Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Where do people get the idea that Bob lives in his aunt's basement? I know he himself has said on Twitter that he lives in a "basement apartment" but what makes people think that it's his aunt's basement and not just some rando's?
 
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I could make the argument that a line that terrible should disqualify you from criticizing media, but that's just me.
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To borrow from his parlance: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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To borrow from his parlance: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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They may not have been able to work (although it's more likely they're not willing to work and didn't do much in the first place), but they're still pulling in thousands of dollars from gullible idiots on Patreon for doing nothing and getting sympathetic media coverage so my sympathy is limited.
 
I could make the argument that a line that terrible should disqualify you from criticizing media, but that's just me.
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To borrow from his parlance: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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I have friends who retreated into the mountains to live the life of a hermit ever since a spergy war of tweets and memes, so don't tell me it wasn't equal to the holocaust.
 
To borrow from his parlance: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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"I have friends who went so far into Twatter wars even normies recognize them as a deranged individuals and won't hire them, and since they lack any real world talents self-employment is out of the question."

I don't know if that's a thing to brag about. Maybe if your friend stop thinking about themselves as a media critics and important people of new renaissance they could swallow their pride, go for a fast-food work and bounce back. But I bet they are waiting for that CEO job that's around the corner.
 
I could make the argument that a line that terrible should disqualify you from criticizing media, but that's just me.

The stuff that's actually earned him a modicum of e-fame is so poor quality he can only self-publish. The fiction so terrible even the people who buy his stuff now don't want it is something he really shouldn't allude to.

Out of curiosity, why is he retweeting something about GooberGate at this late date? Is this a stealth shit on TB?
 
GooberGrape was the first and only time these assclowns ever became relevant, so of course they're gonna milik it until it's udders turn into tiny black stalactites, to paraphrase Yahtzee.

The GG is a special case of "peaked in high school", it gave platform to people who could never merit any attention in normal case. So they cling to it like a washed up high school athlete clings to his, long beaten and irrelevant in adult competition, record.
 
The GG is a special case of "peaked in high school", it gave platform to people who could never merit any attention in normal case. So they cling to it like a washed up high school athlete clings to his, long beaten and irrelevant in adult competition, record.

Man, if your "peak" was GamerGate, just do everyone a favor and drink a bottle of Clorox.
 
Where do people get the idea that Bob lives in his aunt's basement? I know he himself has said on Twitter that he lives in a "basement apartment" but what makes people think that it's his aunt's basement and not just some rando's?

Isn't it his brother? I thought it was that his dox are the same address as a house owned by his brother.

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I haven't verified this is still accurate, but a few hundred pages back someone posted it.
 
Isn't it his brother? I thought it was that his dox are the same address as a house owned by his brother.

I always assumed it's a "family home", so it's his mother, aunt, brother and his family, and Bob in a basement, because he's a manchild.

Looking at street view shot of that address some houses look decently sized. Can't pin point the exact number 12 tho
 
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Bob is a bad person and, by his own logic, bad things should ceaselessly happen to him

What did that one Youtubers say. “He deserves some punishment, but I can’t think of one worse than simply being Moviebob”. Bad things do ceaselessly happen to him. His whole life is a life lessons to others. Never be the Bob!
 
What did that one Youtubers say. “He deserves some punishment, but I can’t think of one worse than simply being Moviebob”. Bad things do ceaselessly happen to him. His whole life is a life lessons to others. Never be the Bob!

I believe it was "Being Bob Chipman is both his crime and his punishment."
 
To borrow from his parlance: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Bob, I know your reading this right now because you can't take anyone saying anything about you that you don't like. I'm going to give you a piece of advice, and I know you aren't going to take it because you are functionally incapable of doing so, but it's worth a try: let it go already Bob. It's the middle of 2018, no one gives a shit about gg anymore. Hell, no one of importance (actual importance) gave a shit about it back then. It was a petty little internet flame war that only petty, insignificant "internet personalities" such as yourself gave a shit about. No one with an actual life cares about the stupid slights you have against it or your cries about being "harmed" from it.

It's over, it was meaningless, move on already.

I always assumed it's a "family home", so it's his mother, aunt, brother and his family, and Bob in a basement, because he's a manchild.

Looking at street view shot of that address some houses look decently sized. Can't pin point the exact number 12 tho

Bob living with his brother adds a whole new level to the "creepy uncle" vibe he displays.
 
Holocaust Survivor: They sent us to the camps like cattle, murdered the old, weak, and children and then tortured and worked us to death.

Civil Rights Activist: They lynched us, beat us, burned crosses on our lawns, bombed us, and attacked us with dog and hoses.

Gay Rights Activist: We were beaten and denied basic civil liberties.

Anti-Gamergater: We were harassed online.

Blank Stares.

Anti-Gamergater: You don't understand they used Caps CAPS.

Also who wants to work with cunts like this.

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I believe it was "Being Bob Chipman is both his crime and his punishment."

IIRC it came from Rageholic video (he's a bit sped, but can be funny sometimes) where he slams Robert. I think it was posted way back, but since not everyone has the mental fortitude to survive entire Bob thread I'll leave it here,

 
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