Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RodgerDodger]

"Stupidity is an absolute evil," someone feed this evil person some new lines please.

> "... increasingly knowledge-centric world..."
> "Only stupid people think people with learning disabilities are 'stupid'."
If you have a learning disability, you can't effectively acquire new knowledge in this "increasingly knowledge-centric world", which means you'd be increasingly out of steps with this knowledge-centric Superior Future, which means you're "stupid", which means you're EVIL.

Bobby is too evil to reflect on the full implication of whatever contradictory evil shit his Overladies feed him.

I always love that quote from him. Dude you are a “professional” pop culture critic who lives in his Mom’s leaky mold ridden basement well into your 30’s. I got some bad news about what end of the “stupidity curve” you sit on. This is not to say that Bob is incorrect in this case. Bob IS Stupid and Bob IS Evil. Granted with such a small sample pool I don’t think we can prove causation.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Ranting about (re)tards.
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You can tell Trump is STOOPID because he hasn't taken Communications classes at a community college and hasn't learned how to incorporate words like "hamartia" and "Synecdoche" into his daily conversation like shining, Galactic-Brain Bob. I mean, Trump is only a billionaire whose slept with supermodels, it's not like you need brains to do THAT.

Seriously, can NONE of these social justice types learn anything from history? Namely, the lesson that adopting a self-superior attitude and writing off anyone who acts differently from them is a recipe for failure? I think back to the explorers of Victorian England who scoffed at the "primitive ways" of the natives whose lands they were exploring, only to realize that yes, maybe there WAS a good reason they ate seal blubber, wore skins made from caribou and lived in groups no larger than 20 in the barren arctic. Also that maybe it WAS a bad idea to bring two giant ships, laden with men, monkeys and pianos to a region of the earth without any growing season.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Also that maybe it WAS a bad idea to bring two giant ships, laden with men, monkeys and pianos to a region of the earth without any growing season.

What the hell would you do with monkeys and pianos in Antarctica, put on a concert?

 

[thismanlies]

"That dumb, uppity black! Amirite?"

I know Bob's shtick is talking shit about things he has no business talking about. But you'd think he'd have enough sense to avoid any topic that involves four hour videos.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Ranting about (re)tards.
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"That dumb, uppity black! Amirite?"
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"Pull the layers back on any issue and stupid is at the bottom"
"He's not smart enough to know how the government works"
"Dude You're Forty" and mentions Kanye is probably angry that characters from his childhood are not being handled up to his standards.
Is Bob Secretly tweeting about himself and uses Trump and West as Surrogates?

 

[Positron]

"Dude, you're FORTY!"
Says the dude who's still into Mario and capeshit when he himself is pushing forty.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Seriously, can NONE of these social justice types learn anything from history? Namely, the lesson that adopting a self-superior attitude and writing off anyone who acts differently from them is a recipe for failure? I think back to the explorers of Victorian England who scoffed at the "primitive ways" of the natives whose lands they were exploring, only to realize that yes, maybe there WAS a good reason they ate seal blubber, wore skins made from caribou and lived in groups no larger than 20 in the barren arctic. Also that maybe it WAS a bad idea to bring two giant ships, laden with men, monkeys and pianos to a region of the earth without any growing season.

And we at least got The Terror out of their fuck-ups. These assclowns we've got today are just gonna fade into the ether.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

> "... increasingly knowledge-centric world..."

I must say that I find it hilariously ironic that Bob is obsessed with an increasingly "knowledge-centric world" when he is an ignoramus par excellance.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I must say that I find it hilariously ironic that Bob is obsessed with an increasingly "knowledge-centric world" when he is an ignoramus par excellance.

Along with having an occupation that has long been obsolete by the blue collar jobs that he hates so much. Come on Bob, those cars ain't gonna fix themselves.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Kissing Arthur Chu's sweaty ass.

Spoiler: Twitter Nesting Doll

Yeah, because Bob is fucking Nostradamus every other time he's played armchair executive.

Nice latter-day South Park reference.

And still salty about Homecoming.

 

[Zaryiu]

I hate even looking like remotely i agree with Bob but they messed up their adaptation of a certain iconic Spider-Man by changing why Peter is doing what he's doing in that scene

I hate even looking like remotely i agree with Bob but they messed up their adaptation of a certain iconic Spider-Man by changing why Peter is doing what he's doing in that scene

Why in the fuck did i think this make me looks like i agree with him, jeez

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Why in the fuck did i think this make me looks like i agree with him, jeez

It's ok pal, we know you have a pretty strong case of the tismo.
We all do.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

"Stupidity is an absolute evil," someone feed this evil person some new lines please.

> "... increasingly knowledge-centric world..."
> "Only stupid people think people with learning disabilities are 'stupid'."
If you have a learning disability, you can't effectively acquire new knowledge in this "increasingly knowledge-centric world", which means you'd be increasingly out of steps with this knowledge-centric Superior Future, which means you're "stupid", which means you're EVIL.

Bobby is too evil to reflect on the full implication of whatever contradictory evil shit his Overladies feed him.

Stupidity doesn't equal to evil. The selfish, and remoteness action toward the innocent do. To imply categorize will stop everyone from calling you a fat futher is quite idiotic, and naive of your part Chipman. Good people can be stupid, and Bad people can be "knowledgeable". It is up to the character they chose to be judged as such. Bob Chipman has the soapbox tendency of a red neck, and no power, wealth, or even allies to help him.

For someone who hates the Nazis.

YOU DAMN SURE LOVE TAKING A FUCKING NOTE FROM THEM!

 

[Dr. Dik]

Ranting about (re)tards.
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"That dumb, uppity black! Amirite?"
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Yes, 15 year olds are widely known for their love of libertarianism. These must be the same dude bro teenagers which bullied Bob in high school, that are somehow all diehard fans of fps gaming, sports, farming, and anime.
Also I guess not liking a shitty looking thundercats reboot is a political position now, who knew?

 

[Rathkor]

Yes, 15 year olds are widely known for their love of libertarianism. These must be the same dude bro teenagers which bullied Bob in high school, that are somehow all diehard fans of fps gaming, sports, farming, and anime.
Also I guess not liking a shitty looking thundercats reboot is a political position now, who knew?

I just love that he bitches about the latest spiderman movie while condemning so done else for being upset about a portrayal of cartoon characters. Consistency is not Bob's friend.

 

[TheClorax]

I just love that he bitches about the latest spiderman movie while condemning so done else for being upset about a portrayal of cartoon characters. Consistency is not Bob's friend.

Speaking of Spidey, what do you guys think his stance on the next one will be?

Spoiler: Powerleveling

I’ll probably really like it since Tom Holland is a fantastic actor, and apparently the movie is going to have Mysterio (my favorite Spidey villain) as the villain.

My guess is Bob’s going to hate it because it isn’t the Raimi Trilogy. And as we all know, any change that doesn’t support Bob’s opinions is evil and should be destroyed for the betterment of the Superior Race.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob's losing his shit right now over FunSpot making a Facebook post defending Donald Trump and firing an employee who refused service to somebody. FunSpot took this one down and put up another one, but of course Bob is going to continue to sperg over it.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob's losing his shit right now over FunSpot making a Facebook post defending Donald Trump and firing an employee who refused service to somebody. FunSpot took this one down and put up another one, but of course Bob is going to continue to sperg over it.

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Imagine carrying so much hate and bile in your heart that the mere expression of support for the sitting President is enough to trigger this kind of vitriol. Bad enough to bring out Dobsonesque UGHs, even!

Maybe stroke and high blood pressure gets him before the 'beetus does. If Trump is actually reelected, I say we start a deathwatch.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

My grandparents were never racist, casually or otherwise, and two of them as reporters were writing anti racist articles for newspapers in the 60s, so I come from a more tolerant and evolved bloodline than Bob.

Which makes him all the more noble because he's had to overcome his poisonous upbringing to get so woke. He's like a flower that grew out of a pot of dirt.

 

[NQ 952]

Why is Bob crying over literally an arcade?

Funsport is an awesome place, btw. I go there regularly for quick weekend trips. This post just makes them even more awesome in my opinion.