Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I'm fucking shocked Geek.com and Screenrant haven't shitcanned Bob at this point, because he keeps getting more and more unhinged with every tweet. Calling him a cryptofascist is far too generous at this point, because there's noting crypto about his psychotic ravings.
I think they’re oblivious about this right now. Maybe contacting them about it would make them shitcann him.
 
I'm fucking shocked Geek.com and Screenrant haven't shitcanned Bob at this point, because he keeps getting more and more unhinged with every tweet. Calling him a cryptofascist is far too generous at this point, because there's noting crypto about his psychotic ravings.
My guest is that they share his views and don't expect any backlash from his tweets.

I think they’re oblivious about this right now. Maybe contacting them about it would make them shitcann him.
Careful with that last part. That is coming a bit close to :autism: sperging.
 
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Has anyone ever tried contacting ScrewAttack or Geek.com about Bob's Twitter, or going to their advertisers with his tweets? It's already gotten him fired once, I'm just surprised no one's going two for two.

If it ever happens, it won't be a Kiwi or a rightwing crank who gets results. It'll be one of Bob's fellow SJWs, probably going after him for the "stupid = evil" stuff which is repeatedly getting him into trouble by being interpreted as "mentally disabled = evil" or "re-tards deserve to have bad things happen to them."

I don't even really think such interpretations are fair to him, but it's not like he cuts any slack to all the people he loathes.
 
"I'm a crack shot, I'm in great health and I have a harem of dangerhairs to boot!"
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Having seen his "pretty fast draw" and his shooting stance (admittedly he was only drawing an NES lightgun) I'm not impressed. Unlike him, I won't claim to be an expert myself, but I do enjoy watching real shooting competitions, and Bob's form compared to theirs is about as close as my from and skill in basketball compared to Michael Jordan's.
 
Maybe contacting them about it would make them shitcann him.
If your plan is to take matters into your own hands and touch the poop, let me give you some advice:

Don't.

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Bob’s obviously jealous that Jordan Peterson is more intelligent than he is.

I bet it would go over his head when Jordan Peterson tells him to clean his room/basement. To the mentioned Disney archetypes, the simple reason is because it puts the archetypes in a format that everyone can understand. I don't know how hard of a concept that is to grasp, but fuck it.
 
I bet it would go over his head when Jordan Peterson tells him to clean his room/basement. To the mentioned Disney archetypes, the simple reason is because it puts the archetypes in a format that everyone can understand. I don't know how hard of a concept that is to grasp, but fuck it.
I'm pretty sure people would make him go over his head if you tell him to do something simple to improve his living standards, like clean his bedroom or wipe his ass.

Here's a example of how Bob would lose his shit if you tell him to do some cleaning.
Me: Dude, clean up your room. It looks and smells like ass.
Bob: Cleaning rooms is fah backwards-minded, inferiah Trump supporters who are too afraid to embrace the superiah fucha! Where they'll be endless Marvel movies made by Disney, who will control the world!
Me: Dude, you're the inferior dumbass who won't clean up your basement.
Bob: Subhuman dipshit. The Democrats are the good guys and they can do anything, no madda corrupt!
Me: Continue eating your greasy Big Macs fatso.
 
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Is Bob the next Sam Hyde?
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We don't have to worry about Bob being a mass shooter. He wouldn't be able to walk into a gun store without screeching at the nearest Republican (who chances are would be the gun store owner).
 
We don't have to worry about Bob being a mass shooter. He wouldn't be able to walk into a gun store without screeching at the nearest Republican (who chances are would be the gun store owner).
Well, he's too fat to put his fingers in the trigger guard and two slow to escape cops from gunning him down.

Speaking of guns, I wonder if Bob would explode if you shot him.
 
Bobby doesn't know it, but he hit upon the concept of "The Accursed Share" by Georges Bataille. Very briefly it states that unchecked economic growth and accumulation of national wealth will somehow lead to destruction, and nations need a "safety valve" to get rid of money. The "safety valve" is usually large expenditures to the arts, but if that fails, the money will go to fund war and colonization.

This is a very fringe, postmodern idea that can be proven to be false, and is definitely not "not uncommon".
 
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