Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I wished this happened during GamerGate.
That wouldn't do, he was too "useful" as a vlogger on a seemingly important website that could help draw crowds open to the Narrative.

Problem is, he lost all that and started to shrink, thanks to his authoritarian delusions being revealed for what they are. He never realized it because he is like Dobson and thinks the shrinking bubble means True Believers remain, not that he's losing what influence he ever had.

The biggest thing is, while he's not as ignorable as Dobson since he actually talked to Anita and such, that hardly means they found him useful; it's just that they could chuckle at his efforts in promoting the Narrative, until he turned into a total laughingstock.

That's my take, anyway.
 
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That wouldn't do, he was too "useful" as a vlogger on a seemingly important website that could help draw crowds open to the Narrative.

Problem is, he lost all that and started to shrink, thanks to his authoritarian delusions being revealed for what they are. He never realized it because he is like Dobson and thinks the shrinking bubble means True Believers remain, not that he's losing what influence he ever had.

The biggest thing is, while he's not as ignorable as Dobson since he actually talked to Anita and such, that hardly means they found him useful; it's just that they could chuckle at his efforts in promoting the Narrative, until he turned into a total laughingstock.

That's my take, anyway.
I can see it. He made a foolish mistake to demonize people when he was losing influence on the Escapist. I feel like Anita change his prospective on everything when he talked to her.
 
"Futurist" isn't the first word that starts with an "F" that I'd describe him as.
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I really love how Bob thinks these are all bad things...putting a leash on pharmaceuticals and banks sound like a step in the right direction if Pharma bro and the 2008 financial crisis are anything to go by.

By this logic, shouldn’t Bob support Trump’s tax break because it means more money for corporations to fund for technologies that would enable the “superior future” to become a reality?
 
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Only if a neoliberal corporate Democrat like Obama or Hillary does it, then Bob would support it.

I've long thought that one of the funniest things that could happen is if Donald Trump takes tweets that Bob has sent out, copies them word from word and then tweets them out himself. Why? Because I know Bob would immediately change his mind on those topics and say that they are dumb ideas, even though he himself has said those things in the past. That's just how childish and full of cognitive dissonance is.

It'll never happen, but one can dream.
 
I've long thought that one of the funniest things that could happen is if Donald Trump takes tweets that Bob has sent out, copies them word from word and then tweets them out himself. Why? Because I know Bob would immediately change his mind on those topics and say that they are dumb ideas, even though he himself has said those things in the past. That's just how childish and full of cognitive dissonance is.

It'll never happen, but one can dream.
It’d be funnier if Trump responds to Bob’s tweets and owns him.
 
It’d be funnier if Trump responds to Bob’s tweets and owns him.

Nah. That would give ol' Bobby boy an air of importance. The best way for Trump to get back at Bob is for him to invite Shigeru Miyamoto to the White House, and tweet a picture of Miyamoto and himself playing Nintendo.

Donald Trump: "Super Mario Brothers 3 is the best game of all time!" *Thumbs up*
 
Nah. That would give ol' Bobby boy an air of importance. The best way for Trump to get back at Bob is for him to invite Shigeru Miyamoto to the White House, and tweet a picture of Miyamoto and himself playing Nintendo.

Donald Trump: "Super Mario Brothers 3 is the best game of all time!" *Thumbs up*

Bob might actually be driven into a anger induced heart attack if Trump did that.
 
"Hey, you're that guy!" "The fat diabetic fascist guy!"
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Is it really victim blaming when you genuinely deserve it?
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Is it really victim blaming when you genuinely deserve it?
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"Bob: Filthy mayonnaise ghoul. I hope you die horribly out in the wasteland."
"Also Bob: Oh my God, why are you attacking me? I'm the victim here."

That is some abusive relationship shit. It's a good thing no woman would ever want to touch Bob because I can't even imagine how he would treat her.
 
"Bob: Filthy mayonnaise ghoul. I hope you die horribly out in the wasteland."
"Also Bob: Oh my God, why are you attacking me? I'm the victim here."

That is some abusive relationship shit. It's a good thing no woman would ever want to touch Bob because I can't even imagine how he would treat her.

Princess Peach Maid costume as a start?
 
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"Bob: Filthy mayonnaise ghoul. I hope you die horribly out in the wasteland."
"Also Bob: Oh my God, why are you attacking me? I'm the victim here."

That is some abusive relationship shit. It's a good thing no woman would ever want to touch Bob because I can't even imagine how he would treat her.

Bob's relationship with a women would be an episode of Criminal Minds.
 
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