Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Red Hood]

The problem with Bob blowing his brains out is that he'd need an anti-materiel rifle just to get through the layer of fat surrounding his noggin. Just like he can't hang himself because there isn't a cable that'll support his weight long enough to strangle him.

 

[Kyria the Great]

His understanding of Constitutional rights is enough to make me want to blow my brains out.

I could go point by point, but why bother? But the kinds of policies Bob wants are why there's a 2d Amendment in the first place. "End the Stupid" indeed.

Bob does also realize that most of the Founding Fathers were unironic in their faith and it was basically saying that all we are all equal in the eyes of god and make a government that helped reflect it.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Riddle me this Bobby. If you're "smarter" than everyone else, how did you make the bad life choices that led to you becoming a type-2 diabetic?

Because he's an idiot who doesn't actually know what diabetes is or what causes it?

 

[Mola Ram]

Because he's an idiot who doesn't actually know what diabetes is or what causes it?

I'm sure his understanding of diabetes is at least as good as his understanding of Constitutional rights.

 

[Flexo]

It's been speculated in this thread what Bob might do if the only thing between him and a violent gang member was a gun, but I think his tweets today regarding MS-13 and gun control answer that quite nicely.

*MS-13 gang members begin beating up on Bob*
Bob: help! I'm being attacked by white Trump voters! I warned you alllllll....

 

[Mola Ram]

*MS-13 gang members begin beating up on Bob*
Bob: help! I'm being attacked by white Trump voters! I warned you alllllll....

Nah, he'd check his privilege on Twitter. Maybe even apologize! "It was my own error in judgment that led a smear of my brain matter to culturally appropriate the treads of their boots. I mean, zapatos."

 

[SiccDicc]

His take on the Santa Fe shooting.
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That awkward moment when Hillary won the popular vote... Also wasn't he among the many saying we need to do away with the Electoral College and let the majority decide?

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

BTW WE ARE 1300 POST PEOPLE! And a well time to start than By seeing bob exploiting the corpses of victims to push his screeching. Yeah, never change fatso.

 

[Dr. Dik]

*MS-13 gang members begin beating up on Bob*
Bob: help! I'm being attacked by white Trump voters! I warned you alllllll....

No gang member will ever get into Bob's basement. They don't matter to Herr Bobbles so obviously they don't matter to anyone. But Trump voters have told Bob that he's wrong on Twitter, there for Conservatives are public enemy number 1 of the Americans that matter.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Bobby isn't even aware that we don't live in a Democracy, we live in a Republic. Also, you don't have to believe in a sky wizard to believe in the concept of Natural Rights. Rockin' Mr. E is an atheist YT philosopher, but he supports Natural Law rather strenuously.

No matter if you're a Democrat, a Hillary supporter, an atheist or a Super Mario fan, Bob is going to take the things you love and turn the rest of humanity against them with his smug, "better than you" arrogance and his lapses of logic. If Bob ever is taken out by vigilante justice, it won't be the Trump voters who go after him, it'll probably be a moderate bunch of Leftists who are sick and tired of him making them all look bad.

 

[Positron]

>Rando: Have you even read about MS-13?!
>Bobby: (Regurgitates Wikipedia)
>Rando: So you know nothing about them and you never even live anywhere near them?
>Bobby: You only asked if I've read about them, sport.

This is Chris-Chan level retarded.

Yes you can, but will anyone listen?
This wannabe Nietzsche has zero will to power, only will to obesity.'

What pisses me the fuck off about people like MovieBob is how they think that the law should conform to their feelings. Like, calling MS-13 members, who represent one of the most violent criminal gangs on the face of the earth, animals is wrong, but Nazis are subhuman, should be thrown in jail and not be allowed to exercise their First Amendment rights, and are far more of a threat somehow even though they generally operate within the law (which allows for deplorable points of view to be expressed in public). I guarantee the average MS-13 member is far more of what you'd call a subhuman than the average Trump supporter, yet because the former votes Democrat, they get a pass.

You see, rules are for plebs, as Bobby so eloquently articulates in this series of tweets (I think). Bobby is A LITTLE BIT "above average" than us in reading people, which enables him to see MS-13 as innocent victims with hearts of gold, and when we see "honest struggling white laborers", Bobby's Superior Futuristic clairvoyance enables him to decipher their true nature as subhuman trash that threatens to bring the world back to the dark ages.

 

[Zegba_Life]

This is Bob's first Youtube video on his main channel.

Good god, all his first videos are fake movie trailers. There's one for an X-Men/ Harry Potter teamup.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I think I found the dry run for his Care Bears treatment.

What the fuck are half these?

 

[Patamong]

Oh man, we reached the big 1300.

Congratulations Bob, you fat eugenicist 40-year-old "movie critic" who lives in his aunt's basement! May your sperging continue to give us entertainment for another 1300 pages!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Here's to 1300 pages dedicated to the misadventures of the Blobbenführer. May the Footless Führer sperg for eternity.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Here’s to another 1300 pages of a fat diabetic whiny man child film critic sperging about Trump and movies, sucking the dicks of Marvel Studios, Kevin Feige, Bob Iger, Disney, Nintendo and YAS QUEEN, and bitching at Republicans and gun owners.

Drink up my dudes.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Wanting to repeal the Second Amendment because of those dang, dirty conservatives.

"I'm a crack shot, I'm in great health and I have a harem of dangerhairs to boot!"

Where the only coherent opinion I can gather is "Context doesn't matter" along with more projection.

I'm shaking.

Well, someone's still salty about being told to shut up.

Yep, one movie means that provocative cinema is alive and well!

More Hillary white knighting.

 

[Lensherr]

His take on the Santa Fe shooting.
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He can't seriously expect #EndTheStupid to catch on.
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I'm fucking shocked Geek.com and Screenrant haven't shitcanned Bob at this point, because he keeps getting more and more unhinged with every tweet. Calling him a cryptofascist is far too generous at this point, because there's noting crypto about his psychotic ravings.

 

[Mola Ram]

The Bloated One Spake Thusly:

"NOTHING is better for turning someone into a genuine misanthrope than getting a really, really, REALLY good grasp of history."

So what's your excuse?

 

[Pokemonquistador]

"I'm a crack shot, I'm in great health and I have a harem of dangerhairs to boot!"
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LOL at Bob thinking he's some kind of commando. I'll bet he has a collection of cheap, Chinese made "katanas" that he keeps on the wall next to his bed that he uses as a "security system".

Bob, if the major cities of America ever erupt into violence and are taken over by warlords, you're not going to be on the front lines fighting the good fight, you're going to be the yes-man sycophant gimp chained to Lord Humungous' throne whom he uses as an occasional footrest.