Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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"SHE marvel"? What?

Oh, I see he was trying to type "SJW marvel" but his fat fucking sausage fingers missed and typed the wrong key. Truly Bob is an intellectual elite.

Marvel isn't even that SJW barring Black Manther, anyway, so I have no idea what he's talking about.
 
Marvel isn't even that SJW barring Black Manther, anyway, so I have no idea what he's talking about.
It's a nickname that was spawned out of people talking about Marvel Entertainment, the people who make the comics, and mostly stuck around because it gets attention on YouTube. Bob is an idiot and thinks that refers to Marvel Studios because he's still unaware of the break-up between the two because Marvel Entertainment is such a pain to deal with. I know he's probably talking about other idiots who use that term but he's showing he has no idea what he's on about either.
 
"SHE marvel"? What?

Oh, I see he was trying to type "SJW marvel" but his fat fucking sausage fingers missed and typed the wrong key. Truly Bob is an intellectual elite.
I honestly thought he accidentally "Captain Marvel", since he's got his creepy hard-on for her, but then again...
 
Marvel isn't even that SJW barring Black Manther, anyway, so I have no idea what he's talking about.

Actually Black Panther is a fairly massive yet subtle FUCK YOU to the SJW's in favor of more classical Jeffersonian Liberalism. It's just that Bob is too moronic to realize it. In case anyone missed it in BP the SJW is the Super Villain.
 
Actually Black Panther is a fairly massive yet subtle FUCK YOU to the SJW's in favor of more classical Jeffersonian Liberalism. It's just that Bob is too moronic to realize it. In case anyone missed it in BP the SJW is the Super Villain.
He’s either too distracted at the black actors or the Marvel Studios logo. Probably both.
 
Again, an audience of him and only him would like this.
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Again, an audience of him and only him would like this.
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Missing the point of Venom, Bob. Read a (comic) book. Eddie's not even that "evil" and has redeeming qualities outside his obsession/hate of Spider-Man. Less "evil Spider-Man" and more Peter Parker if he went down the "Lethal Protector" route.
 
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Again, an audience of him and only him would like this.
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If your only info about Brock is the ABSOLUTE WORST adaptation of the character. Then you are not a spider-man fan. All of this reads like someone that only knows the character in face value, and doesn't even try to even understand WHY he's one of the most popular Spidey villains. Eddie brock is NOT a monster. He's a ambitious reporter that did anything to uncover the truth, but got the short side of the stick because of life. His entire story is bad place, bad time. Hell, his ENTIRE life has been downs for circumstances out of his control.

And a small detail you should know, you fat fuck is EDDIE BROCK IS NOTHING LIKE PETER PARKER!

To think like he is speaks huge levels of ignorance, and negligence to even try to research him. Again Spectacular Spider-man did this character justice, and gives everyone a good idea of what he is. Doesn't take 2 hours off your fucking life to look up the episodes. Is it hard to take your head out of your narcissistic ass, and actually back up what the actual fuck are you talking about?
 
Considering Bob sees “MRA-tuber ‘Gater Trash” as sociopathic monsters (pot, meet kettle) he’s basically described Carnage. Thus showing, yet again, he never has any idea what the fuck he’s talking about.

Does Bob even know that Carnage exists?
 
What is with Bob and constantly trying to "reimagine" existing franchises? He's always jerking himself off thinking that he's some kind of screenwriter who's pitching gold but all his ideas are on the same level as 14 year old fanfic writers coming up with their first grim-dark AU.

What I'm saying is that Bob is a shit writer and should just stick to tweeting nonsense and dying of the beetus. Those are the only things he's good at.
 
What is with Bob and constantly trying to "reimagine" existing franchises? He's always jerking himself off thinking that he's some kind of screenwriter who's pitching gold but all his ideas are on the same level as 14 year old fanfic writers coming up with their first grim-dark AU.
1) Bobby cannot come up with an original idea to save his life.
2) The favorite pasttime of SJWs is to corrupt a much-loved fanchaise by gaying and blackening it up. Bobby must have seen his Overlady Senpais do it many times and he is just following suit.
 
Robert Chipman was always an awful fanfic writer. Just look at his "story bits" in the game overthinker series. And his takes on movie ideas, oh oy. Personally I think his Carebear movie idea, which was esentiall Carebears going Avengers and Sam Raimi Spiderman, still takes the cake. Cause hot damn, that one was awful on so many levels.
 
Marvel isn't even that SJW barring Black Manther, anyway, so I have no idea what he's talking about.

Spider-Man: Homecoming was full of subtle SJW horseshit.

Marvel comics went full SJW about 2 years ago and it has not only murdered their sales, it has closed multiple private stores and nearly ruined the industry. The MCU was rumored to be heading that way, but the flops of garbage like America, Gwenpool, She-Hulk, Gay Iceman, X-23, Female Wolverine, Black Captain America who fucks Female Thor, Lesbian Iron Man, Generations, Champions, Ms. Marvel and every other SJW comic book altered their plans. (Some of these re-imaginings only sold about 7K copies a month). The only mildly successful character was Miles Morales aka POC/Gay Spider-Man. And he sucks, in my opinion, he just came out first.

Fuck Gabby Riviera, Gail Simone and Alex Alonso. Oh, and Bob.
 
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