Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Bob, any hat you're wearing is a Douchebag Hat. Even if you're wearing a Pussy Hat, as much dissonance as that would create. And what's a fedorah? Do you need that extra H on the end so your fat balding head will fit in it?

Anyway. Real men wear slouch hats.

I'm just relieved he doesn't wear newsboy caps, which given his absurd Boston boosterism is something of a minor miracle.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

his stupid brand of culture.

His stupid brand is of course Mario and Marvel Studios.

 

[Lensherr]

Well simply ask him if he would support mass immigration if they were supporting the Republicans and you would see him change his tune real quickly. Unfortunately mass immigration and illegal immigration bolsters the Democrats as the current party either has morphed or will morph into an upper middle/rich and poor party with a small liberal elite lording over large swathes of poor that are reliant on welfare from the elites as if we are reverting to feudal times.

That’s the kind of situation that’s practically begging for some sort of revolution to happen. Eventually the poor will get tired of having to rely on handouts from the bourgeoisie and rise up in revolt against them. And Bob would probably be one of the people whose head ends up on a spike.

 

[Red Hood]

I'm just relieved he doesn't wear newsboy caps, which given his absurd Boston boosterism is something of a minor miracle.

Well newsboy hats are also associated with people who a) work and b) distribute old media. The newsboy cap has no place in Blob's superior future!

 

[LordofCringe7206]

His stupid brand is of course Mario and Marvel Studios.

Well of course. Things like Mario, Marvel Studios or Walt Disney as a whole are truly the greatest pieces of entertainment to come out of American culture. After all, these showcase the true excellence, brilliance and intellectualism in American culture.

Not the works of Twain, Poe, Hemingway or even Steinbeck of course. Those aren't the height of American culture. It's a successful 80's/90's video game franchise from Japan and movies produced by a company that has to rely on buying up competing studios and petitioning the government to rewrite copyright laws that highlight American culture at it's best.

 

[RepQuest]

And what have you produced that's necessary?
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Imagine someone dissing South Carolina-style barbecue sauce.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Imagine someone dissing South Carolina-style barbecue sauce.

As much as Bob thinks he is part of the elite, his tastes are truly plebian.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

movies produced by a company that has to rely on buying up competing studios and petitioning the government to rewrite copyright laws that highlight American culture at it's best.

That's a horrible strategy for Bob Iger to do that with Disney and its a bit baffling that the shareholders aren't urging him to cool with buying off properties.

 

[The Nothingness]

As much as Bob thinks he is part of the elite, his tastes are truly plebian.

You mean McDonald's is not part of THE SUPERIOR FUTURE?

 

[Positron]

Okay, Moving Blob, how can REGIONS outlive a purpose and not people?

Not only is he a fascist, he is an environmental terrorist.

Tell me, does Bob even see any farms where he lives? As far as I know, he barely leaves the basement as it is, so why does he need to sneer at farmers day in and day out? I would've figured the social justice crowd only sneered at them for their political beliefs, not for their line of work.

I bet he thinks the fridge is the ATM machine but for foods.

Are there any farmers in Marvel comics or MCU? If it isn't featured in capeshit, it doesn't exist for Bobby.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I don't trust him with his niece.

Also no feet.

Are there any farmers in Marvel comics or MCU? If it isn't featured in capeshit, it doesn't exist for Bobby.

Hawkeye's one.

 

[The Nothingness]

Are there any farmers in Marvel comics or MCU? If it isn't featured in capeshit, it doesn't exist for Bobby.

Hawkeye's one.

Maybe the farmers that are outside of the hidden Wakanda.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

don't trust him with his niece.

Almost everyone wouldn't.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Remember, only the regions are obsolete.

 

[A Random]

He was alive, but from personal experience, I was 'alive' during the early 90s and I don't remember shit from there.

Bet Bob doesn't remember the Reagan years outside what videogame was out and the dates when he first ate at specific fast food places.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Remember, only the regions are obsolete.
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Why does Blobbo keep trying to force a meme that Scott Pryor thinks someone is out to kill him?

He’s so unfunny/bad at this.

 

[Positron]

I'm sure he was alive during Nam too -- every time he looks at his Mario dolls he is reminded of the horrors and tragedy of war.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Remember, only the regions are obsolete.
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I see, so you can call the President “dude”, but someone calling you by your first name is a gravely offensive act.

Fucking twat.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Remember, only the regions are obsolete.
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Yup, only the regions.

Spoiler

 

[Princess Rescuer]

Has Moviebob reacted to the Trump Tower being on fire yet? That'll be a whole new firestorm.