Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

He has to way more then that. Does anyone know how tall he is? That would be a beginning point to determine it. My guess would be that he's slightly over 6'0. If I had to guess his weight from there, I would say he's likely in the mid-300's.

This image would be useful for guessing his exact height. Anita is 5'4".

 

[Godzilla@1989]

This image would be useful for guessing his exact height. Anita is 5'4".

Yeah he looks he's about 6'2.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Alright, so I found an old blog post from him where he claims he's 6'2 (points to @Godzilla@1989 for guessing right). My guess would be that now and days he's clocked in at least 290 pounds at best, more likely he's somewhere in the low 300's.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Alright, so I found an old blog post from him where he claims he's 6'2 (points to @Godzilla@1989 for guessing right). My guess would be that now and days he's clocked in at least 290 pounds at best, more likely he's somewhere in the low 300's.

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Holy shit, George A. Romero was tall.

 

[Lensherr]

His extremely likely autism makes me suspect he was bullied for his obsession with Mario and whatnot as a kid. He has said in the past that he was bullied in grade school but once he had a growth spurt in middle/high school his bullies left him alone. This is also when they started playing video games because the PS1 came out and that's why Bob despises 3d games in general and sports/shooting games in particular.

Parents of bullied children often try and soothe their child's ego by telling them they are bullied because their peers are jealous of them. In practice, this often isn't the case instead of them being bullied for diverging from social norms and the usual cruel humor bullies derive from ostracizing their peers. Kids who subscribe to this attitude often develop a superiority complex and elevate themselves through their victimhood to think they're morally superior for being bullied (sound familiar?).

Spoiler: minor powerlevel

I was fed the same rhetoric by my parents in middle school that I was being bullied because I was smarter than other kids. Fortunately young me was stupid enough to say something along the lines of "you only bully me because you're jealous I get better grades you!" to one of my bullies, only to discover he had nearly the same grades I did. To this day I am grateful that particular illusion was shattered, lest I become the same kind of manchild trapped in middle school that Bob is.

Spoiler: Some more powerleveling

The same thing happened to me when I was in grade school (specifically elementary and middle-school). I was a total jackass with anger issues who'd bitch and moan to no end if things didn't go my way. I always blamed everyone else for my problems and wasn't open to criticism. This led to me losing all my friends and it was only then that I realized that the problem may lie with me. I ended up going to a different high school than my elementary and middle-school peers with a whole new outlook on life, and I credit that to my admittedly very happy and fun high-school experience. Part of the reason I'm so fascinated by cows like Chris and Bob is that they remind me of myself when I was younger and provide a mirror for what I could have been like if I didn't get my shit in order, and make me even more glad that I did.

 

[TheImportantFart]

This image would be useful for guessing his exact height. Anita is 5'4".

Anita's smaller than 5'4". This is her with Stephen Colbert who's 5'11":

I'm also 5'11" and my girlfriend is 5'2" - her head comes up to my chin. That puts Anita's height at about 5'1" - I've also googled this and while there's nothing definite, most sources seem to agree with that estimate. I'd still say the height estimate of 6'2" for Bob is accurate on that basis though.

 

[Mola Ram]

However tall Bob is, it makes me realize I never knew you could stack shit that high.

 

[TheImportantFart]

However tall Bob is, it makes me realize I never knew you could stack shit that high.

Or that wide.

 

[Gordon Cole]

You know what they say if you keep running into assholes...

Good thing screenshots are forever, fatty.

Of course, it wouldn't be Bob taking an L without overcompensation.

Alright, so I found an old blog post from him where he claims he's 6'2 (points to @Godzilla@1989 for guessing right). My guess would be that now and days he's clocked in at least 290 pounds at best, more likely he's somewhere in the low 300's.

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I'm about 6'2'' as well, (give or take a 100+ pound difference between us) and going off a gf who was a similar height, Anita is in the low 5' range. Speaking of, I actually feel bad for Anita having to be nice to Filmrobert in that photo.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Spoiler: Some more powerleveling

The same thing happened to me when I was in grade school (specifically elementary and middle-school). I was a total jackass with anger issues who'd bitch and moan to no end if things didn't go my way. I always blamed everyone else for my problems and wasn't open to criticism. This led to me losing all my friends and it was only then that I realized that the problem may lie with me. I ended up going to a different high school than my elementary and middle-school peers with a whole new outlook on life, and I credit that to my admittedly very happy and fun high-school experience. Part of the reason I'm so fascinated by cows like Chris and Bob is that they remind me of myself when I was younger and provide a mirror for what I could have been like if I didn't get my shit in order, and make me even more glad that I did.

Spoiler: Even more powerleveling

I myself was bullied throughout elementary and middle school, sometimes pretty horrifically. The difference between me and Bob is pretty simple: my parents handled my bullying far differently then his did.

They didn't just treat me as an innocent victim all the time, they would dig and look into why it was happening to me. If they thought I was doing something wrong to encourage it I was reprimanded. If I really was just an innocent victim, they would teach me how to take action to solve the issue and how to stand up for myself. If I didn't do anything to solve the issue and I just continued to let the bullying continue, I was reprimanded again for not doing anything about the problems I had.

While Bob likely just grew angrier and angrier at his "bullies" with ever doing anything constructive about the issue, I actually sought out how to make peace with my bullies. I can't tell you how many times former bullies I had problems with became friends with me afterwards, because it happened so many times. If Bob truly was a victim of bullying, his parents went about solving the issue the wrong way.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Good thing screenshots are forever, fatty.
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He's done this before and I'm never sure if he's intentionally doing this or he's too dense to understand that "I want people to have good things" is how (nearly) everyone sees their own bullshit. That doesn't make you or any of your ideas "good".

Of course, it wouldn't be Bob taking an L without overcompensation.
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Typically a government approved march into another country to take resources is called an invasion. If this is about your "No borders for anyone!" fantasy then do you really want to get annexed by Mexico, Bob? Do you?

 

[Mola Ram]

You know what they say if you keep running into assholes...
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Good thing screenshots are forever, fatty.
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Of course, it wouldn't be Bob taking an L without overcompensation.
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I'm about 6'2'' as well, (give or take a 100+ pound difference between us) and going off a gf who was a similar height, Anita is in the low 5' range. Speaking of, I actually feel bad for Anita having to be nice to Filmrobert in that photo.

It's always kind of funny when Bob gets called out from the left (even though I find the idea of attacking him for using the phrase "deeply unwell" so stupid I wonder if the guy is a troll), but the sight of him throwing a pity party in the aftermath is gag-inducing. It does make me wonder, though: what meds is Bob on? Based on his whining I'm guessing either an antidepressant or an anxiety med.

There's no shame in that, but the foolishness of alluding to it on Twitter isn't a very Superior Future thing to do.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

You know what they say if you keep running into assholes...
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Good thing screenshots are forever, fatty.
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Of course, it wouldn't be Bob taking an L without overcompensation.
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I'm about 6'2'' as well, (give or take a 100+ pound difference between us) and going off a gf who was a similar height, Anita is in the low 5' range. Speaking of, I actually feel bad for Anita having to be nice to Filmrobert in that photo.

Maybe you wouldn't be paying so much for medicine if you actually got in shape, you fat cunt.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

He's done this before and I'm never sure if he's intentionally doing this or he's too dense to understand that "I want people to have good things" is how (nearly) everyone sees their own bullshit. That doesn't make you or any of your ideas "good".


Typically a government approved march into another country to take resources is called an invasion. If this is about your "No borders for anyone!" fantasy then do you really want to get annexed by Mexico, Bob? Do you?

I wouldn’t go so far as saying it was government approved just that Mexico is so awful they did nothing to stop the march of illegal immigrants through their country and let them cross the border.

This is being pushed by a NGO that does this every year to raise awareness for our “terrible” immigration laws and the plight of South Americans. Well sorry, Pablo, but we don’t want poor South Americans moving into this country that are uneducated and provide nothing other than a drain on social services and won’t integrate into society.

There’s nothing wrong with having the national guard on the border if a horde of immigrants are marching towards it claiming they will attempt to enter illegally.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

There's no shame in that, but the foolishness of alluding to it on Twitter isn't a very Superior Future thing to do

No, see, that's the genius part. The Superior Future conveniently values sickly, mentally ill, or unhealthy people more than the middle class workers of today because that includes Moviebob, don't you get it???

That's what makes it Superior!

 

[Sissy Galvez]

It's always kind of funny when Bob gets called out from the left (even though I find the idea of attacking him for using the phrase "deeply unwell" so stupid I wonder if the guy is a troll), but the sight of him throwing a pity party in the aftermath is gag-inducing. It does make me wonder, though: what meds is Bob on? Based on his whining I'm guessing either an antidepressant or an anxiety med.

There's no shame in that, but the foolishness of alluding to it on Twitter isn't a very Superior Future thing to do.

Insulin probably.

 

[Mola Ram]

Insulin probably.

Do you need insulin for Type 2 diabetes? I don't know the answer to that.

Either way, it's not like this is really the other person's fault. It's like Kurt Eichenwald shrieking about assassination attempts via strobe.

*Bob grimaces and clutches one meaty paw to his chest. Massive pain is radiating up and down his left arm, his mouth is cottony, and his legs have turned to water.*

"The Mayonnaise Ghouls have stressed me to death!"

*starts eating Nutella right out of the can*

 

[Gordon Cole]

Do you need insulin for Type 2 diabetes? I don't know the answer to that.

Either way, it's not like this is really the other person's fault. It's like Kurt Eichenwald shrieking about assassination attempts via strobe.

*Bob grimaces and clutches one meaty paw to his chest. Massive pain is radiating up and down his left arm, his mouth is cottony, and his legs have turned to water.*

"The Mayonnaise Ghouls have stressed me to death!"

*starts eating Nutella right out of the can*

IIRC, he said that it "[...] isn't (in most cases and mine) the "needle of insulin daily" Diabetes." Of course he's so full of shit that there's a good chance he actually does need insulin.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Wait, Bob is on medication?
Isn't the only main condition he has diabetes type 2?
I am asking cause here is the thing: Diabetes 2 is very manageable medication wise. A relative of mine has it and needs to take like one very small aspirin like pill per day at best and only when eating something very high on carbonhydrates. Granted, this person is also thinner than Bob, does sport and keeps a steady diet, but at the same time the person is almost twice his age and works as a baker for sweets. So what the heck does Bob all need to take, in order not to drop any moment? And could someone tell him it does not work, considering his sleep schedule is a good impplication for him most likely having a minor stroke by the time he is 45?

 

[Positron]

Do you need insulin for Type 2 diabetes? I don't know the answer to that.

Only if oral drugs can't control the glucose level.

On topic: Bobby is constantly angry that his cortisol level must be off the charts -- and cortisol raises blood glucose. It is in his own interest to simmer down.