Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TheClorax]

Still not over Homecoming.
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We all know he hates Homecoming because it’s the only Spider-Man movie where Spider-Man actually acts like a teenager (which has always been one of the character’s roots) and the villain’s actions are actually justified, rather than a scientist that went nuts.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

What, pray tell, does Bob have in his life that could be considered other than his "own time?"

 

[Positron]

Everyone thinks you're racist against white people, Bob, and many have pointed that out. Yet there is no sign of you ceasing to be racist.

 

[Patamong]

More projection.
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Yep, still amazed that he's completely blind to the fact that everything he just said also applies to himself.

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You really want to go down that route, Bob? Fine, two can play at this game.

Totally comfortable saying every black person is a thief.
Totally comfortable saying every muslim is a terrorist.
Totally comfortable saying every woman is a whore.
Totally comfortable saying every gay guy is a rapist.
Totally comfortable saying every Bob Chipman is a eugenicist, nazi pile of garbage.

Wait, that last one is actually true and not a stereotype. Scratch that.

Bob, there are legitimate reasons for why people voted for Trump, not just "obsolete mayonnaise ghouls" but people of color and the LGBT community as well. In all honesty, I really don't care for Trump or agree with many of his political decisions, but between him and Hillary I would vote for Trump any day of the week. Because I actually know what his politics are (not just the wall), while Hillary's entire campaign boiled down to "muh female president" and "at least I'm not that guy".

 

[Mola Ram]

Everyone thinks you're racist against white people, Bob, and many have pointed that out. Yet there is no sign of you ceasing to be racist.

Honestly, by his own standards, just the fact he's a fat white slob from Boston is plenty of evidence to say he hates niggers on some level.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Honestly, by his own standards, just the fact he's a fat white slob from Boston is plenty of evidence to say he hates niggers on some level.

This is Bob we're talking about, he'd be racist to his own race if you paid him enough.

 

[Anonimo]

Maybe the reason Bob is in such a bitchy mood all the time is that he's backed up from his poor diet. Guy just really needs to take a shit, maybe.

Maybe Bob is so backed up full of shit that it’s been coming out of his mouth.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Please keep him as far away from a Daria reboot as possible.

Why does he wanna play as a bear? I already thought he was one already.

 

[iafiv]

Off topic but there is an actual desire for a Daria reboot?I liked the cartoon but i don't want a reboot since i can pretty much guess exactly how they would 'modernise' Daria in order to seem 'edgy' but in reality they would be predictable.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Off topic but there is an actual desire for a Daria reboot?I liked the cartoon but i don't want a reboot since i can pretty much guess exactly how they would 'modernise' Daria in order to seem 'edgy' but in reality they would be predictable.

I can guranteee a Daria reboot from the current crowd at MTV would mean she’d be gender queer or enby without her hatred of stupid people unless they were conservative, rich, or popular.

The old Daria would have mocked the SJW crowd for being, shallow, hypocritical walking/talking stereotypes.

 

[elder god]

Sperging about Lisa Simpson.

And that’s why Lisa is among the most hated characters in the Simpsons.

 

[Gordon Cole]

(And he gave it 3 1/2 stars, in case anyone still thought he has a decent taste in movies.)

 

[Dr. Dik]

Please keep him as far away from a Daria reboot as possible.
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Why does he wanna play as a bear? I already thought he was one already.
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He actually bought Far cry 5 despite it being a "dude bro" fps shooter. He probably only bought it because he thought it would be a Midwest holocaust simulator. He's going to be mad when it turns out you are mostly helping those "obsolete trash people".

What happened to your dream Bob? Miyamoto himself knighted you to fight the fps dude bro games that caused 9/11. You betrayed Mario Bob, for shame.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

He actually bought Far cry 5 despite it being a "dude bro" fps shooter. He probably only bought it because he thought it would be a Midwest holocaust simulator. He's going to be mad when it turns out you are mostly helping those "obsolete trash people".

What happened to your dream Bob? Miyamoto himself knighted you to fight the fps dude bro games that caused 9/11. You betrayed Mario Bob, for shame.

That or he's just going off of youtube videos and stupid think pieces on gaming sites.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

And he gave it 3 1/2 stars, in case anyone still thought he has a decent taste in movies

Wanna bet he’ll give Infinity War four stars, even if the movie is probably going to suck?

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Wanna bet he’ll give Infinity War four stars, even if the movie is probably going to suck?

Not going to take that bet. Bob will do exactly as you say given his constant love for Marvel

 

[Godzilla@1989]

constant love for Marvel

At some point he’s got to stop loving those movies. I mean, it took Amazing Spider-Man 2 to make Bob hate Spider-Man and Michael Bay to make him hate Transformers.

 

[GeePee]

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(And he gave it 3 1/2 stars, in case anyone still thought he has a decent taste in movies.)

He liked A Wrinkle in Time and hated Peter Rabbit(even though it's a bastardization of the book,I couldn't help but laugh a lot watching that movie).That's more than enough proof already...

 

[Done]

Nah, let's be real: the only video game characters Bob is qualified to portray is Fatman in MGS (he IS a raving lunatic that thinks he's better and smarter than everyone else)

Why do you assume that Bob can run around in rollerskates? I believe the rollers will crack in half as soon as he puts his foot on the ground.

 

[Red Hood]

Why do you assume that Bob can run around in rollerskates? I believe the rollers will crack in half as soon as he puts his foot on the ground.

No. I just believe that between CG and green screen his personality is suited to Fatman..

And anyways, Bob doesn't HAVE feet!