Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Slowboat to China]

I had this awesome cat a long time ago. Sleek little tuxedo fella, friendliest cat you ever met. Liked to stick his muzzle in your ear and purr until he fell asleep. But he was dumb as a stone canoe. That cat loved him some plastic pine needles, like the kind you find on Christmas decorations. We had to keep him out of the cellar, because if that cat saw the cellar door was open, he would rocket toward it, scamper toward the area where we kept the Christmas stuff, and attack it with a vengeance, devouring all the pine needles he could until someone hauled him away. Of course this unerringly resulted in him puking up all those pine needles about twenty minutes later, and boy howdy, that was a fearsome mess to clean up.

My point is that cat was smarter than Bob, going by these tweets.

My cat is, even as I write this, sitting on my leg and attempting to fit his jaws around the entirety of my laptop screen. It's not going well, any more than it did the last 5500 times he tried to eat my computer. After reading Bob's Dracula comments, I think I feel safe in saying that even my cat is smarter than Bob.

Well, there goes my enjoyment of Infinity War.

Oh, for the love of ... ! Villains who think they're the good guy is not a new idea. In fact, it's one of the best ways to construct a villain. Not may people wake up and say "I'm going to be an evil dick and kill good people for no good reason," but plenty of people wake up and say "I'm going to kill that horrible person who deliberately ruined my life for no good reason." Many, many villains have written off people's hatred of them as being the jealousy or discontent of people who "just don't understand." Hell, that's what Bob does when someone disagrees with him. Yet Bob can only understand or discuss this idea in the context of the hated Dudebro Heroes.

Yet more proof that this lard lad had never read a book in his life. Judging by the excerpts of Brick by Brick, I don't think he even read his own book. Jesus.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Why question is why is Black Panther considered a Sci-Fi epic? As far as I was watching the movie all it had was basic futuristic tech that was window dressing to a very primitive form of government that was also window dressing to an alright film

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Oh, for the love of ... ! Villains who think they're the good guy is not a new idea. In fact, it's one of the best ways to construct a villain. Not may people wake up and say "I'm going to be an evil dick and kill good people for no good reason," but plenty of people wake up and say "I'm going to kill that horrible person who deliberately ruined my life for no good reason." Many, many villains have written off people's hatred of them as being the jealousy or discontent of people who "just don't understand." Hell, that's what Bob does when someone disagrees with him. Yet Bob can only understand or discuss this idea in the context of the hated Dudebro Heroes.

Yet more proof that this lard lad had never read a book in his life. Judging by the excerpts of Brick by Brick, I don't think he even read his own book. Jesus.

Bob has such a childish way of seeing villainy that I would hate his thoughts on Dr.Doom from the comics. Thanos has been praised because he's not a cartoon. He's a bloody character with goals, and a mind of his own. The sole reason why chipman will never realize he's the same cartoon villain that he demonizes is because once again. He lacks the self awareness enough to think about it.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob is een enorme flikker die zijn account moet verwijderen.

(Also, Bob's Dutch sentence translates to "You poorly reflect your nation, sir." So, more projection.)

Why question is why is Black Panther considered a Sci-Fi epic? As far as I was watching the movie all it had was basic futuristic tech that was window dressing to a very primitive form of government that was also window dressing to an alright film

"It had black people and I CLAPPED!"

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob is een enorme flikker die zijn account moet verwijderen.
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(Also, Bob's Dutch sentence translates to "You poorly reflect your nation, sir." So, more projection.)

Does Bob use Google Translate whenever he posts in other languages? It'll be interesting to find out what exactly he uses to rape foreign languages. What's the method?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Does Bob use Google Translate whenever he posts in other languages? It'll be interesting to find out what exactly he uses to rape foreign languages. What's the method?

Mostly, but he totes understands Mandarin. He even has Rosetta Stone!

 

[A Random]

Why question is why is Black Panther considered a Sci-Fi epic? As far as I was watching the movie all it had was basic futuristic tech that was window dressing to a very primitive form of government that was also window dressing to an alright film

Because the black people are the aliens with the spaceships in a world where everyone else doesn't have spaceships.

 

[Positron]

Dude, enough, Stop spamming Bob's videos. This thread doesn't need an update every time bob sharts out a vid unless he says something noteworthy and/or stupid, and even then, least you could do is time stamp the the parts where bob does.

And please, if you have watched Bobby's vids, please give us a summary or at least some quotes. I for one am NOT going to suffer through hours of his voice.

 

[Flexo]

Now that you mentioned it, it reminds me of a similar video Dan Olson did on the subject:

Essentially, he argues that verisimilitude matters less than the ideological message a work is imparting. In fact, they're more than willing to see verisimilitude destroyed for the sake of imposing their worldview on a piece of fiction. To people like him and Blob, the diegesis, the fictional space that a work is based in, is nothing more than a heap of intellectual garbage that they can rummage through to find things to smear the author with. So because George R.R. Martin depicts the world of A Song of Ice and Fire as a medieval, harsh, and violent one where violence against women is commonplace, he endorses violence against women regardless of what he actually believes. In other words, they believe a depiction of something to necessarily be an endorsement of it and not just an element to aid in the verisimilitude of the diegesis.

What cracks me up is that if fiction has no rules or standards by which to be judged, what do we need critics for? Bob is about the only guy I know who will passionately argue against his own job.

 

[Lensherr]

What cracks me up is that if fiction has no rules or standards by which to be judged, what do we need critics for? Bob is about the only guy I know who will passionately argue against his own job.

Shooting himself in the (nonexistent) foot is part and parcel of MovieBob at this point.

 

[RockVolnutt]

What cracks me up is that if fiction has no rules or standards by which to be judged, what do we need critics for? Bob is about the only guy I know who will passionately argue against his own job.

He's a critic of "the message" otherwise known as whatever political nonsense of the week he can tie a work of fiction to.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Considering how toxic Bob is, can on envision if you had to play a D and D or some other tabletop RPG with him?

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Oh, for the love of ... ! Villains who think they're the good guy is not a new idea. In fact, it's one of the best ways to construct a villain. Not may people wake up and say "I'm going to be an evil dick and kill good people for no good reason," but plenty of people wake up and say "I'm going to kill that horrible person who deliberately ruined my life for no good reason." Many, many villains have written off people's hatred of them as being the jealousy or discontent of people who "just don't understand." Hell, that's what Bob does when someone disagrees with him. Yet Bob can only understand or discuss this idea in the context of the hated Dudebro Heroes.

Yet more proof that this lard lad had never read a book in his life. Judging by the excerpts of Brick by Brick, I don't think he even read his own book. Jesus.

I've been writing a villain who not only believes he's doing what's right in the end, but also knows he's crossing ethical borders and doing bad things as well. He knows his actions are horrifying to most, but his end goal of restoring the power of magic to a kingdom that hasn't had it for thousands of years is worth it. So he tortures a character in the name of gathering data, kills another character in an effort to stop him revealing information, attempts to kill a few more, and then engages in an experiment that could destroy the very country he's trying to uplift...all for a shot at the ultimate goal.

Villains have to believe they're the heroes, else the audience will never sympathize or empathize with them. Their goals must make sense in some sort of twisted logic, or the audience will never agree with them. The easiest way to make a villain is to take a hero that one extra step too far.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Considering how toxic Bob is, can on envision if you had to play a D and D or some other tabletop RPG with him?

My entire group would throw him out and not let him back in, no questions asked.

 

[Emperor Julian]

(This is what Moviebob actually believes.)
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I think the funniest part is how by the numbers the movie is so how it just shows bobs is slightly racist because simply being black and set in Africa is a novelty to him.

 

[Patamong]

Considering how toxic Bob is, can on envision if you had to play a D and D or some other tabletop RPG with him?

"I'm gonna roll for Drumpf getting impeached and all rust belt blue-collar FPS-playing mayonnaise ghouls getting sent to concentration camps!"
*rolls 1 because Bob's diabetic stumps can't roll a die properly*
"President Trump is elected for another 4-year term and Nintendo goes out of business."

(This is what Moviebob actually believes.)
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"How Boomer actors are still sexually potent"

I mean these guys are probably way more potent than you, Bob:

Spoiler

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

It will never completely dawn on him that he is an actual honest to fucking God NAZI, will it? He throws the term around so callously to accuse others without ever having any idea what it actually means. What the Nazi’s actual philosophy and beliefs were. He just knows they were the evil ones so anyone he thinks is evil = Nazi’s. If you were to actually examine “National Socialism” aka Nazi’s you would find Bob and his Twitter ravings staring back at you.

Sometimes I wonder if he read this page and was just like "Yes, this makes sense."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_unworthy_of_life

 

[cypocryphy]

(Also, Bob's Dutch sentence translates to "You poorly reflect your nation, sir." So, more projection.)

And of course Bob is acting like the worst stereotype of Americans....fat, loud, opinionated, and telling a foreigner how they should think.

 

[QB 290]

And of course Bob is acting like the worst stereotype of Americans....fat, loud, opinionated, and telling a foreigner how they should think.

I wouldn't really call Bob an American at this point.
He's fat enough to be his own country

 

[Gordon Cole]

It's been five months, get over it.

Heh, speaking of not getting over things...