Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I want to know where Blob got this notion of Christianity being this Old Testament, Fire and Brimstone Juggernaut of Patriarchy. Last time I checked, the Catholic church (arguably the most Patriarchal Christian church of them all since they still don't allow women to be priests,) was the biggest force pushing immigration and Globalism in the world today. Pope Francis agrees with Bob on gun control and a shit ton of other issues. I think Bob himself admitted to being a Catholic in his youth, but it doesn't sound like Sr. Chipman forced religion down his throat, so why all the religious hate? If all of the religions of the world all threw up their hands tomorrow and said: "You can f*ck whomever you want and gays can get married now!" then what would Bob do? What would serve as his towering, worldwide conspiracy strawman after that point? (Activision perhaps? It did do 9/11....)
He doesn't have the excuse of a priest bad-touching him; he can't find his own family jewels.

What I think is happening is that Bobby considers Christianity to be an impediment to science, or at least his own fairy tale, romantic fantasy of "science". I can sympathize with this sentiment, but nowadays religion has precious little influence on scientific research today (the only area that religion still has a significant say is bioethics). But then Bobby thinks of the world in capeshit terms, and all capeshit needs a villain.

Much like Bob himself, his favorite girl Hillary continuing to throw a hissy fit a year and a half after a Election is a wonderful summer gift.

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Credit where credit is due: she was funny. And she didn't collapse.
 
Will this this hag ever shut up? Get over it, you lost because your campaign was a dumpster fire of massive proportions.
What’s interesting is that Bob and Hillary actually have a lot in common.
  • Both are smug costal elitish cunts that are unlikeable as fuck.
  • Both destroyed their careers and reputation for doing something stupid after they were told to knock it off.
  • Both demonize white working class men for not aligning themselves with their politics.
  • Both have a fetish for the Hollywood and mainstream media, two of which still have a hard on for Hillary much like with Obama, and champions them as the true values of American society in retarded fashion.
  • Both cowardly cover up sexual predators, with Hillary still with her scumbag husband.
  • Both champion corruption in government systems.
  • Both virtue signal and pander to SJWs while both are SJWs.
Only difference between those two is that Hillary somewhat had a successful, if corrupt, career, while Bob lives in the basement of his mother’s home.
 
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What’s interesting is that Bob and Hillary actually have a lot in common.
  • Both are smug costal elitish cunts that are unlikeable as fuck.
  • Both destroyed their careers and reputation for doing something stupid after they were told to knock it off.
  • Both demonize white working class men for not aligning themselves with their politics.
  • Both have a fetish for the Hollywood and mainstream media, two of which still have a hard on for Hillary much like with Obama, and champions them as the true values of American society in exceptional fashion.
  • Both cowardly cover up sexual predators, with Hillary still with her scumbag husband.
  • Both champion corruption in government systems.
  • Both virtue signal and pander to SJWs while both are SJWs.
Only difference between those two is that Hillary somewhat had a successful, if corrupt, career, while Bob lives in the basement of his mother’s home.
One more possibly difference I willing to bet Hillary might had actually fucked a woman at some point.
 
What’s interesting is that Bob and Hillary actually have a lot in common.
  • Both are smug costal elitish cunts that are unlikeable as fuck.
  • Both destroyed their careers and reputation for doing something stupid after they were told to knock it off.
  • Both demonize white working class men for not aligning themselves with their politics.
  • Both have a fetish for the Hollywood and mainstream media, two of which still have a hard on for Hillary much like with Obama, and champions them as the true values of American society in exceptional fashion.
  • Both cowardly cover up sexual predators, with Hillary still with her scumbag husband.
  • Both champion corruption in government systems.
  • Both virtue signal and pander to SJWs while both are SJWs.
Only difference between those two is that Hillary somewhat had a successful, if corrupt, career, while Bob lives in the basement of his mother’s home.
You forgot another important similarity.

Both have monstrously fat arses.
 
You forgot another important similarity.

Both have monstrously fat arses.
That's true. But Hillary doesn't have type two diabetes from not exercising regularly and eating three greasy cheeseburgers a day, which is what Bob did.

EDIT: Also, I was going to comment that Hillary doesn't sperg endlessly about how the Marvel Cinematic Universe is the most significant work in American cinema like Bob does, but her virtue-signaling endorsement of Black Panther proves otherwise.
 
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It still doesn't make any sense when you take into account that mass immigration will only really flood someone with low or uneducated peoples that will lead to a further lowering of standards in your state, too many people of one culture type that could have secessionist ideas, and the severe breakdown of social trust among the society. The only way I see this idea that he loves immigrants is simply because they will vote for the party that promises handouts with they tow the line and toil at extremely low paying jobs as some form of Neo-Serfdom. Bob is unironically a Monarchist as well seeing that he believes a small chosen few are best to lead the country with a top down approach and everyone else should know their betters.

So you're saying that Bob's a house nigger for the Democratic Party?
 
"Standing helps too; do some editing, stand while editing, and move a bit for fun and movement."
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Bob should just move to Mexico if he believes that.

That might legitimately be a good idea for him. He'd be able to afford more than a basement then, and he's unlikely to be victimised by criminals given he almost never goes outside.
He should, but for some reason I doubt there's much need for Pelicula Roberto down there. He would have to illegally immigrate because they wouldn't want him anymore than we do.
 
Silly Bob. For that kind of table you need feet!

As improbable as it may seem, why am I picturing Bob working in an office tower at a Varidesk? He decides stand up, but then the floor begins to buckle and Bob crashes through several storeys before he lands in the lobby.
 
it's kinda funny how Bob defends Lars Von Trier when most of Bob' clique actually hate his movies and belive him to b a pretentious hateful human being.
 
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