Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[UglyOldJafar]

The fact that he's tweeting from his phone.

No really, that's a typical problem with "smart" keyboards on phones. I've run into it a number of times.

Now, imagine for a moment, that fat sack of shit, writing tens of tweets, going on huge diatribes for hours on end, and he's doing it from his phone. Put that imagery in your head.

I am surprised he is even managing to type something on a phone with his sausage digits.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I am surprised he is even managing to type something on a phone with his sausage digits.

Why does he even have a cellphone to begin with? He almost never leaves his house, and what friends does he have that would call him?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I am surprised he is even managing to type something on a phone with his sausage digits.

He has a dialing wand.

 

[Doctor Stan]

He has a dialing wand.

Did he get his fat guy hat yet?

 

[UglyOldJafar]

He has a dialing wand.

Did he get his fat guy hat yet?

I feel bad now for Homer Simpson. See, at least Homer (back then, when he was a funny writen character) tried to stop the plant from exploding.
Bob would let it blow up cause this way some inferior dirty americans will die.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Did he get his fat guy hat yet?

Does this count?

 

[Mola Ram]

I already posted the Dialing Wand scene aeons ago. But all this talk of Bob's wardrobe isn't something I can just let go.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Does this count?

Way for Bob to throw his (trilby wearing) friend Linkara under the bus. The Douchebag Hat, Bob, is any hat you decide to wear at any given moment.

 

[Gordon Cole]

And what have you produced that's necessary?

 

[Mola Ram]

And what have you produced that's necessary?
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But he's only talking about the regions, you see.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Looking up basic things, South Carolina has a decent aerospace and manufacturing industries, not to mention some important military bases. Not to mention this is only getting attention to make the opposition to draconian gun reform look dumb.

I forget btw, was Bob on board for Calexit?

 

[Mola Ram]

Looking up basic things, South Carolina has a decent aerospace and manufacturing industries, not to mention some important military bases. Not to mention this is only getting attention to make the opposition to draconian gun reform look dumb.

I forget btw, was Bob on board for Calexit?

It's also home to Charleston -- you know, one of the biggest ports in the entire country. Of course, if Bob loathes farmers, God only knows what he has to say about the sort of people who work in the shipping industry.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

And what have you produced that's necessary?
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Fuck those southerners, let me stereotype them as bbq loving nascar white trash! I a coastal liberal fat fuck living in a basement an a better person.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Fuck those southerners, let me stereotype them as bbq loving nascar white trash! I a coastal liberal fat fuck living in a basement an a better person.

Yeah I love how Bob insults the intelligence of others when outside of wealthy zones, the average intelligence of city dwellers can actually be lower than those in more rural areas, especially if you are unfortunately talking about cities like Detroit and Baltimore.

 

[Lensherr]

Calling people subhuman again.
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As if Bob actually cares about illegal immigrants beyond a purely utilitarian use as a voting block for his team.

 

[Hierophantis]

Yeah I love how Bob insults the intelligence of others when outside of wealthy zones, the average intelligence of city dwellers can actually be lower than those in more rural areas, especially if you are unfortunately talking about cities like Detroit and Baltimore.

He's a nazi who thinks black trans women are the master race kept down the white man. This won't bother him

 

[Kyria the Great]

As if Bob actually cares about illegal immigrants beyond a purely utilitarian use as a voting block for his team.

Well simply ask him if he would support mass immigration if they were supporting the Republicans and you would see him change his tune real quickly. Unfortunately mass immigration and illegal immigration bolsters the Democrats as the current party either has morphed or will morph into an upper middle/rich and poor party with a small liberal elite lording over large swathes of poor that are reliant on welfare from the elites as if we are reverting to feudal times.

 

[Hierophantis]

Well simply ask him if he would support mass immigration if they were supporting the Republicans and you would see him change his tune real quickly. Unfortunately mass immigration and illegal immigration bolsters the Democrats as the current party either has morphed or will morph into an upper middle/rich and poor party with a small liberal elite lording over large swathes of poor that are reliant on welfare from the elites as if we are reverting to feudal times.

Jerry Brown, current and past governor of California, pulled this. Was against Vietnamese Exiles coming in. More competition for Hispanic labor, and there was a good chance they'd vote Republican like Cuban Exiles.

Just a fun tidbit. That is a good summation of Bob's views. But I would add that he is basically acting out a revenge fantasy on the cis white society which no doubt rejected him. His book is filled with indications of how much he was just an outcast, even from his own family it sounds. This progressive stuff is his new family.

 

[Red Hood]

Does this count?

Bob, any hat you're wearing is a Douchebag Hat because it sits on the head of a colossal Douchebag. Even if you're wearing a Pussy Hat, as much dissonance as that would create. And what's a fedorah? Do you need that extra H on the end so your fat balding head will fit in it?

Anyway. Real men wear slouch hats.

 

[elder god]

New I don't believe this happened.

The guy must have been referring to a brand of rascal scooters, because thats the only insider knowledge bob could have.

Ah yes, because Almonds, Walnuts, and raisins are the top three most important staples of the American diet. Not corn, or grains, or other products that are produced in the south but aren't as big of cash crop. Seriously, two of our biggest food exports are grains and corn, would it kill Bob to look up shit.

Does this count?

Fedoras are douchebag hats though, they take a certain style to pull off, one Bob certainly doesn't have.

New And what have you produced that's necessary?

Large machinary, rubber, poultry, and other important agricultural products. But of course, Bob is only interested in culture, because he's too stupid to realize the need for other things, so he shits on SC for selling important shit because it isn't his stupid brand of culture.