Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Sexy Times Hitler said:
>Calls his movies "middlebrow pablum, [with] no distinct style or voice."
>Unironically blows Marvel.
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To be fiar, the Jeepers Creepers series is not really all that good. The monster design is good. But also, yes, the director is a convicted pedophile. So... yeah. I am not going to defend this guy.
However, I believe Moviebob is only now railing cause you know, as long as he has a target to hate, his fat body won't collaps on its own weight.
 
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Here's a cute little fact Bob didn't mention about Victor Salva. His film Powder, which prominently features a scene where the title character ogles a teenage boy in a gym shower, was produced by Touchstone Pictures, which was the brand used to promote more adult films made by ... Disney.

Can't imagine why he didn't bring that up.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Here's a cute little fact Bob didn't mention about Victor Salva. His film Powder, which prominently features a scene where the title character ogles a teenage boy in a gym shower, was produced by Touchstone Pictures, which was the brand used to promote more adult films made by ... Disney.

Can't imagine why he didn't bring that up.
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Maybe because he doesn't watch touchstone pictures? Doesn't seem like his kind of films anyway
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Did the MyPillow guy flip him off or something?
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The owner of My Pillow said the company would not be pulling their ads from airing during Lauren Ingraham's show so that is most likely why Bob tweeted about him.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Architecturebob's back.
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Did the MyPillow guy flip him off or something?
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They don't make CSI shows anymore, numbnuts.
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Being salty towards Jonathan Blow.
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tfw a convicted pedophile's done more with his career than Bob has.
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His not so subtle dig at Wonder Woman for “not being as terrible as other DC films”. The movie was pretty damn good and more entertaining than recent MCU films, Blobbo. Your MCU fanboy is coming out again.
 
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UglyOldJafar said:
To be fiar, the Jeepers Creepers series is not really all that good. The monster design is good. But also, yes, the director is a convicted pedophile. So... yeah. I am not going to defend this guy.
However, I believe Moviebob is only now railing cause you know, as long as he has a target to hate, his fat body won't collaps on its own weight.
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I hate to say it, but Bob's right on this one. Salva is a convicted pedophile and the fact that he continues to receive work is mind-boggling. And his work is mediocre at best. Jeepers Creepers, while having an interesting concept, also has tons of flaws that prevent it from being far better then it actually is.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
I hate to say it, but Bob's right on this one. Salva is a convicted pedophile and the fact that he continues to receive work is mind-boggling. And his work is mediocre at best. Jeepers Creepers, while having an interesting concept, also has tons of flaws that prevent it from being far better then it actually is.
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I am not denying Salva is a piece of crap.
I find it oddly specific that Bob only now tries to talk about him. Not to forget that Bob himself defended that one pedophile just because they worked on the same site.
 
You know Bob you shouldn't be so quick to shit on the GOP Governors of other States. After all you're beloved Massachusetts has a Republican Governor. A very very popular Republican Governor at that.
Not to mention that Mitt Romney was Governor of Massachusetts as well. Perhaps that means you're home State is rather Inferior if it's willing to vote for the Red Team like that.
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LordofCringe7206 said:
I hate to say it, but Bob's right on this one. Salva is a convicted pedophile and the fact that he continues to receive work is mind-boggling. And his work is mediocre at best. Jeepers Creepers, while having an interesting concept, also has tons of flaws that prevent it from being far better then it actually is.
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Has Bob ever opined on Roman Polanski?
 
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BR55 said:
You know Bob you shouldn't be so quick to shit on the GOP Governors of other States. After all you're beloved Massachusetts has a Republican Governor. A very very popular Republican Governor at that.
Not to mention that Mitt Romney was Governor of Massachusetts as well. Perhaps that means you're home State is rather Inferior if it's willing to vote for the Red Team like that.
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Bob doesn't seem to understand politics on a local level. I think he thinks only Congressional reps and the presidency matter. While I could be wrong there Bob's political ideology is so ill defined and stupid it's hard to say.
 
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PurpleDude said:
Bob doesn't seem to understand politics on a local level. I think he thinks only Congressional reps and the presidency matter. While I could be wrong there Bob's political ideology is so ill defined and stupid it's hard to say.
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Well of course he wouldn't understand it. He would fail to understand that State and Local level elections are the most impactful and to go less unnoticed by the general public so it is usually old people that are the heaviest voter base in them. It is a weird sense for Bob that he has an extremely isolated worldview but it doesn't reflect the general community around him aside from trying to prove how "diverse" his community is.
 
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PurpleDude said:
I think he thinks only Congressional reps and the presidency matter.
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He also only cares about the Supreme Court having ultra liberal judges in there. Hence why he bitches at you to vote for Democrats, no matter if they fuck you over.

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WaltherPPGAY said:
Polanski hasn't made a superhero flick, so I doubt Bob could name even one of his movies.
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Chinatown is also one of the most iconic American films of the New Hollywood Era. Terrific performances and a flawless script is what makes it so iconic. That movie has a more cultural impact than Black Panther.
 
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