic asshole so his account of childhood is most likely quite distinct from reality.

 

[Red Hood]

Yep, they're mad it's not about the NRA.
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Also, he might be having a heart attack.
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Bobbo, I may be drunk now but in the morning I'll be sober and you'll still be a fat eugenicist piece of shit.

 

[Flexo]

I'd say he's more of a narcicist than a sociopath but it could be a little from A and a little from B, I can imagine Bob's nerdy interests, socially awkward manner and deep anger managment issues made him an obvious target while at the same time he probably didnt do himself any favours with the more amicable peers. As has been noted Bobs personality was toxic enough that teachers took notice and tried to help so it's pretty likely he had a real problem from early on (which he resisted and still resents). It is of coarse hard to discern because Bob's a narcisitic asshole so his account of childhood is most likely quite distinct from reality.

Exactly. I'm willing to bet if we had some kind of time telescope and could look at the past, we'd see Bob (before he was fat) wandering up to kids like, "Did you know, Mario is from Brooklyn?" Only for the blue-color kids to say, "Nobody cares, Bob!"

Heh, that does make me realize, I wonder if any of his antagonists on twitter have pointed out that if he's so anti-blue color now, then should he love Yoshi's Island since it makes Mario not a blue-color american?