Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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The Shadow said:
Bob hates blue collar workers; but he loves Mario, a plumber.

The cognitive dissonance is strong.
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Sometimes when I look at this thread I wonder if Bob would still hold his beliefs if you dropped him in the middle of his Superior Future. An all powerful global power of which there is no escape. "Be careful what you wish for."
 
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Sissy Galvez said:
That tweet is seething with his disdain for blue collar workers.
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Then again, MovieSlob never had to do anything of real worth in his life apart from dickriding Marvel and being a petulant twat that wants results and consequences be damned. Even if he was forced to walk(or waddle around) in blue-collar shoes, he'll still spew his venom.
 
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So I'm in a position where I'm explaining to people that Bob posts shitty movie ideas on Twitter all the time. Anyone got the links to them or the archives? I need to spread the work of Bob's inability to have any talent whatsoever.
 
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Sissy Galvez said:
That tweet is seething with his disdain for blue collar workers.
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Well remember, his idea for a Terminator movie was for the villain to be a blue-collar guy who goes back in time to prevent the SUPERIOR FUTURE because the robots “took er jobs!”
 
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Well remember, his idea for a Terminator movie was for the villain to be a blue-collar guy who goes back in time to prevent the SUPERIOR FUTURE because the robots “took er jobs!”
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It clearly shows he misses the point of The Terminator. It was about the dangers of cyber-sercuirty and A.I. and how the internet and dangerously control the world.
 
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The Shadow said:
Bob hates blue collar workers; but he loves Mario, a plumber.

The cognitive dissonance is strong.
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Has anyone ever brought this observation to Bob's attention? I'd be interested to see the mental gymnastics required to fit it in his mindset.
 
Godzilla@1989 said:
It clearly shows he misses the point of The Terminator. It was about the dangers of cyber-sercuirty and A.I. and how the internet and dangerously control the world.
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He's kinda talked about how he doesn't care because fuck you, make way for your Superiors.
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Princess Rescuer said:
On another note, is anyone familiar with Yandere Dev, another lolcow with over 1K pages on the farms? I wonder how drop dead shocked Moviebob would be to find that Alex Mahan, Moviebob's paranoid delusions of a pervert gamer come to life, has more female fans than Bob does. Bob's percentage of female viewers, despite the amount of 16-year-old-girl-like virtue signaling, is around 5%, where for Alex, it's 50%. Perhaps it's because Alex has created something that's popular with the female demographic while Bob obsesses over old toys that were aimed at young boys.
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Yandere dev, seriously? I thought he was too busy working to be a cow.

Sexy Times Hitler said:
Talking about...Terminator? Yeah, this is gonna end well.
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Buddy pointed out to me, you could do a terminator where instead of nukes, Skynet starts killing people by subtle ways like wrong GPS directions, improper health data, a kind of techno-invasion of the body snatchers.

Because such a thing is crazy.... *shifty eyes*

I mean the original terminator had a horror vibe of never being able to escape so why not an update where it's not a large austrian you're running from, it's the system itself.
 
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So considering that the South Korean prime minister (I think) has declared that Trump deserves credit for the recent peace talks between the two Koreas, how is our favorite diabetic fuhrer gonna take this? My guess is he'll root for the talks to fail JUST to spite the POTUS.
 
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Lensherr said:
So considering that the South Korean prime minister (I think) has declared that Trump deserves credit for the recent peace talks between the two Koreas, how is our favorite diabetic fuhrer gonna take this? My guess is he'll root for the talks to fail JUST to spite the POTUS.
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he will drown his sorrow in chicken mcnuggets.
At this point it will be hilarious if Trump ends up within this year to revolutionize the world politic, leading to his reelection and the further meltdown of the SJW movement
 
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Lensherr said:
So considering that the South Korean prime minister (I think) has declared that Trump deserves credit for the recent peace talks between the two Koreas, how is our favorite diabetic fuhrer gonna take this? My guess is he'll root for the talks to fail JUST to spite the POTUS.
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Like everything else that disproves his reality, he'll ignore it.
 
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