Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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MightyBiteySnake said:
Careful Bob, you're showing your genocidal urges again...

Realistically, even if the Dems pull out a win in 2020, aren't they currently filing bankruptcy? Maybe I'm remembering wrong but if that's true how exactly will they pull off Bob's wet dream of "dismantling" the American right?
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Pretty much the DNC and the 'leadership' are losing their shit and broke. Locally, things are better but that's mainly because the locals are divorcing themselves from that pit of lunacy and trying to act like they give a shit for their constituents.

Bob is hissing as the bees continue to suckle at the sweetened juice the Orange Man leaves out. Mainly because those bees are not making him Mars Honey to go into a Type XXXVII Diabetic Coma and doing what he wants; stinging his enemies. There was a metaphor somewhere in there, but Bob's ramblings on a platform designed for brevity gave me a glucose related fit of dementia.
 
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That fucking snake robot said:
I would say he's just near totally illiterate, it's like he can read but nothing he reads registers as necessary information.

I'm pretty sure the man could 'read' Dune then come away saying the book was about why we should kill free people and build bigger population centers and house Harkonnon did nothing wrong. He just interprets everything into Bob speak and Bob logic all the time.
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Reminder: Bob gets ALL of his views from media. ALL of them (hence his opinion of Trump country is based upon the assumption that Hollywood caricatures are accurate).

So just imagine how movies & tv depict science and his rantings about it will then make sense.
 
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Flexo said:
Reminder: Bob gets ALL of his views from media. ALL of them (hence his opinion of Trump country is based upon the assumption that Hollywood caricatures are accurate).

So just imagine how movies & tv depict science and his rantings about it will then make sense.
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It'd be amusing if he ever complains about the zoom-in technology from crime shows isn't real. You know where they stretch out an image and shout "enhance" and it somehow adds more detail than the file had.
 
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Flexo said:
Reminder: Bob gets ALL of his views from media. ALL of them (hence his opinion of Trump country is based upon the assumption that Hollywood caricatures are accurate).

So just imagine how movies & tv depict science and his rantings about it will then make sense.
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If that's the case, he's selective about what media he's getting his views from. I don't think he'll watch "God's not Dead" and suddenly start going to church. Hell, he'd give movies negative ratings if he sees something that offends his sensibilities, like the Hangover Part 2 review where he called that transphobic because a guy freaked out over having drunken sex with a trap thai hooker.

Nah, he has his mind made up, nothing movies can do will make him change.
 
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Flexo said:
Reminder: Bob gets ALL of his views from media. ALL of them (hence his opinion of Trump country is based upon the assumption that Hollywood caricatures are accurate).

So just imagine how movies & tv depict science and his rantings about it will then make sense.
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I don't completely agree, I do think Bob gets some of the sentiments and some of his views from the media he watches, but I think his brain is actually working in a strangely complex way. I think Bob will mostly see everything as Bob wants to see it rather than what it is, but sometimes something breaks through Bobs system, these break through ideas stick around and are simply absorbed into the Bob-o-sphere then twisted into a more childish simplistic version of whatever it was so he can more easily cope with it because thinking outside the Bob-o-sphere is actually really uncomfortable. I think Bob may see every thought that isn't directly ran through his simplifying system almost the same way a terminal cancer patient who will not accept the fact their dying sees a prognosis that ends in death, it's disturbing and you push it away as fast as possible so that you don't have to believe you're wrong. I honestly think it's this issue rather than the media as he would act the same way no matter how he got information.
 
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Henk Hill said:
If that's the case, he's selective about what media he's getting his views from. I don't think he'll watch "God's not Dead" and suddenly start going to church. Hell, he'd give movies negative ratings if he sees something that offends his sensibilities, like the Hangover Part 2 review where he called that transphobic because a guy freaked out over having drunken sex with a trap thai hooker.

Nah, he has his mind made up, nothing movies can do will make him change.
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That fucking snake robot said:
I don't completely agree, I do think Bob gets some of the sentiments and some of his views from the media he watches, but I think his brain is actually working in a strangely complex way. I think Bob will mostly see everything as Bob wants to see it rather than what it is, but sometimes something breaks through Bobs system, these break through ideas stick around and are simply absorbed into the Bob-o-sphere then twisted into a more childish simplistic version of whatever it was so he can more easily cope with it because thinking outside the Bob-o-sphere is actually really uncomfortable. I think Bob may see every thought that isn't directly ran through his simplifying system almost the same way a terminal cancer patient who will not accept the fact their dying sees a prognosis that ends in death, it's disturbing and you push it away as fast as possible so that you don't have to believe you're wrong. I honestly think it's this issue rather than the media as he would act the same way no matter how he got information.
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Note I said he gets all of his views from movies - not that all movies influence his views. You are right he has a sorting system based upon his Bawstan culture for when movies conflict but otherwise he is basing his beliefs on something he saw in a movie/tv show. Half the fun is trying to figure out which media it was that gave him the idea.

Like it's obvious that his "superior future" is drawn from Star Trek. So when he says "forward, not backward" he always means "towards Star Trek." It's never possible for him to grasp the idea espoused in other media of the possibility the future might contain things we won't like. Heck after Black Panther it's pretty clear he believes that black people are on the cusp of getting us within spitting distance of Star Trek with all his "minorities are the ones that matter in the future" talk.

My robot brotha here is overthinking it a bit because it's not that complex. What does Bob like? What fits into his Boston upbringing? After that you'll be able to guess which movie's he's believing or not.

Remember, this isn't a guy who goes outside much.
 
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Bob on Puerto Rico and rigging elections.
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And more A-Logging/projection.
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Trumplings, Trumpsters, what's with the cute nicknames? Is he trying to skirt the character limit or something? Maybe that comedian at the dinner last weekend was on to something when she said the media loves to hate Trump going off how they report on his every move.
 
The funny thing is, I personally know legit mentally disabled people sharper than Bob.

I work with this guy with Downs, dude is super-nice and excellent at reading the room. He's gotten promoted because of how good he is at working with customers, especially how he can defuse the angriest ones so quickly,

Meanwhile, Bob can't form a grammatically correct sentence on a platform actual children use and are more successful on
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Bob on Puerto Rico and rigging elections.
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Meanwhile whenever Puerto Ricans actually vote on the issue they routinely reject the idea of statehood by vast margins. Because as things stand they get all of the benefits and none of the responsibilities of being part of the US.

Also, Bob, even the "shitty parts of NY" look down on Boston.
 
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Henk Hill said:
If that's the case, he's selective about what media he's getting his views from. I don't think he'll watch "God's not Dead" and suddenly start going to church. Hell, he'd give movies negative ratings if he sees something that offends his sensibilities, like the Hangover Part 2 review where he called that transphobic because a guy freaked out over having drunken sex with a trap thai hooker.

Nah, he has his mind made up, nothing movies can do will make him change.
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It's great when people make arguments like that about "transphobia" because I doubt Bob would be happy if he went to bed with someone with the wrong set of genitals. Also despite what troons believe, sleeping with someone under false pretenses is rape.

Mola Ram said:
Meanwhile whenever Puerto Ricans actually vote on the issue they routinely reject the idea of statehood by vast margins. Because as things stand they get all of the benefits and none of the responsibilities of being part of the US.
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It won't matter. In the Superior Future, we will deconstruct Puerto Rico so it can be assimilated into our Superior global government. There is no escape, only forwards vs backwards!
 
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MightyBiteySnake said:
Careful Bob, you're showing your genocidal urges again...

Realistically, even if the Dems pull out a win in 2020, aren't they currently filing bankruptcy? Maybe I'm remembering wrong but if that's true how exactly will they pull off Bob's wet dream of "dismantling" the American right?
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The DNC is Bankrupt. The FEC is now being forced to investigate them for $85 million in money laundering for Hillary. Also note two rather sharply conflicting bits of information coming accross the media in the past few weeks. One is the Media still championing the oncoming "Blue Wave" in November. How the House and Senate GOP will be swept from office. But we are also seeing credible stories and legit poli sci research studies that are indicating that surprise of surprises 18-30 year old Millenials and voting age Gen Z'ers, when polled privately, admit their actual politics. And for the first time in modern history Dem support among the youth is dead even with GOP support. 50/50. Among young white males (you know Bob's Mayonaise people) the split is actually 61 GOP 39 DEM. (This is from Reuters, hardly a Right wing source.) Add to this the quiet revolution going on in the Black community regarding single party control and you might notice that the actual underlying math does not seem to support the oncoming Blue wave theory.

RockVolnutt said:
Bob's the type who if he was born a few centuries earlier would be going on about magic and dragons instead of "science". As much as people would think otherwise, that kind of view isn't uncommon. He's scientifically illiterate.
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Bob's the type that would be loudly proclaiming the scientific basis for "hysteria" while drooling and wanking himself if he was born in an earlier century. In between championing eugenics. In prior decades and nations his career path would have likely been "concentration camp guard". he has the true banality of evil about him. The ability to rationalize away anything in support of his worldview, not out of hatred, but out of perceived virtuosity. Bob has not yet realized that Thanos is the hero in Bob's glorious future.

That fucking snake robot said:
I would say he's just near totally illiterate, it's like he can read but nothing he reads registers as necessary information.

I'm pretty sure the man could 'read' Dune then come away saying the book was about why we should kill free people and build bigger population centers and house Harkonnon did nothing wrong. He just interprets everything into Bob speak and Bob logic all the time.
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I've always kind of suspected that Bob is actually dyslexic. He is smart enough, but only learns by watching and has or had difficulty with reading. But will never ever admit to that. It would explain so much of his cries of bullying and abuse growing up.
 
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Kyria the Great said:
Is Bob so obsessed with the "Superior Future" that he cannot even admit that Simpsons was far better in seasons 3-12? How ass blasted do you have to be?
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From what I've gathered, Bob actually prefers modern Simpsons. He did a video I believe where he went back and watched some of the show and found that his favorite episodes list had done a complete 180 from when he was a kid.
 
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