Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob is a lot of talk but nothing behind it. He wants to change the politics? What is he trying to do? Roll over Trump if he ever decides to go to Boston?
Well Bob is a man child that throws temper tantrums when he doesn’t get his way. I think that’s why him and others like him are using the Russia “scandal” so they can get his way and remove Trump out of office.

"I don't care re:Roseanne"
(P.S. For all his art-sperging, this thumbnail is an eyesore.)
I haven’t seen the video but I can already tell it’s cringey as hell because of his lack of analysis skills.

Also, I would ask him did America need Disney to buy Fox aside from putting the X-Men in the MCU once it peaks after Avengers 4?
 
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Leave it to Blob to take an event that fucked over several people, and turn it into an opportunity to humblebrag about how much more "suhperiah" he is than CA.
 
much more "suhperiah" he is than CA.
Well like Doug Walker, Bob has a narcisstic ego that acts like he’s better than anyone in a smug way. Given that Doug is apparently difficult to work with, I can imagine that people had a hard time working with Bob on the Gamer Overthinker and at The Escapist.
 
Wow, it's almost like The Simpsons hasn't been good since the 90s or something.
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I can't stress enough how easy it is to win a slapfight against Bob.
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Apology accepted. I know it's excruciatingly difficult to not a-log Bob, but we all have to try our best.

I honestly do not understand how anyone can interact with Bob and not succumb to an overwhelming desire to slap the shit out of him. The condescension, the intellectual dishonesty, the sheer hypocrisy -- how the hell can he claim with a straight face that he only cares about results when he speaks in almost ecstatic terms about (only metaphorically of course) shoving the sneer-quoted people he despises into history's dustbin? How can anyone let slide his statement that he "fights for results" when his "fighting" consists of being an asshole on Twitter all day?

We make a lot of autism jokes around here, but Bob is one cow I think has legitimate psychological and emotional problems. He's copped to having anger issues as a kid. Clearly he never got the help he needed.
 
We make a lot of autism jokes around here, but Bob is one cow I think has legitimate psychological and emotional problems. He's copped to having anger issues as a kid. Clearly he never got the help he needed.

I don't think he's the only one that has psychological and emotional problems. Like with CWC, Bob's mental problems have just manifested and shaped his personality in such a "unique" and outrageous way.
 
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Well like Doug Walker, Bob has a narcisstic ego that acts like he’s better than anyone in a smug way. Given that Doug is apparently difficult to work with, I can imagine that people had a hard time working with Bob on the Gamer Overthinker and at The Escapist.

Most of the Escapist crew viewed Moviebob as a complete ass and largely ignored him. He was the “movie guy” at a video game site. Which is not far removed from being as useless and pointless as a Restaurant a Reviewer at a video game site. It didn’t help that Bob is one of those obnoxious “movies =art, videogames = lowbrow dudebro shit” types. The Escapist wisely never let his horrid game over thinker stuff near their site.
 
Most of the Escapist crew viewed Moviebob as a complete ass and largely ignored him. He was the “movie guy” at a video game site. Which is not far removed from being as useless and pointless as a Restaurant a Reviewer at a video game site. It didn’t help that Bob is one of those obnoxious “movies =art, videogames = lowbrow dudebro shit” types. The Escapist wisely never let his horrid game over thinker stuff near their site.

I never knew he was poorly regarded at The Escapist. Has anyone who's worked with him ever gone on the record concerning what it was like?
 
Wow, it's almost like The Simpsons hasn't been good since the 90s or something.
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Apology accepted. I know it's excruciatingly difficult to not a-log Bob, but we all have to try our best.
The Simpsons should never have acknowledged that shit by the unfunny Indian comic who only made a name for himself after the “documentary” was hyped. The minute that shit was over everyone went back to not paying attention to it or him.

Media changes, what was acceptable 15 years ago isn’t today but it’s only viewed that way by a shrieking minority on twitter that wants to show everyone how progressive they are by finding things to complain about.
 
The Simpsons should never have acknowledged that shit by the unfunny Indian comic who only made a name for himself after the “documentary” was hyped. The minute that shit was over everyone went back to not paying attention to it or him.

Media changes, what was acceptable 15 years ago isn’t today but it’s only viewed that way by a shrieking minority on twitter that wants to show everyone how progressive they are by finding things to complain about.

I remember something my neighbor said when one of his grandchildren was griping about the Apu nonsense. He said "If you've got time to bitch about that, you've got time to clean out the garage."
 
I honestly do not understand how anyone can interact with Bob and not succumb to an overwhelming desire to slap the shit out of him. The condescension, the intellectual dishonesty, the sheer hypocrisy --

That makes me wonder if Bob has any friends outside of his immediate family. I would not be surprised if his social life is effectively dead given his erratic sleep schedule, ceaseless sperging on Twitter, and making pointless videos on pop culture. Hell, anyone who could stand to be around him for more than fifteen minutes without killing him and renting a backhoe to bury his chunky ass deserves a medal.
 
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You know, since Bob mentioned in his video that Roseanne Burr was apparently difficult to work with on set, I wonder if it could be said as well about Kevin Fiege. Given that he is in charge of the MCU, I can imagine Feige shutting down any idea a director proposes that would make the film more interesting that Feige's vision.
 
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The whole past week Bob has been deflecting and pretending the things he’s said - on numerous occasions - never happened. Yet, here he is again using the word “people” in quotes to refer to people he doesn’t agree with.

Also, lol at “the future we were promised”. Science fiction movies and a few brief space expeditions are not a “promise” of living in a TNG-style utopia.
 
I can't stress enough how easy it is to win a slapfight against Bob.
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Am I misreading this or is Bob admitting he's just whining about individual nations still existing and that we don't have magic machines? "I'm not a political theorist" so he's never looked into how any of the shit he wants would be done, he just wants to wake up to a world president who tells him all the good things are coming?
 
I've only been even lurking and reading the farms for something like six months. Bob is the reason I created an account, and Bob is looking more and more like the reason I have to leave the farms. The desire to a-log and powerlevel is getting intense enough that likely I should just walk away from it, it's starting to get exhausting.

In the end, mockery is more fulfilling.

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Bob is just one of many lolcows who subscribe to the Michael Scott school of philosophy:

"It just seems awful mean. But sometimes, the ends justify the mean."

Except he forgets the part where Michael is a well meaning buffoon and not a maniac whose impotence is the only thing preventing the slaughter of millions.
 
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