Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Kyria the Great]

Does anyone think that Bob breaks all the mirrors in his household so he doesn't have to face any self reflection? Or do you think he is much like a parakeet where it gives him someone to talk to as well as vanity time?

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

Celluloid Robert: we should be lead by smart, selected group of people, who will save us from the rule of majority. It's the only way to get to the future

Electoral collage: elects Trump overriding the popular vote

Celluloid Robert: Not like this…!

 

[Flexo]

I like how Bob claims he's a "fast draw" and has been since the Boy Scouts.

It makes me want to burn my merit badges.

Though he probably didn't get far what with having to go without electricity while camping.

A scout probably (and in Mass, this is a big maybe) spent some time with pellet guns and .22s. Maybe shotguns

There is both a rifle and shotgun shooting merit badge. Out in 'MURICA we got to do skeet shooting.

I got those and my raygun badge in robo scouts.

And losing the point, yet again.
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Sure bob, let's ban simple machines. Levers, incline planes, and springs will be super easy...

Wait...

Coilydammit Bob!

But seriously, how does he expect to ban guns AND have open borders?

 

[RockVolnutt]

But seriously, how does he expect to ban guns AND have open borders?

The Master Race that will be born from no borders shall have no need for guns because they will be super-intellectuals!....I think.

 

[thismanlies]

And losing the point, yet again.

>exceptional

Do we know if Bob is secretly a Kiwi?

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Does anyone think that Bob breaks all the mirrors in his household so he doesn't have to face any self reflection? Or do you think he is much like a parakeet where it gives him someone to talk to as well as vanity time?

That would imply he has some idea of what he is, or any conscience of what his action will lead him to. He already show his black, and white outlook more times than not. It wouldn't be surprising he went that far to ignore the state he's in.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

@Sexy Times Hitler already posted this in the Thorne Melcher thread, but it should be here as well.

Got to say, I'm totally looking forward to the Tranny Chaser Bob saga. Also, good call on choosing Wes Bailey's side of an argument, Bob.

 

[Gordon Cole]

It's less than a minute long, summarizes all his points and you don't have to see or hear him. I see nothing wrong with this.

 

[Mola Ram]

It's less than a minute long, summarizes all his points and you don't have to see or hear him. I see nothing wrong with this.
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Russian bots at it again.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Or perhaps Colossus has taken up hacking as a hobby.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

@Sexy Times Hitler already posted this in the Thorne Melcher thread, but it should be here as well.

Got to say, I'm totally looking forward to the Tranny Chaser Bob saga. Also, good call on choosing Wes Bailey's side of an argument, Bob.

fftopican I ask for the short version of this event?fftopic:

Edit:Never mind. Already caught up. Keep being stupid, chipman.

 

[Slowboat to China]

I like how Bob claims he's a "fast draw" and has been since the Boy Scouts. For one, skills atrophy if you don't spend time practicing and improving upon them. Two- I must have missed the merit badge for advanced combat shooting that Bob so obviously has.

Bob can't have any kind of merit badge for shooting. He would have mentioned it by now if he did--such a great thing to show his superiority over others, especially in the gun-control debate.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I assumed Bob is basically one of the Boomers from Left 4 Dead and you should clear out when he dies because he's going to explode.

I like how Bob claims he's a "fast draw" and has been since the Boy Scouts. For one, skills atrophy if you don't spend time practicing and improving upon them. Two- I must have missed the merit badge for advanced combat shooting that Bob so obviously has.

A scout probably (and in Mass, this is a big maybe) spent some time with pellet guns and .22s. Maybe shotguns. Of which only the basics transfer over to combat shooting. But I suppose Bob's mind is so warped by video games and movies that he assumes once you learn how to use the basic thing you are an instant expert in all other things in that category.

Which is why right after earning my motorcycle endorsement on a 250cc single I went to win the Isle of Man TT the very next week! Oh wait, I didn't, because that's not how reality works.

Are you implying Robert is not an absolute master of everything he touches? I have a hard time believing he's like a sponge for skills and knowledge.

Jokes aside, it's funny how that's a common thing. They can't dial it back to claiming they're just "okay". Nobody ever buys it.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Bob and the "Clownshoe", continued.
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Bob must’ve been PRETTY lonely at that bar if he’s taking the time out of his evening to “dunk on” some random twitter user calling him out.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I assumed Bob is basically one of the Boomers from Left 4 Dead and you should clear out when he dies because he's going to explode.

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This is what the Fire Vhief would categorize as an “un-natural gas explosion”.

 

[AnOminous]

@Sexy Times Hitler already posted this in the Thorne Melcher thread, but it should be here as well.

Got to say, I'm totally looking forward to the Tranny Chaser Bob saga. Also, good call on choosing Wes Bailey's side of an argument, Bob.

With his "behead those who disagree with me in any way" attitude, he is pretty much a tankie himself.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

With his body type, he is pretty much a tank himself.

FTFY.

 

[Detrogen]

With his body type, he is pretty much a tank himself.

FTFY.

Sorry to tell you “friendo” but tanks actually move.

 

[Mola Ram]

Sorry to tell you “friendo” but tanks actually move.

Not septic tanks.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He really is hankering for someone to get his ass fired, isn't he? If he does get fired, I hope he stays unemployed at least five times as longer than me.